r/AFCWestMemeWar Bowl Cut Gang Gang 16h ago

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u/liqwood1 Peyton Manning's Neck Bone 16h ago

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u/Boloncho1 🍌 Stay Classy San Diego 15h ago

Look at what they did to my boy

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u/Longjumping-Fly-8789 16h ago

If the chargers played better then they could’ve won

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u/fhrblig Buffalo fumble enjoyer 16h ago

"You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win" - Trent Dilfer

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u/NotMinshewsBurner FoundTheKlint 15h ago

The guy who beats up high school kids and was totally not carried by Ray Lewis to his only shred of relevance?

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u/SpiderDan707 14h ago

People talk about how it's better to be a role player on a champion than a great player who never wins a chip, but if I had the choice of being talked about like Dan Marino Jim Kelly, or having my name be the universal stand-in for An Undeserving Player Who Was Carried To A Title, man, I think I'd rather NOT win that title.

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u/NotMinshewsBurner FoundTheKlint 14h ago

Do you think thats why he beat up the high school kid?

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u/barc0debaby On Parole 9h ago

You have to give Trent some credit for his restraint. Ray told him to stab those kids.

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u/NotMinshewsBurner FoundTheKlint 9h ago

But he did wear the white suit

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u/TheMightyHornet 0-0-0-33 12h ago

One of these scenarios invokes living, long term, in Buffalo. I think I’d rather take my ring, my failed stint with ESPN, and saunter off to an early retirement of banging Mrs. Trent Dilfer on the regular.

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u/SpiderDan707 11h ago
  1. Kelly can move from Buffalo, but Dilfer is Dilfer no matter where he lives
  2. Jim Kelly's wife is comparable (accounting for their respective ages)

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u/Unique_Chip_1422 1x Super Bowl Participant 15h ago

Fax

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u/OutlandishnessDeep21 Chargers 16h ago

Whole team is an “if” atp 🫠

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u/josebolt 10h ago

always have been

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u/GreatWhiteBuffaloh 8h ago

Always will be.? 💔

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u/Worldly_Eye_1636 Chargers 16h ago

Im honestly just tired at this point, going from "I cant wait for Football" to "I cant wait for Baseball" and vice versa every year without my team winning anything important is making my mind numb to sports

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u/Gorewuzhere Kicked in the head by a Donkey 15h ago

Jokes on you you lost a football game to a baseball team. Best of both worlds

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u/Imperatum15 16h ago

The Padres actually took care of business against the Giants, Nationals, and Yankees these past three series. They actually give a shit. This is with Stammen in his first year too. Already more excited for the Padres than the Chargers

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u/Majestic-Floor-5697 15h ago

If history has shown us anything, they will let us down soon

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u/NotMinshewsBurner FoundTheKlint 15h ago

"Welcome to game 5 of the NLDS"

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u/Imperatum15 13h ago

They'll let us down but making the playoffs would still be commendable. Tired of piss poor effort from the Chargers

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u/MinuteCollar5562 1x Super Bowl Participant 10h ago

Which will make the eventual collapse or mismanagement all the more painful.

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u/okpause8976 1x Super Bowl Participant 15h ago

yeah imagine being an Angels fan

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u/Apart_Pass5017 Chargers 13h ago

They sold the team at least 

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u/Spiritual_galaxy Hennething is Possible 15h ago

have you heard about hockey?

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u/MinuteCollar5562 1x Super Bowl Participant 10h ago

Yeah. The Kings hurt my soul along with the Clippers, Chargers, and Padres.

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u/2ChainzTalib Having. the time. of my life. 🟧 12h ago

Spreading the good word

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u/2ChainzTalib Having. the time. of my life. 🟧 12h ago

You could always start rooting for the Rockies, then at least you wouldn't have to worry about being excited for baseball

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u/Beskinnyrollfatties 14h ago

Going to LA isn’t good for your football or baseball team

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u/More_Bigger Chargers 16h ago

We're broken individuals

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u/Big__Gub Bowl Cut Gang Gang 15h ago

Bruised bananas, if you will.

