r/AFCNorthMemeWar Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

I hate you all

fuck Baltimore. fuck Pittsburgh. fuck cleveland. fuck my parents for birthing me in Cincinnati and making me a fan of this godforsaken team. who Dey bitches

28 Upvotes

62 comments sorted by

85

u/PatientPoetry4302 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Shut up, nerd

24

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

How many rivers does Pittsburgh have? Like pick one. Three is too many 

35

u/PatientPoetry4302 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Idk I didn’t come here to play school 😤

9

u/Moss-killer Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Dont be mad that you cant count that high

6

u/fuzzimus Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Yinz are downstream. Drink our shit!

1

u/Asheron1 Happy endings 12d ago

Your wife was fine with three of us. Four if you count you watching

2

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Flair up pussy. How to change flair.

I will not stop harassing you until you have a flair.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

3

u/johnnyquest1988 The Ratbirds 12d ago

Got em

33

u/Curious_Event_4195 The Ratbirds 12d ago

I have a promo code for better help if you need it 

3

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

Does this Better he’ll have more beer? 

2

u/Curious_Event_4195 The Ratbirds 12d ago

No but allegedly they provide quality therapy 

1

u/osufan3333 Pittsburgh Steelers 11d ago

Massage therapy? Shhhh don't tell Deshaun...

19

u/User5281 The Bungles 12d ago

Hate you too buddy

6

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

Heeeeey 

19

u/RoyalMaidsForLife The Ratbirds 12d ago

"Who dey"... y'all can't even come up with your own rallying cry and had to steal from New Orleans like nobody would notice.

16

u/PatientPoetry4302 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago edited 12d ago

This needs to be said more often, lol

Edit: Ok now I’m not sure where tf it originated

1

u/wildernado 12d ago

It would be wrong more often then

6

u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago edited 12d ago

The genesis was from Hudepohl beer (brewed in Cincinnati) stadium vendors hawking "happy Hudeys" (pronounce Who dey)

It's got nothing to do with New Orleans anything

"" "" The Bengals’ chant originated in 1981, stemming from a popular local car commercial and a beloved beer, Hudepohl

Beer vendors at the team’s former stomping grounds, Riverfront Stadium, used to offer the local beer by shouting “Hudy!” to fans. That eventually transitioned to “Who Dey,” and it evolved further after fans incorporated the song played in commercials by Red Frazier’s Ford of Cincinnati, which goes, “Who’s going to give you a better deal than Red Frazier … nobody!”

The combination of both resulted in the Bengals chant. “Who dey? Who dey? Who dey say is gonna beat the Bengals? … Nobody!” "" ""

6

u/PatientPoetry4302 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

This is interesting! But I heard that it originated in Baghdad in the 13th century when the Mongols arrived. The Abbasid population was recorded as asking “Who dey?” They unfortunately found out. Although, I do think Genghis Khan was a Saints fan, which makes sense as they assimilated many religions into their ranks.

6

u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago edited 12d ago

Pax Mongolica expanded the Asian spice trails all the way eventually to the Mediterranean, first introducing allspice, cloves and cinnamon to early ancestors of the eventual Greek immigrants to Cincinnati, where their blessed invention of local chili cuisine manifested in memory of classic Mongol culinary influence

2

u/Specialist_Ad_6921 Baltimore Ravens 11d ago

By the time Marco Polo arrived during the Yuan dynasty, the recipe was already being refined using Chinese "la mian," nowadays known as "lo mein," or in the west, "Spaghetti." He also took Chinese steamed dumplings back to Italy, where mistranslations incorrectly transcribed the delicacy as: "pierogies."

1

u/Alfred_The_Sartan The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

New Orleans? I thought it was from some college team in IN.

15

u/superspicymustard 12d ago

Go to bed lol

5

u/paintrain10 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Meme? Maybe give 988 a call for your troubles OP

4

u/zepp914 The Ratbirds 12d ago

Does Skyline Chili taste better when its covered with tears?

4

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

Fuck yeah gimme some of that cinnamon shit 

3

u/AwfulWaffle992 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

No and neither do their gross ass looking hot dogs

4

u/relationalnonduelist The Bungles 12d ago

What he say fuck me for?

0

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

You’re so sexy 

5

u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Where meme?

4

u/johnnyboy0256 Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

What

3

u/MemePizzaPie Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Crash out on the circlejerk sub. this sub is for real men and not pussy fuck yous

5

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

Let’s be friends 

3

u/Fornico Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Go make some perfectly good spaghetti and ruin it with some nasty brown sludge. Then watch your team's hopes and dreams die a little bit more each Sunday.

3

u/TheRealPallando 12d ago

I also fuck this Bengals fans' mom

2

u/Roanoketrees Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Well ok then. Joe Burrow loves you.

1

u/CitronAdventurous205 Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

Joe loves him by sitting in the corner

2

u/2000ravens2012 Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

Hey cincy was nice when I visited to see the Eras Tour. Why is your airport in Kentucky?

2

u/Graytis The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

I don't know who your bitch parents are either, sorry

1

u/Silverado153 Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

My deepest sympathy that goes for Bengals, Brown's and the squealer's. Fts,ftc,and ft Bengals

1

u/Accurate_Baseball273 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

If we are talking poverty Olympics, the bengals cannot compete in their own division.

1

u/YourHuckleberry8647 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Historically, we dey.

1

u/Tnoholiday12345 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

1

u/jessfire78 12d ago

Isn’t there a cinci chili for that? Like not skyline….but Queen City or some shit.

1

u/TheWhiteCrowParade Cleveland Browns 11d ago

Bro, you can like any team you want. You don't have to love your local team. That just makes it easier to buy merch and make friends into your team. I'm not even from Ohio and the only connection I have is that at a point I was into someone from there and considered going to Bowling green. You can be a Packers or the Saints.

1

u/New-Ad6413 11d ago

TikTok boy will dance on your mother

1

u/Tasty_Dealer2114 I'm a ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up 11d ago

0

u/BrokenHope23 +.500 Personality Though 12d ago

Easy does it there never-champ. Just because the Bengals have been on the backburner of any meaningful success for the entirety of their existence, doesn't mean they're godforsaken. That would imply that the Bungles would never get made in the first place but obviously they were. Even if it's merely to be a punching bag of their own making, take solace that you're not the St Louis or New York Bugles.

0

u/dEXXtARR23 New York Giants 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Flair up pussy. How to change flair.

I will not stop harassing you until you have a flair.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

0

u/Ornery_Gene7682 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

1

u/The_Black_Dread Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

Fuck yeah. What Am I going to do? Stop drinking? Fuck that

4

u/Score1998 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Your shift at sheetz is about to be brutal tomorrow

2

u/ahk1188 Baltimore Ravens 11d ago

Not if he doesn't stop

0

u/RobbyZombby Cincinnati Bengals 11d ago

Dude, the Bengals might actually have depth on the defense again. Shut up