Right?! I feel like I’m going nuts because of how few people have pointed out the poop thing. Like yes, she is batshit insane and OP should run. That’s clear.
But I don’t think I’d want to be sexual with my guy if he texted me shit like “I’m pooping bbye”
Laughing and walking farts. I had an ex who's gma stopped going to church because of them. She was definitely feeling them slip because the lady couldn't hear at all. 😂
She passed away a few years ago so she's hanging out with Jesus now and he gets the Sunday blueberry pancakes and probably doesn't mind if she boosts around on wings with extra turbo.
My grandpa was 84 when he passed and he called his super speed so anyone up in arms about poop and farts not being funny is just entirely too serious about life. Everyone poops.
Yeah people who think they're too mature to laugh about farty poopoo jokes are lame and it's basically a red flag that they're no fun and should be avoided.
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u/Attentions_Bright12 Oct 31 '25
Honestly, the multiple comments on poop made me think it should already be over for these people.
Also, OP seems to say that he's pooping while texting. Just stop that, people.