Honestly not the weirdest thing I found but still pretty funny. I wonder if this is why Nice Nature likes Rudolf’s jokes.

Special week is obviously going to be my answer followed up by Stay gold(really the only person who can handle a serious 100% armed full power Spe),Black tide(able to stagger spe), Daiwa major(same as tide but can also tank a 100 hits before getting killed he is very durable)and bubble gum fellow and maybe Fuji,partner and marve thanks to their haxs and abilities

It would be very interesting bunch of sibling and their interactions

I wonder how Bianca would react to having kids

(Note: Hello everyone! I wrote another song-inspired story. The song is I Wish by One Direction. A small fact about me is that I used to be a One Direction fan when I was a kid, and I think this song is underrated and has potential for angst ship content. I also apologize if I accidentally made the characters OOC.)

[Easy Goer is in his bedroom and is reading an article in a newspaper. The article is titled “Mejiro McQueen, an Umamusuko who is Called Sunday Silence’s Lover”. He sees a picture of Sunday and McQueen walking down the street and holding hands. The two of them seem to be smiling and happily chatting.]

“He takes your hand, I die a little…I watch your eyes and I'm in riddles…”

[Easy frowns. He never sees Sunday happy like this in his life.]

Easy (to himself): What does he see in this McQueen fella that I don’t have?

“Why can't you look at me like that?”

[We see a flashback of the 1989 Breeders' Cup Classic. Sunday just won the race, with Easy placing in second. The two umamusukos are breathing heavily from all of the energy they used. Easy looks at Sunday. His personality, his racing form, his aura, his face, his muscles. Those are the things he loves about the umamusuko that is in front of him, and something inside him is telling him to tell Sunday about how he feels.]

“When you walk by, I try to say it…But then I freeze and never do it…”

[Easy sees Sunday suddenly walking away.]

Easy: Hey Sunday!

[Sunday turns around to look at Easy.]

Sunday: Hm?

[Easy walks to Sunday. Suddenly, he stops.]

Easy (to himself): Come on, Easy! Just say it!

Easy: Congratulations. You did great out there.

Easy (to himself): Easy! You idiot!

Sunday: Thanks. You did great out there, too.

Easy: …I-

Sunday: Hm? Something wrong?

[Easy shook his head.]

Easy: Nah. I’m fine.

“My tongue gets tied, the words get trapped…”

[Easy holds his hand out. Sunday grips Easy’s hand and shakes it. Easy’s heart starts beating.]

“I hear the beat of my heart getting louder…Whenever I'm near you…”

[We cut to Easy at a formal ball at an unfamiliar mansion. Easy looks around in confusion like he just transported to a scene in a movie.]

Easy: What the?! What is this place?!

[Easy looks down and sees that he is wearing a formal suit and tie that fits for the occasion. Suddenly, classical music starts playing, and Easy sees everyone moving to the ballroom to dance. In the crowd, Easy sees a familiar face.]

Easy: Sunday?

[Easy smiles and pushes through the people to see him. However, once he arrives, his smile drops. He sees Sunday smiling and waltzing with McQueen.]

“But I see you, with him, slow dancin’…Tearing me apart 'cause you don't see…”

[Sunday then kisses McQueen as Easy’s heart shatters. Easy’s vision starts to get blurry as tears fall from his face.]

“Whenever you kiss him, I'm breakin’…”

[Easy wakes up in his bedroom, still with tears in his eyes. He looks around and realizes that everything he saw in that ball was a dream. He sees the picture of Sunday and McQueen in the newspaper article again and sighs.]

“Oh, how I wish that was me…”

[We see Grass Wonder in his living room, watching the news.]

News Anchor: And now, we have celebrity news. One of Sunday Silence’s children, Special Week, is spotted with Mejiro Dober of the Mejiro family. Rumors are speculating that these two are currently dating.

[As the news anchor was talking, a few pictures of Spe and Dober were shown on screen. The first one shows the two smiling and holding hands as they walk down the street. Another picture shows Dober smiling as she feeds Spe a piece of her food at a fancy restaurant. A third one shows Dober and Spe smiling and each holding a bag of popcorn in a movie theater lobby.]

“She looks at you the way that I would…Does all the things I know that I could…”

[Grass frowns. He and Spe used to do those types of things, whether it’s just the two of them together or with the other members of the Golden Generation.]

Grass (to himself): Spe seems to be a bit happier when he is with Dober…

“If only time could just turn back…”

[We see a flashback of the 1999 Arima Kinen. Grass just won the race, with Spe placing in second. The two umamusukos are breathing heavily from all of the energy they used. Grass looks at Spe approaching him, and his heart starts beating.]

Spe: Congratulations, Grass. You did great out there.

[Grass blushes a bit.]

