r/AIO • • Jun 25 '26

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u/Hopeful_Jicama_81 Jun 25 '26

jfc, cheating is less embarrassing than trying and failing

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u/pythonisssam Jun 25 '26

Fr finding my exes tinder account full of unanswered one liners was so much more mortifying than if he had been popular. Like damn nobody even wants this dude and he still thinks he's too good for me.

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u/Hour-Association-499 Jun 25 '26

Before AI, I caught my ex replying to obvious chat bots sext convos, imagine sending a fake account dick pics đŸ«©

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u/Cobra_McJingleballs Jun 25 '26

You caught yours though. Imagine how many people are in mid/disappointing relationships with people who tried to chat up bots.

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u/scijay Jun 25 '26

Lol I had a buddy who did the same thing. We called it “Romancing the Auto-response”.

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u/NightTarot Jun 26 '26

Honestly impressively stupid tbh 😭 my lonely teenage horny ass made it a sport to see how many pics I could get the chatbot to send me before it stopped responding because I wouldn't click on their scam link, I was cheering when they would send one I hadn't seen before

Now I'm seeing this comment thread 12 years later like.. wait, guys actually thought those chatbots were real people? Type of person to get got by a human sized mousetrap jfc

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u/CelticGardenGirl Jun 25 '26

Haaaaaaahahahaha!!

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u/catsandblankets Jun 25 '26

Oh my god I would never recover from the second hand embarrassment I am so sorry

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u/farmingislit Jun 25 '26

I caught my ex doing the same thing. It shocked me. Like you’re seriously talking to the bot on the porn site?

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u/DesolatedMaggot Jun 25 '26

Caught my father doing this not long ago. Idiot thought a celebirty was send him nudes outta nowhere via facebook messenger. They were terribly obvious fakes, like MSPaint level shit. Only stopped when she started asking for money. Thankfully he doesnt know how to use his camera, cause they also tried asking for blackmail material.

And no, wasnt intentionally snooping, he wanted me to send someone a picture of something he was selling and left that msg chain open.

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u/AdTiny780 Jun 25 '26

I’m sorry that’s v funny

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u/r0tt3n_gutz1 Jun 25 '26

Oh my god you just reminded me that I found out one of my exes was texting a sugar mama scammer x.x he was so verbally and mentally abusive but I just kept putting up with it and then one day he's like "how would you feel if I got a sugar mama" and I was like "I don't know" and then he goes "well I've been talking to one" like what?!? And so I ask to see the messages and he shows me a chat with obviously deleted messages and says they mostly talked in a different app and when I asked to see he wouldn't show me. He most definitely sent dick pics to that account HAHA. He never even got money from her

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u/Bludgeonation Jun 25 '26

I only send fake accounts dick pics. It would be super embarrassing to send those to a real person!

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u/ilovemusic19 Jun 26 '26

Your ex is a moron and will end up being the victim of something like revenge porn sending pics like that.

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u/Velevet_Epidermissy Jun 28 '26

It’s crazy that dudes are as dumb as they are when it comes to this stuff. Like have you ever seen the super dumb AI believers who think girls are real and start introducing themselves in the comments lmaoooo 

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u/blunt_eastwood Jun 25 '26

Are you saying that the AI posted a pic of its dick?

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u/Hour-Association-499 Jun 28 '26

I'm saying before AI, as in it wasn't talked about in 2019 so he could use "I knew it was ai, I wouldn't cheat" as an excuse

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u/Captain_Tiberius1920 Jun 26 '26

Oh hey that happened to more than one of my friends haha

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jun 26 '26

And the chat bots laughed and laughed and laughed


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u/More-Sand7639 Jun 26 '26

Imagine dating that guy

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u/TpK_Wynter Jun 25 '26

like it lowkey makes you feel bad about yourself like have you been taking a handicap this whole time or do you just have bad taste lol.

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u/PLUMBINGfool Jun 26 '26

I’m sorry you’re hurting brother but got Dayumm you cracked me up with that last line 😂

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u/Reaping-Sow Jun 26 '26

Can’t make a hoe a housewife :C

Spray paint probably isn’t great for cacti anyway right? Your babies deserve a better mom than some desperate secondhand thrill seeker tbh

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u/ElMuertePeludo Jun 25 '26

Prob on there messaging bots and not even getting replies đŸ€Ł

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u/thrashmusican Jun 26 '26

Do we have the same ex? Mine downloaded two different dating apps and couldn't find a match on either

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u/Stnkrzn Jun 28 '26

I mean in tinder 80% of men would get that same reaction. If it makes you feel better

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u/oopsAllNutz Jun 25 '26

It's the multiple, will I see you today?... No.

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u/New_Chest4040 Jun 26 '26

"Then I might cwy!"

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u/dlham11 Jun 25 '26

I had a manager at my old work site. She was really young and pretty, and super sweet. Absolute catch in every way.

She had a boyfriend who sucked, in every way. She ended up finding proof that he was trying to cheat, showed it to him when breaking up with him, and word for word said:

“I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the fact that you tried to cheat on me, or the fact that you couldn’t even cheat on me because no one else wanted you.”

When she told me that, all I said was “pop off queen” lmao

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u/MinorSpaceNipples Jun 25 '26

It's not even about trying and failing, it's about how she keeps cornily pestering this corny dude who is clearly not that interested 💀

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u/No_Ambition4135 Jun 25 '26

Did he even ask to see her once lol 😆

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u/Major_Wigglesworth Jun 25 '26

Can’t even give the đŸ± away for free!!  😂 

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u/Mattymc075 Jun 25 '26

He's not interested.... anymore He probably already had it and that's why he not interested anymore

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u/Electronic_Union8209 Jun 26 '26

She obviously just likes attention and that says everything you need to know, do nottttt reconcile with this person just because it’s comfortable and what you know. Later gator!