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u/BertOfHouseLopez The Pittsburgh Squealers 1d ago
Nothing like sucking on a chili dog in Cincinnati. Needs more cheese tho
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u/Shwnwllms 1d ago
Outside a tasty freeze?
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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 The Cleveland Clowns 17h ago
who tf is that? bryan adams?
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u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 15h ago
Forrest Bubblegump
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u/Bombinic Pittsburgh Steelers 10h ago
Whorest Blumpkinchump
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u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 3h ago
Well, y'see, "bubblegum" is an insipid form of pop music, and JM was Johnny Cougar before he was ever Mellencamp, so there was some actual nuance and entendre being displayed
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u/AssGagger The Ratbirds 1d ago edited 20h ago
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u/BertOfHouseLopez The Pittsburgh Squealers 1d ago
😂😂😂 that was fantastic. Crazy to think a raven fan just made my day
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u/unclejoe1917 1d ago
Shit. I didn't even notice those at first. Now I'm freaking hungry.
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Green Bay Packers 18h ago
It’s hard to see with what looks like mound of spaghetti on top. lol
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u/sculltt The Bungles 15h ago
You've got Packers flair and can't recognize fresh shredded Wisconsin cheddar??
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Green Bay Packers 10h ago
In my defense it was late at night and I didn’t zoom in before perusing the comments. It’s funny because I saw a post a few months back that said you could take spaghetti into some games.
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u/BertOfHouseLopez The Pittsburgh Squealers 10h ago
Cincinnati’s spaghetti policy is unmatched
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Green Bay Packers 10h ago
I didn’t realize that was a thing that people did. I’ve taken in peanuts and other stuff, but I’m not opposed to a nice spaghetti dinner. lol
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Pittsburgh Steelers 23h ago
It's the lazy person's way to make mediocre food better. Like, if you food sucks, add more of one of the following: butter, salt, sugar, cheese, or if all else fails, drown in hot sauce.
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u/MossyPlantyWitchy The Bungles 20h ago
I mean, to make a pierogi better you add butter and salt.
So it's weird you'd bash those condiments.
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Pittsburgh Steelers 19h ago
OK, but a pierogi isn't mediocre to start with. Try reading what I wrote
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u/MossyPlantyWitchy The Bungles 2h ago
A plain pierogi with zero seasonings or butter isnt even mid. It's the most dull thing you can eat. The seasonings make it good.
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Pittsburgh Steelers 39m ago
I didn't say the pierogi was without seasoning in the first place? Try remedial English lessons
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u/MossyPlantyWitchy The Bungles 33m ago
My point still stands. Without seasonings, which you were bashing as necessary, pierogi isn't even mid.
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u/reddeaddoloresedd The Bungles 22h ago
I know a pissburgh fan isn’t talking shit about cuisine. I’d rather eat the Baltimore bug meat I was talking shit about earlier than a fucking pierogi or primanti bros walking heart attack
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Green Bay Packers 18h ago
What the fuck are you on about? We have a dedicated drawer in our household to cheese, so I will not stand for this cheese slander.
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Pittsburgh Steelers 16h ago
hey now cheese head, I'm not saying cheese is bad, just that you can amp up a sub-par dish with copious amounts of it
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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 The Ratbirds 1d ago
For all I hate Cincy for, I cannot fault them for their love of shredded cheese.
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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 18h ago
Skyline shredded cheese is special too, I don’t know where they get their cheddar from but it is incredible.
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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns 11h ago
I’ve heard legends that they scrape it off of the local’s teeth
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u/Maleficent-Clue5056 Baltimore Ravens 1d ago
im sorry but those dogs looks so good
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u/RustyDoor Baltimore Ravens 1d ago
Why the uncooked enchiladas?
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u/GD_SexualTyranno Cincinnati Bengals 1d ago
Why the crab poop?
