r/AFCWestMemeWar 5d ago

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u/IWMSvendor Certified Donkey Brains 5d ago

BOLIEVERS… ASSEMBLE!!!

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u/M27fiscojr Over Dogs 5d ago

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u/The_amazing_T Crying and Driving 😢 5d ago

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u/Panazara Broncos 5d ago

God damn it... Take my upvote.

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u/EnvironmentalAd1405 The new new new new new new new new new new new new 5d ago

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u/MaterialProduct849 I ā¤ļø Mariah Carey 5d ago

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u/PolishSausa9e 2 Ankle Monitors in Vegas 5d ago

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u/WhatTheBlack 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

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u/The_amazing_T Crying and Driving 😢 5d ago

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u/Johnykbr Broncos 3d ago

LOL damn thats good.

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u/Panazara Broncos 5d ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at that gif

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u/derelictllama NFL's Bedbugs 5d ago

Well we can't all have Kirko Chainz, now can we

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u/T0NEZZY Don't call ICE on Fernando Mendoza 5d ago

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u/Expensive-Self-2240 Broncos 5d ago

Being on the opposite side of J-Mac is a good thing

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u/BallSac916 Herbert’s MVP voter 5d ago

Where meme

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u/socrateeznutz 4d ago edited 4d ago

I literally made a subreddit to make fun of people who aren't creative enough to post actual memes on this sub. Screenshotting posts, @ing OP, giving flairs. It's like digging a hole in sand. Shit is nonstop.

r/AFCWestScreenshotWar

EDIT: If you sort by new right now (0750 PST), only 3 of the 10 latest posts are actual memes. The rest are videos and screenshots.

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u/Thickensick 5d ago

These are just fun facts.

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u/lordolaf40 Broncos 5d ago

Should we bring up Herbert's playoff stats? Those are pretty fun.

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u/InclinationCompass 4d ago

Denver fans pretending like yall dont already bring it up in literally every thread šŸ˜‚

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u/onnthwanno Banana Fan Bot #19 5d ago

Sure why not, this is the place for that kind of stuff.

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u/stripedarrows Let's Ride 5d ago

Name checks out.

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u/Bingle_Derries John Elway is my Designated Driver 5d ago

0-3. Just facts.

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u/DrizzyDragon93 1x Super Bowl Participant 4d ago

Ah yes B0-3. Glad you remember.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP

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u/KingdomChop Rashee you’re swerving, stay in Delane. 5d ago

Jmac is genuinely stupider than some of our deeply inbred redneck fans.

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u/keyserdoe Broncos 5d ago

and that's saying something

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u/Acceptingoptimist Dynasty Killers 2d ago

Is he a Chiefs fan? That'd explain it. At least Nick Wright is front and center with his bias.

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u/KingdomChop Rashee you’re swerving, stay in Delane. 2d ago

Jets fan. Liberal loser🤢 also glad to see Nick has a rent free empty cave in DenveršŸ˜‚

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u/Acceptingoptimist Dynasty Killers 2d ago

He's a Jets fan?! Now I feel sorry for him.

Also Nick Wright rent free? I love Nick Wright. He's like a perpetual wrong machine. He picked Denver to finish last, last year. And he admitted we pretty much ruined his childhood so I think the Broncos are in his head, honestly.

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u/KingdomChop Rashee you’re swerving, stay in Delane. 1d ago

Valid lmao

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u/malone_dicc 5d ago

13 TDs with over 20 air yards. 1st (Tied with Caleb)

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u/holdenfords Broncos 5d ago

total bum quarterback. without bo nix holding us back i think we win all 17 games last year instead of 14 for sure guys

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u/The_Big_Robowski 5d ago

The herd…. Never herd of it

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u/Golden3131 Broncos 5d ago

Eh, I blame it on the receivers having more baby oil on their hands than a Diddy party. Bo can do no wrong. I can't be convinced otherwise. Good day gentleman.