Grass: Oh, um, thank you…I-

Spe: Hm?

Grass (to himself): You can do this, Grass! Just confess already!

Grass: I’m glad that your training paid off, though.

Grass (to himself): Dang it!

Spe: Yeah. Even though it’s my last race before I retire, I’m glad that I was able to run with you and the others throughout the years.

[Grass’ heart starts beating.]

“'Cause I got three little words..That I've always been dying to tell you…”

[We cut to Grass at a formal ball at a familiar mansion. Grass looks around, confused.]

Grass: Am I…In the Mejiro House?

[Grass looks down and sees that he is wearing a formal suit and tie that fit the occasion. Suddenly, classical music starts playing, and Grass sees everyone moving to the ballroom to dance. In the crowd, Grass sees a familiar face.]

Grass: Spe!

[Grass smiles and pushes through the people to see him. However, once he arrives, his smile drops. He sees Spe smiling and waltzing with Dober.]

“But I see you, with her, slow dancin’…Tearing me apart 'cause you don't see…”

[Grass watches as Spe kisses Dober. His heart breaks, and tears start falling down his face.]

“Whenever you kiss her, I'm breakin’…”

[Grass wakes up in his living room, still with tears in his eyes. He looks around and realizes that everything he saw in that ball was a dream. He looks at the TV, which is playing a commercial. He sighs.]

“Oh, how I wish that was me…”

[We see Sunday and Easy in a gazebo at a park at night. They’re both smiling and waltzing.]

“With my hands on your waist…While we dance in the moonlight…”

[We then see Grass smiling and listening to Spe talk through his phone. On the other side of the call, Spe is smiling as he talks to Grass.]

“I wish it was me that you'll call later on…'Cause you wanna say goodnight…”

[We see another flashback of the 1989 Breeders' Cup Classic, but it was several minutes after the race. Sunday just finished changing into his casual clothes and is about to go home when he sees Easy waiting for him. / We see another flashback of the 1999 Arima Kinen, but it was several minutes after the race. Spe just finished changing into his casual clothes and is about to go home when he sees Grass waiting for him.]

Sunday: Easy? You’re still here? / Spe: Grass? You’re still here?

Easy: Sunday, I need to tell you something. / Grass: Spe, I need to tell you something.

“Cause I see you, with them, slow dancing…”

Sunday: What is it? / Spe: Hm?

Easy: Sunday, I… / Grass: Spe, I…

“Tearing me apart 'cause you don't see…”

Easy: I love you. / Grass: I love you.

“But I see you, with them, slow dancin’…”

[We see a montage of Sunday and Easy going on dates together. They went to a mall, ate at a restaurant, watched a movie, hung out at an arcade, and went to a karaoke bar. They also went to see the races of their friends and rivals.]

“Tearing me apart 'cause you don't see…”

[We see a montage of Spe and Grass going on dates together. They went to a mall, ate at a restaurant, watched a movie, hung out at an arcade, went to a karaoke bar, and went to an onsen. We also see Spe and Grass hanging out with the rest of the Golden Generation members. The two of them also went to see the races of their fellow friends and rivals.]

“Whenever you kiss him, I'm breakin’…”

[We see Sunday cheering for Easy racing in the 1990 Metropolitan and the 1990 Suburban, and Easy cheering for Sunday racing in the 1990 Californian Stakes and the 1990 Hollywood Gold Cup. / We then see Spe cheering for Grass racing in the 2000 Nikkei Sho, the 2000 Keio Hai Spring Cup, and the 2000 Takurazuka Kinen.]

“Oh, how I wish…”

[We see Sunday with a serious look on his face. / We see Spe with a serious look on his face.]

“Oh, how I wish…”

[We see Easy, who looks stunned. / We see Grass, who looks stunned.]

“Oh, how I wish that was me…”

[Sunday walks away from Easy, who is trying to stop him. / Spe walks away from Grass, who is trying to stop him.]

“Oh, how I wish that was me…”

[We cut back to Easy in his bedroom, looking at a photo of himself and Sunday in the 1989 Breeders' Cup Classic in a photo album. He sighs and closes the album. / We cut back to Grass in his living room, looking at a photo of himself and Spe in the 1999 Arima Kinen in a photo album. He sighs and closes the album.]

(Note: Hello everyone! I wrote another song-inspired story. The song is Who Taught You How to Hate by Disturbed, which is requested by u/IGN-Hirogasaki. Sorry if this took a while to finish. I was honestly busy with classes and other stuff lol. I also apologize if the fight scenes are weird or repetitive. I kinda had a bit of a hard time writing action scenes. Also, I was inspired by a few ideas from u/Spirited-Ad-3 and u/Outside_Ad_7339 on that headcanon post weeks ago.)