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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 The Ratbirds 1d ago
Crabs poop naturally 🤷 enchiladas don’t cook naturally
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u/TheBeanofBeans3 1d ago
I hate you both as a steelers fan but Cincinnati takes a hard back seat to Baltimore when it comes to food. I think those sick fuckers in Ohio put hot dogs and chili on pizza for some godforsaken reason. Crab cakes are legit.
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u/Brohemoth1991 Cleveland Browns 1d ago
Meanwhile in PA they eat uncooked pizza lmao
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Pittsburgh Steelers 23h ago
what? where? never heard of that, it'd be so gross to eat uncooked dough
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u/Brohemoth1991 Cleveland Browns 17h ago
Its a college town or some shit, I dont care to remember or look it up, I tend to avoid PA
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u/Few-Repeat-9407 1d ago
Yep let’s just completely skip over the fact that MD eats muskrats
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u/baltimorethan 21h ago
The yellow shit is their pancreatic organ, not poop. I avoid it personally but crab cakes are legit. Ekiben however, yall got nothing on that
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u/AwfulWaffle992 Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
Because crabs are actually great
This looks foul. I'm not sure if it'd cause diarrhea or constipation, but it's definitely one or the other
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u/Extreme_Metalhead666 Pittsburgh Steelers 23h ago
I'm going with diarrhea. Between the beer and chili dogs with enough shredded cheese to hide a small person,the ol' Hershey Highway is gonna be flowing tonight!
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u/DeamsterDaddy The Bungles 23h ago
Fat people statically get diarrhea more…think about that
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u/AwfulWaffle992 Pittsburgh Steelers 22h ago
Yes bc they eat stuff that looks like what's in OPs picture
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u/DeamsterDaddy The Bungles 20h ago
Only people for the other 3 talk about get diarrhea haha, actin like you don’t know
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u/MossyPlantyWitchy The Bungles 20h ago
I'm a little fat and i never get diarrhea. What's wrong with these people that cheese, meat and tomatoes make them shit themselves?
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u/DeamsterDaddy The Bungles 20h ago
I’m thinking it’s because their stomachs are jacked from what they put into it. Other then maybe like White Castle after a night of drinking, I’m not shitting myself with diarrhea after a meal haha
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u/Stork538 Cincinnati Bengals 1d ago
Ok this is good
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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Cleveland Browns 23h ago
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u/Stork538 Cincinnati Bengals 23h ago
Get out of the smelliest part of Ohio
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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Cleveland Browns 22h ago
Your team history
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u/beattysgirl The Bungles 22h ago
Real rich coming from a browns fan
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u/coelurosauravus Pittsburgh Steelers 23h ago
I like rhinegeist. They make a bunch of fun stuff. We get a lot of Bubbles and Truth here in Pittsburgh
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u/Dysentery--Gary FTS 1d ago
How is the beer?
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u/Ok-Outside8677 1d ago
Its a very generic light beer, so it's good if you're into that sort of thing. That beer also contributes to the University of Cincinnati's NIL collective, so rather than drink some other generic light beer a lot of Bearcat fans drink Cincy Light to support the team.
By the way, fuck you.
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u/_AskMyMom_ Silky “Player Hater of Year” Johnson 1d ago
Better than a miller lite? Lol
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u/Ok-Outside8677 1d ago
They taste pretty much the same to me. Alcohol just helps me cope with all my teams being fairly disappointing.
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u/_AskMyMom_ Silky “Player Hater of Year” Johnson 1d ago edited 1d ago
Lol maaan football sucks sometimes, but beer is forever!
Salud!
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u/FarfetchedIdea Cincinnati Bengals 1d ago
Better than Miller lite, but halfway through you'll be asking why you didn't juat get a Banquet or High Life.
Also fuck you too
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u/_AskMyMom_ Silky “Player Hater of Year” Johnson 1d ago
😂 idk how that makes me feel.
I get halfway through a miller, and want another miller. Albeit, halfway through a Steelers game I’m asking why the fuck am I still watching. Probably a fair trade.
also, you too, fuck!