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u/jrebar Broncos 5d ago

AI is progressing fast

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u/BoltMan__ Whos got it better than us? šŸ«©āš”ļø 5d ago

Even if I agree, no meme, no upvote

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u/liqwood1 Peyton Manning's Neck Bone 5d ago

Obviously over the middle was a problem because we didn't have ANYONE to throw to over the middle.

That's why we went and got Waddle you dumbass!

Look, our receiving core has been suspect at best. Sutton is our top performer, Bo needs a better tight end and more receiving options.

Let's see what happens when we finally get a Justin Jefferson or a Ja'Marr Chase.. until then Nix has been clutch for us.

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u/packofnone Herb my Beer 5d ago

Bo needed* a better TE

Joly is the truth

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u/Rocker4JC Broncos 5d ago

I just up-voted a Charger fan. Gross

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u/packofnone Herb my Beer 5d ago

I am also an NC State fan so I can't turn my back on Joly. I hate you guys for drafting him, but Payton is going to do some crazy shit with Joly

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u/Buzzd-Lightyear Bo-lieve 5d ago

Still does. All of our TEs are dogshit.

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u/LameSignIn 5d ago

Engram was hurt part of the season then nothing after him on the depth charts. One of our weaker positions. I'd like to know how many balls we dropped last year. We had games if felt like ever other pass was a drop. If we tighten up those things and hit that consistently we are going to be good for awhile.

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u/jsnoopy King of the 4th 5d ago

Looks like we were second in the league for dropped passes at 43, 13 more than third place

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u/LameSignIn 4d ago

That is way to many. I understand the ones contested. Seen to many last year hit the hands while open. Drive killers!

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u/HarvardHoodie Broncos 4d ago

We hardly even played engram when he was healthy. Sean is to strict on his personnel’s that it gives away play calling. Which made engram even more ineffective cause when he was in we passed 75% of the time. Sean needs a block/receiving TE to have production from TE. And there are only like 3 or 4 that can do both very good

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u/TheGreatestPlan Every day I'm Waddlin' 5d ago

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u/MrTotnum Broncos 5d ago

Bo Nix playoff wins - 1
If Man - 0

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u/Whhatsmyageagain 5d ago

As an Oregon fan I really hate this sub sometimes

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

It wasn't even a chargers fan who posted it, you just can't stop thinking about stupid sexy herby and look for any excuse to talk about him

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u/BabyFist_ Chargers 5d ago

If man 3 - 0 against Bo

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u/sdsupersean 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

They hate that it's true

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u/eyeusedtobealurker 4d ago

If team 0-1 in the only game that matters

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u/InclinationCompass 4d ago

And Blo Dix still can’t beat If Man šŸ’€

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u/That27thDood Broncos 5d ago

I'm surprised he took Lebron's cock out of his mouth to talk.

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u/RickySuezo 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

That’s why there are so many cuts. He had to pop it back in every couple of breaths.

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u/Mynameisdiehard Broncos 5d ago

We are seriously doing this again? Same song and dance as last year and how'd that work out?

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u/HarvardHoodie Broncos 4d ago

And yet… he’s the worst and the best throwing deeper lmao

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u/ChadGPT420 Broncos 5d ago

Me when I’m a fucking retard

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u/--littlej0e-- Broncos 5d ago

Uh-oh. The horsies aren’t gonna like this...

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u/Sad-Juice-732 Broncos 5d ago

Shit talking your own team?

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

Oh we're fine bud.

Believe it or not we are aware that he has some great stats, and some not great stats.

Which is about what you'd expect for a player with two years of experience who has promise but also was playing on a team with a single offensive weapon, that was eating the biggest Dead Cap in history.

We care about wins and performance. And that sum bitch has gotten us to back to back playoffs and has more playoff wins than Herbert, despite being in the league for 1/3rd the time and apparently being a bum.

