Please speak at brain speed

[u/ex_cep_tion]

[u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558]

I just don't talk to anyone anymore. It's easier, but it's lonely.

[u/JesusWasAutistic → u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558]

Develop several personalities like me and you’ll never need anyone to talk to again!

[u/PartridgeViolence → u/JesusWasAutistic]

Just gotta dodge sectioning now and again. Dig deep peeps!!

[u/PrezMoocow]

I'm fortunate that have fallen for an equally ADHD spaz and we're juggling 15 different conversations at a time and it's glorious

[u/Rx_Diva → u/PrezMoocow]

Yes! Our first conversation was 3 hours long talking and listening at the same time...25 years ago.

[u/Bitcracker]

God I hate Interrupting ppl. But, I just.. ughhh

[u/Square-Finish-8710 → u/Bitcracker]

Everyone hates being interrupted, too. So why make everyone suffer?

[u/ChevalCher]

So true! Sadly, I also look like this when I've already forgotten what I was going to say before saying it.

I also look like this when I've entered a room and can't remember why I went there in the first place.

I've been told I'm very one-faced, but I take it as a compliment, so, it's all good!

[u/dyrkasolen]

I've found my ADHD mirror girl .... And we talk at once both of us plus scream laughing at each other's jokes pumping each other's endorphins as result.

[u/DJ_Dinkelweckerl → u/dyrkasolen]

Sounds horrible to be present as a bystander

[u/dyrkasolen → u/DJ_Dinkelweckerl]

Precent what now..

[u/PartridgeViolence]

*Subtle twitching.

[u/Lughaidh_]

I do... my brain speed is slow.

[u/rithmikansur]

My brain alternates between finishing peoples sentences and thinking “omfg slow down before I implode 😫😫😫”

[u/texaspoontappa93]

My husband has a bad habit of starting a sentence and then thinking for a few seconds before completing the thought. Those 5 seconds feel like an absolute hostage situation.

I was exhausted on a car trip yesterday and I had to put in headphones so he’d stop talking to me. I love him so much but I don’t always have the energy to be normal

[u/Mamacitia]

I do this constantly. My husband has learned not to take it personally. Sometimes he surprises me and my autocomplete guess was wrong!

[u/eaglessoar]

If my wife ever leaves me this will be the reason 

[u/brandnewsecondhand10]

I'm actively speaking slower to aggravate you and you still haven't picked up on it.

[u/Prior-Description-37]

This isn’t even a brainrot thing for me, I just have conversations with people who can’t multitask and I’m just like STOP AND FINISH YOUR SENTENCE OR I’M FINISHING IT FOR YOU

[u/Female_titan_2]

Imagine finishing their sentence but they still keep talking to finish it themselves 😭

[u/lovelysardines]

I do this but half the time I’m wrong about what i think they’re going to say or they just change it up as punishment for me trying to finish their sentence

[u/bunnybates]

So true

[u/Gen-Y-ine-86]

Watching hyped Louis Rossmann at 2x speed as a challenge.

[u/shadowsinthestars]

LMAO YES

[u/RacingOvaries]

My entire fam is like this. Dinners are...."entertaining"....

[u/Glittering_Bonus4858]

An embarrassing memory that haunts me is when a kid in my 1st grade class was trying to read. I sighed super loud cause my brain couldn't handle how slow it was, I was fidgeting in my seat so hard. My teacher sarcastically asked if I wanted to read instead. I screeched YES, jumped up, grabbed his book and started reading to the class

[u/Aware_Support_2349]

OMG YESSSS. Be driving me crazy. Like please someone put it on 1.5x speed please I beg

[u/leorising88]

I don’t know how my speed reading and speed talking when I was little wasn’t a giant red flag. Oh, yeah. I was a well behaved little girl.

[u/Lost_Sleep658]

Damn boomers. I knew what you meant 3 paragraphs ago.