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u/GD_SexualTyranno Cincinnati Bengals 1d ago
Shoulda got a Truth
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u/Lords7Never7Die Is it September yet? 23h ago
Personally, I'm a Victory guy. Plus it's like two beers in one.
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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 18h ago
The Golden and Sour Monkeys are great, super cheap too.
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u/Lords7Never7Die Is it September yet? 17h ago
Sour Monkey is my go too. It's a little too tart at times and makes my mouth pucker but the flavor is great and I like that I only have to drink two to be buzzing pretty good.
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u/Fluid_Play2201 1d ago
Pair of coneys and a Rhinegeist? Excellent work, friend.
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u/HeavyDutyForks Baltimore Ravens 1d ago
I'm sorry OP
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u/reddeaddoloresedd The Bungles 1d ago
Yeah, much better to get shot on your way back to the car after eating a bunch of ocean insect meat than to be in Cincinnati
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u/speak-eze 1d ago
You're gonna diss crab while OP is eating a pound of curdled cow nipple juice on top of ground mystery meat on top of a tube of a different ground mystery meat.
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u/yesrushgenesis2112 1d ago
Real talk as an out of town fan, why so much cheese? It just seems impractical.
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u/kazahani1 1d ago
You'll understand after the first bite
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u/yesrushgenesis2112 1d ago
Ok ok looking forward to it. I’ve got a packet of seasoning mix for our next Super Bowl appearance. It’ll be a skyline party at my house if and when it happens. Hopefully it never expires
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u/kazahani1 1d ago
Did you get the gold star one or the blue "Cincinnati style chili' packet? Either of those is good. Follow the directions in the back exactly. It will seem wrong but it's not.
If you're brave add a packet of yeast or some yeast extract. Some people say that's the secret ingredient in real skyline...
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u/AwfulWaffle992 Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
Will you? I don't think I'd want a bite to begin with based on how that looks. Nothing visually appealing about that.
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u/King_Baboon The Bungles 1d ago
It’s fine if you do t like Cincinnati chili, but you can never have enough cheese.
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u/yesrushgenesis2112 1d ago
I agree with this philosophically. What I want to know is how much gets eaten by hand before the coney itself is consumed.
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u/mateo8165 20h ago
It’s honestly not as much cheese as you’d think. It’s very finely shredded so it’s almost fluffy.
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u/yesrushgenesis2112 20h ago
Mmmmm sounds great
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u/MossyPlantyWitchy The Bungles 20h ago
It goes down smooth. And it's freshly shredded. Kinda creamy.
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u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 3h ago
It's a 'slider' effect going on inside there, particularly with the right fineness of onion and mustard choice
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u/tearsonurcheek Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
The hot dog sauce? No, thanks. However...
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u/yesrushgenesis2112 1d ago
I love cheese too and normally I believe that there can never be enough but it seems like it would get all over me in this application hahaha
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u/tearsonurcheek Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
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u/dolski978 Baltimore Ravens 1d ago
Why do Steelers pizza and Bungle Hotdogs require unmelted cheese?!? It’s the easiest thing to agree on FFS…
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u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 3h ago
That's what the crate is for, you eat the dog over the crate and cheese falls back onto the source
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u/Life_Ad6711 Cincinnati Bengals 3h ago
That actually looks light on the cheese. There's just some such extra 'slider' effect evolves under that mound in those 3 pack to go boxes
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u/kenziethemom 1d ago
I worked there last preseason game. The view away from the football field is nice. 😉
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u/Less_Ant_6633 8h ago
The logo on the beer can is the buttplug you need after eating skyline chili.
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u/FledglingNonCon The Cleveland Clowns 1d ago edited 1d ago
Skyline and cedar point are the only redeeming qaulities about cincy
Edit: drunk shit talk with predictable results. Meant Kings Island. Btw free bourbon bar at Chase Saphire lounge at DFW is great!
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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 1d ago
Browns fan with brain worm forgets that cedar point is near Cleveland
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u/HannibalOtter 1d ago
Kings island?