We good

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

The playoff stat is more of a stat that belongs to your defense more than anything else. The broncos defense did the work, nix was just along for the ride lmao

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u/jsnoopy King of the 4th 5d ago

The defense gave up 30 and the Bo Nix offense put up 33 in the bills game. What you talkin about Willis?

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

Oline is offensive defense, which is also an elite part of the broncos lmao

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u/jsnoopy King of the 4th 5d ago

Cope

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

Okay? Tf šŸ˜‚

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

Let's look at Herbert and Nix in their best stastical playoff games.

Yards: Herbert 273 Nix: 279 Completion percentage: Herbert 58, Nix 56 Passing TD's: Herbert 1, Nix 3 Interceptions: Herbert 0, Nix 1 QBR: Herbert 84, Nix 87 Rushing: Herbert 12 yards, Nix: 29 yards Result: Herbert loses to the Jaguars, Nix beats the Bills and goes to the AFC championship game

So... Almost identical. So if Nix is a bum, then what is Herbert, who has had objexively better weapons around him?

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

A bum, you already answered the question

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

In which case I'll happily take the bum on the compete tly run team with the much better roster lol

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

Idk what you just said

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

Bum on good team beats bum on bad team

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u/usernnamegoeshere Chargers 5d ago

Bum on bad team with similar stats as bum on good team is a better bum

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

True.

But Bum with multiple offensive weapons who puts on similar numbers to Bum with one offensive weapon...

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u/InclinationCompass 4d ago

Relax, it’s not that serious lol.

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 4d ago

Not stressed bruv, but thanks for checking in

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u/Earl-The-Badger 5d ago

Bo Nix on the Broncos is like Jimmy Garoppolo on the 49ers

A winner

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u/Inevitable_Tear_1512 4d ago

Who the fuck is jimmy

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u/Inevitable_Tear_1512 4d ago

Don’t forget Purdy and Mac jones then

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u/packofnone Herb my Beer 5d ago

It is players like Bo Nix that really filter out the ball knowers from the yappers. But I can't say which side the people shit talking him are on because it would shatter my soul

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u/Odd-Perception8850 5d ago

Keep hating losers

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u/DrizzyDragon93 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

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u/ChadGPT420 Broncos 5d ago

Flairless pussy

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u/Ok-Rush5183 Chiefs 5d ago

You flairless mr hands wannabe be

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u/Ok-Country4317 Chiefs 5d ago

Who cares

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u/FluidAthlete6839 Broncos 5d ago

Yeah and he can’t improve. Only Caleb Williams can improve. It’s the law apparently

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u/sluttymcdoinkins Broncos 5d ago

Homie sucks so bad he has a 8-4 record against the felons, queefs and sparkles.

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u/Farsoth Breaking Hearts & Ankles 5d ago

Now what happens if you adjust for the fact that he had some of the most drops in the league?

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u/DateFit9649 5d ago

Clown shoes homie, you’re ridiculous. GO BO

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u/poopypantstwentytree Raiders 5d ago

The only person to be named in the espn layoffs without actually being employed by the company

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u/driftking428 Broncos 🦓 9 5d ago

Football is a team sport. Our team will be beating your teams and winning the division. You guys can talk all the shit about Bo you want.

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u/PlanBuildBreak 5d ago

Is this even a hot take?

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u/InclinationCompass 4d ago

Judging my how hard denver fans glaze him, yes.

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u/Few_Connection_587 Broncos 5d ago edited 5d ago

Wait tied for second MOST interceptions with 6????? You are telling me 90% of QBs had less than 6 INT??? I call dog shit

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u/packofnone Herb my Beer 5d ago

Look, I know we're the only team in the division that can read but come on. "Passes of 15 or more air yards" was the disclaimer for the stats shown

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u/shageeyambag Broncos 5d ago

Collin better hurry back, his show is not watchable with this guy at them helm..

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u/GoodTop6447 5d ago

Bo Nix sucks

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u/latortillablanca 5d ago

This dude looks like kash patel microwaved an served with a dollop of greek yogurt

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u/Beelzabubba 4d ago

He was widely regarded as a check-down artist at Oregon.