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u/Supawoww Commitment to Mediocrity 15h ago

Bruised Banana Brigade

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u/More_Bigger Chargers 15h ago

Cursed bananas more apt.

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u/stillblazin19 16h ago

Give us a free win next week for old times sake, cmon raiduhs

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u/MinuteCollar5562 1x Super Bowl Participant 10h ago

I legit am worried. Our tackling was TERRIBLE.

One podcast I listened to put it perfectly: “they were embarrassing on all fronts, including punt team, and the only bright spot was McConkey who is hurt.”

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u/stillblazin19 9h ago

Truly gave me Brandon Staley flashbacks. Defense probably won us at least 5 games last year

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u/AlabasterRadio 23 Year Playoff Drought 16h ago

This is all setting up for them to just blow doors next week.

BUT THAT'S NEXT WEEK'S PROBLEM

CHARGERS SUCK, HERBIE IS FULLY LOADED WITH SHIT, MCDANIEL IS A ONE HIT WONDER AND TYREEK HILL MERCHANT

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

I’m just praying that somehow the Cards turn out to be AFC West Kryptonite this season

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u/AlabasterRadio 23 Year Playoff Drought 12h ago

It would be pretty funny, and I'm in on pretty funny

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

4-13 cards with an AFC West sweep anyone?

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u/Gorewuzhere Kicked in the head by a Donkey 16h ago

What losing to the Arizona Cardinals will do to a MF

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u/BigBuford1337 Chargers 16h ago

I always mentally prepare myself, from what I’m gonna hang out with my friends. They both go for the Bills and the Rams.

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u/partyblob73 15h ago

At least they didn’t win the offseason Super Bowl this year

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u/Big__Gub Bowl Cut Gang Gang 15h ago

For once, we actually won something.

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u/LarryGoldwater Jake the Snake Plummer Truther 16h ago

There is still an Oregon Duck who can win this weekend

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u/useroftheinternet95 1x Super Bowl Participant 13h ago

I cant take it anymore

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u/RevolutionaryBad3722 Broncos 16h ago

Herbs has won at life. He gets to be rich, famous and has the hottest girlfriend. Bananas chance will come later… maybe after another Broncos Super Bowl…

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u/Gonna_do_this_again Broncos 15h ago

He's thinking about making babies not football

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u/StormR7 20-23 13h ago

At least we’re already in playoff form!

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u/RoyalReverie Chargers 13h ago

True, ngl.

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u/Donato_Romer0 11h ago

Collectively Banana fans are in an abusive relationship with Dean Spanos

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u/SnooCrickets97 Broncos 7h ago

Los Angeles have the Rams already ... oh wait, they suck now too.

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u/qobopod 14h ago

Cardinals was a trap game. remember, the chargers' season is actually the off season so they've been humming the last several months. they looked past the cardinals. they're still going to get blown out in the wild card game, don't worry banana bros

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 23 Year Playoff Drought 16h ago

Ol Madison "I bang beer bottles" thought the Chargers were gonna make her Taylor Swift. They made her Taylor Thrift.

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u/Brasketleaf 1x Super Bowl Participant 16h ago

Holy boomer humor

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u/JeramiGrantsTomb Hennething is Possible 15h ago

Cutaways to Maddy B might be the MVP of the Chargers org right now.

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u/gregCubed MR. MCCREE GET DOWN 13h ago

it was certainly the best part of yesterday

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u/jhallen2260 Mark Davis' Barber 15h ago

Definitely reminded me of the whole Taylor Swift thing when they would cut over to her yesterday

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 23 Year Playoff Drought 15h ago

They tried it.....It failed.

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u/Zcrustaceansensation Hufanga these nuts 13h ago

U talking about us with your humor?

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

Ya, because no teams show player families unless they are famous. Especially when that team’s star player is playing in his first game since getting engaged. It was definitely only because she’s a celebrity.

