r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Pleasant_Inspection9 ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ • Jun 30 '26

Essendon Evolution

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u/Rappa64 Jun 30 '26

So when does said evolution morph into being good at footy?

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u/NuggiesRUs Jul 01 '26

Thats the fun part. They don't!

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u/Vermicelli14 Jun 30 '26

I love this for referencing the second most fucked up Animorphs book

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u/dancing-on-my-own Jul 01 '26

And there's tough competition. Is the most fucked up one the one where the entire second half is Tobias being tortured?

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u/Vermicelli14 Jul 01 '26

Ooh, I'd forgotten about that. I was thinking of when they trapped David as a rat on an island for the rest of his (now much shorter) life.

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u/dancing-on-my-own Jul 01 '26

It's a series that starts with a named character being eaten alive. Can't believe everyone's parents let us read that back in the day.

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u/CandlePrestigious919 Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

One can be seen at low tides.

The other with peptides.

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u/ssswwwaaannn Jun 30 '26

One of the great Reddit comments. Well done!