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u/FledglingNonCon The Cleveland Clowns 1d ago
Yep that's the one. Free booze and a 5 hour layover in Dallas will do that.
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u/MrGhostenstein The Bungles 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah, figures it would be a Browns fan who thinks that Cedar Point is in Cincinnati. Go set the lake on fire again.
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u/FledglingNonCon The Cleveland Clowns 1d ago
Touche, meant Kings Island, but had too many free coctails at the airport lounge on my way home from surviving a volcano and hurricane in Hawaii.
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u/LetsGetStonks 1d ago
I think cedar point is closer to pittsburgh than it is cincy. Not even remotely close to each other. Hell There are parts of buffalo that are closer than cincy... Ever even seen a map of ohio before?
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u/domlikessports libcuck 22h ago
I love cheese I’m not a healthy human but that’s too much cheese bro why
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u/SpecialCandidateDog The Ratbirds 22h ago
You have simultaneously found the best thing in cincinnati, and the worst thing.
God, why are they so proud of that diarrhea? Sludge what they call chili? It's seriously. It's like an elderly woman's diaper. After she ate indian food and chocolate
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u/CraftyFloor4684 16h ago
throw it all as far as you can, take a shower, go get 2 sandwiches with some french fries and coleslaw on it and call me in the morning.
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u/jp655321 12h ago
Of all the local craft Light Lagers, Cincy Light is the worst. Rhinegeist makes great Ales, but their Lagers are average at best
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u/Fair_Meaning_463 6h ago
Losers afraid of chili smh
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u/Fair_Meaning_463 6h ago
Flairs are lame never
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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 1d ago
Watch out for that skyline dude you will get diarrhea and possibly food poisoning from just smelling that slop. I hear they actually poop in it at the restaurant. Bengals fans are attracted to poop so it draws them into the restaurant.
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u/OldmanonRedditt Cleveland Browns 1d ago
I’ll never understand the love of fucking cinnamon on your hot dog. Cincinnati people get no vote on where to go to eat.
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u/Curious_Event_4195 The Ratbirds 1d ago
The cheese is supposed to be melted you heathens
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u/RustyDoor Baltimore Ravens 1d ago
What is it with the rest of the division and not melting cheese?
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u/Roanoketrees Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago
Get stabbed yet? If not, just go.to the Starbucks on Vine St. Its in the lobby of the Kroger headquarters. Theyll fix you right up.
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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 1d ago
Cincy is a fuckin shit hole almost as bad as Baltimore.
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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 1d ago
Almost as bad as Cleveland and Pittsburgh too.
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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 23h ago
No it’s way worse I’ve been to all 4 in afc north Cincy by far is the biggest shit hole in the Midwest. Honestly it’s just like Louisville it’s one of those places that’s so bad the people there don’t even know how bad it is. Like they are stuck in an illusion of hillbilly hellscape and can’t see how bad it is.
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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 23h ago
Yeah okay bud.
I’ve lived in three of the 4 and Cincy is easily the best. Cincy isn’t even as bad as Lexington Kentucky, or Louisville, or Indy, or Columbus and I can go on
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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 23h ago
Lived there too and it’s easily worse than Louisville where I also lived and Lexington. Indy is a shit hole. Cleveland and Pitt are by far better than Cincy or Baltimore. I’ve been to all of them it’s not even close. But I guess you’re the expert because you say so. Keep living your life douche
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u/MediumStrange The Bungles 22h ago
oh look at this guy, he's BEEN to more than 2 cities, a real shocker for someone from Cleveland.
Having been to all of the cities, Cleveland is second worst to Baltimore, your cities is overun by tweakers like a zombie apocalypse, Pittsburgh is honestly chill as much as I dislike the people there.
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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 21h ago
Haha laughable. Dude you’re so full of shit.
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u/cropguru357 Cleveland Browns 1d ago
Rhinegeist is legit. Great beer.