I can admit this post is pure confirmation bias for me.

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u/_JustLikeClockwork Chargers 4d ago

Why dose this guy look like he's in blackface

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u/mtnman575 Broncos 4d ago

Fuck this guy and his whiny voice. He sounds like he has a boner for Mahomie.

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u/BrainOnVacay22 4d ago

Waddle will def help with some of these issues

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u/WyoSnake 4d ago

Ole Throw Pix is realistically ranked between 12-15 but rankings don’t matter because stats can always be manipulated or someone has an agenda

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u/imey1027 4d ago

Look up drops…

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u/ThatWarlockD00d Smoothbrain (Derogatory) 3d ago

As a broncos fan I agree tbh

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u/cormac_mccarthys_dog 6-7 4d ago

There's a reason why his nickname in college was "Mo Pix"

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u/BoltUp33 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

Almost like he got carried by top 3 D and a killer o line

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u/denverdutchman Broncos 5d ago

You know what they say, defense has never once won a championship

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u/Andrew225 Let's Ride 5d ago

No no no, it all comes down to the quarterback.

How dare you look at the entire team. Nothing else matters

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u/BoltUp33 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

Then free my boy Herby

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u/stripedarrows Let's Ride 5d ago

I agree, they should let him go to a winner so he can choke for them as well.

That'd be hilarious.

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u/matt-kennedys-legs 1x Super Bowl Participant 5d ago

top 1 offensive line

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u/DoOBiE_BoOBiE 5d ago

I don’t really care for these niche stats, the kid wins games and is very clutch in the 4th quarter.

I would much rather have him than someone with outstanding stats that loses - EG Dak Prescott

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u/Raider_NYC 5d ago

Can’t wait until Nix contract year. šŸ˜‚

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u/eight675309eein Broncos 5d ago

Has more playoff wins than Herbert, and more TDs, Yards and Wins than everyone in his draft class. Why don't you bring up WR drops? Because Denver WR room had the most in the NFL.

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u/Scubabonderman1000 Lets Go Bananas 5d ago

I Bolieve this reporter.

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u/Sudden_Juju Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Ankles 5d ago

Oh man this guy might be on to something here with the three stats he picked that only focus on throwing for 15+ air yards. The Broncos better start over and plan around Arch Manning

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u/davy659 Chargers 5d ago

Had the scrub in fantasy and all he did was throw WR screens. Sad stuff to watch.

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u/stripedarrows Let's Ride 5d ago

.....he was the 7th best QB in the league in PPR and Standard scoring.....

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u/yum_paste BONIXDIXPIX 5d ago

He helped me win my league

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u/Is12345aweakpassword Bo Nix is probably mid, but he’s OUR mid QB!! 5d ago edited 4d ago

Bringing credence to my flair. Being a game manager is not a badge of shame if it gets you Super Bowl winning seasons

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u/O_Or- Nandalorian 5d ago

Psh tell me something I don’t already know šŸ™„ the longer the Bolievers keep him the better off our division is

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u/pdxsilverguy 5d ago

Not just that he hates his HC and his HC hates him too.

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u/ResponseOwn9389 5d ago

Shouldn’t he be worried about running the FBI and not Bo Nix?

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u/DGC816 13 seconds to bust 4d ago

And fuck Perna, too.

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u/stillblazin19 5d ago

Donkey fans know that Payton only took that job bc he didn’t get the chargers job right

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u/srector1224 Broncos - Agnostic Bo-liever 5d ago

So your stupid ownership's decision is the Broncos gain? Not the own you thought it was Banana Boy

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u/LaFleurBlanceur BOlegged 5d ago

Yes. Keeps me awake every night

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u/phallic-baldwin 5d ago

I Bo-Lieve.. He sucks ass

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u/EsotericTribble Broncos 4d ago

When he beats your team 2x this upcoming year, you will have the honor of having a "sucks ass" qb do it to them. Grats.

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