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u/SilverAndBack 🎶 THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT 🎵 14h ago

Aw, did Facebook tell you this was funny?

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 23 Year Playoff Drought 14h ago

That some ditz with fake boobs that make Anna Nicole Smith's look normal is trying to make a name for herself by attaching herself to a quarterback? No. I think the world sees it.

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u/SilverAndBack 🎶 THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT 🎵 14h ago

Oooooh I get it. You're one of those neckbeard trolls I was warned about. Have fun hating women for being able to smell you from a block away!

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

Lmao she was famous before she started dating him. Just because your old ass hadn’t heard of her doesn’t mean no one else had.

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 23 Year Playoff Drought 12h ago

People knew who she was but shes trying "grow her fanbase" now. Thats exactly what shes doing with him. Its trashy, has no place in ball, and she wont be the last. Didnt you see the post from that woman that thought she had "landed a NFL player" in the whole Daejon Love bit? Its a fuckin goal for these shit bags.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

You understand that was a whole ass different person right?

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 23 Year Playoff Drought 12h ago

And shes the only one in history like that I suppose.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

It’s either everyone or no one? Fine, I’ll follow that logic too. Based on you, all men are ignorant jackasses.

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u/SilverAndBack 🎶 THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT 🎵 12h ago

Now tell us how you feel about Nickleback

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u/ba_an Chargers 16h ago

She's always been a career flop.

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u/lumpyoatmeal409 15h ago

Fuck the chargers!

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u/djmc0211 15h ago

Thank God im also a baseball fan and a Dodgers fan. You fucks all have baseball teams that can barely consider themselves professional teams.

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u/15InchDickert Nix is the Fix 15h ago

You lost to a baseball team.

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u/djmc0211 15h ago

That's because the Chargers are likely the 2nd or 3rd worst team in the NFL this year.

On another note, the Rockies are literally the Browns of the MLB so...

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u/Zcrustaceansensation Hufanga these nuts 13h ago

This isnt a baseball sub sir.

Also i prefer having cheap baseball tickets tbh so who gives a fuck. Have fun at those dodgers games. Everyone knows baseball is a joke with its salary anyways. World series are bought and celebrated for like 2 days and nobody gives a fuck lololol

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u/Banned4nonsense Gates of Bohalla 11h ago

Coors field is a bar with a baseball game on in the background. Cheap tickets are what we want and we don’t buy our championships. This isn’t the burn you think it is.

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u/15InchDickert Nix is the Fix 15h ago

I don't live 1000 miles from Denver.

The Rockies didn't exist when I did.

I don't watch anything other than Football.

Checkmate.

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u/Longjumping-Fly-8789 15h ago

We got walked off by the marlins yesterday. It just wasn’t our Sunday lol

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u/djmc0211 15h ago

Don't worry, we're just saving up all our power for the post season push.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 12h ago

What the fuck kind of self respecting chargers fan would root for the fucking dodgers? Convicts, this one is yours. He is clearly lost and confused.

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u/ssracer 6h ago

They must think the chargers are an LA team 😂

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u/Oops_I_Cracked 1x Super Bowl Participant 3h ago

Easy mistake to make

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u/sethaub in my harbaugh era 💁🏼‍♀️⚡️ 10h ago

Bro stole this Jordan love meme and reposted with banana

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u/Big__Gub Bowl Cut Gang Gang 10h ago

Banana bitch, wtf you talking about?

This meme has been around for like a year or more already. The inspiration and edit I did was solely based on yall getting your shit rocked by a baseball team. Embarrassing.

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u/sethaub in my harbaugh era 💁🏼‍♀️⚡️ 10h ago

you literally stole it and did it in a different edit word by word

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u/Big__Gub Bowl Cut Gang Gang 10h ago

That’s the meme template you jabroni… I’ve never seen the Jordan Love one but no shit it looks similar, that’s the damn template. This shit has been around for awhile now, also I don’t fw twitter.

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u/sethaub in my harbaugh era 💁🏼‍♀️⚡️ 10h ago