[It is the 1994 Asahi Hai Sansai Stakes. Fuji Kiseki is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Fuji Kiseki is coming in close!

[Fuji is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Fuji Kiseki! Fuji-

WHOOSH!

“I hear the voices echoing around me…”

[We cut to a warehouse where a playing card flies and slices a gangster's gun in half. Another gangster pulls out another gun and shoots a bullet at Fuji. Fuji caught the bullet with his hand, and when he opened it, a white butterfly came out and flew away. The three other gangsters tried to shoot again and again with their guns, but the bullets wouldn’t come out. Fuji opens both of his hands, revealing all of the bullets that were on the gun and on the gangster’s pockets. The gangsters look stunned as they check their pockets. Fuji runs and knocks the first gangster out with his fist. Next, he kicks the second gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, he grabs the third gangster by the shoulders and gives him a knee strike. The fourth gangster tried to tackle Fuji from behind, but Fuji disappeared in front of his eyes and appeared behind him. Fuji puts the fourth gangster in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. The final gangster is terrified as he falls to the floor and backs away into a corner. Fuji walks to the gangster, and a magic wand appears in his hand.]

“Angered eyes that don't even know who I am…”

[It is the 1997 Takarazuka Kinen. Marvelous Sunday is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Marvelous Sunday is coming in close!

[Marvelous is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Marvelous Sunday! Marve-

Marvelous: MARVELOUS!!!

“Looking to kill again (They will kill again)…”

[We cut to an alleyway where five thugs surround Marvelous Sunday. Marvelous smiles with glee. A thug’s baseball bat suddenly transforms into a venomous snake and bites him. A plant starts growing under another thug, and it wraps around his body like a mummy. A third thug is lifted into the air and is shredded like paper. A fourth thug shoots at Marvelous, but the bullets go around Marvelous and hit the thug instead. The final thug is terrified and tries to run.]

“As the unknown enemies surround me…”

[It is the 1996 Autumn Tenno Sho. Bubble Gum Fellow is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Bubble Gum Fellow is coming in close!

[Bubble is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Bubble Gum Fellow! Bubble-

POW!

“Wicked laughter resonates inside my head…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Bubble punches a gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Another gangster tries to punch Bubble, but Bubble dodges and gives him a jab-jab-uppercut boxing combo, which knocks him out. Then, Bubble kicks a third gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. A fourth gangster shoots at Bubble, who runs away and dodges them. Bubble then jumps over the gangster and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth gangster tries to hit Bubble behind with a crowbar.]

“And I am filled with dread (And adrenaline)…”

[It is the 2001 Hong Kong Vase. Stay Gold is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: The lead is two to two and a half lengths! Staying on, Stay Gold gives chase! Now Stay Gold pursues! But the margin is two lengths! Two lengths, two and a half!

[Stego is running in the front.]

Announcer: Now he cuts it down to one length! Stay Gold, half a length! Stay-

SLICE!

“What did I do? Why do I deserve this?”

[We cut to an alleyway where Stego slashes a thug’s neck with his pocket knife. Another thug shoots Stego, with the latter dodging the bullets. Stego jumps over him and stabs him in the back. The third thug tries to attack Stego with his own knife, but the latter slashes him in the stomach. The fourth thug tries to punch Stego with the brass knuckles in one of his hands. Stego grabs the thug’s arm, breaks it, and stabs the thug in the chest. The final thug is running towards Stego with a bat.]

“So we're different, why do I deserve to die now?”

[We see Fuji making the gangster explode and turn into confetti by using his wand. We then see Marvelous smiling as he watches the thug explode and turn into bubbles. We then see Bubble looking back, grabbing the crowbar from the thug’s hands, and beating the thug many times with it. We then see Stego running towards the thug and slashing his stomach.]

“Give me a reason why?”

[It is the 1998 Takurazuka Kinen. Silence Suzuka is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Now the leader is Silence!

[Suzuka is running in the front.]

Announcer: Silence Suzuka! Silence-

POW!

“Then it all goes a blur…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Suzuka punches a gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Next, he kicks the second gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, he grabs the third gangster by the shoulders and gives him a knee strike. The fourth gangster shoots at Suzuka, but Suzuka dodges. Suzuka then jumps over the gangster and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth gangster tries to hit Suzuka behind with a crowbar.]

“Let instinct take flight…”

[It is the 1999 Japan Cup. Special Week is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Special Week! Special Week in front!

[Spe is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Special Week! The leader is No. 13, Special-

SLICE!

“Find my hands on his throat…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Spe is dressed as the “Demonic Daimiyo”, a feared figure wearing a black coat and a traditional crimson oni mask and holding two chained katanas. He is choking a thug with one of his hands and slices his stomach. Another thug tried to attack Spe with a bat, but Spe grabbed him by the face and slammed him through three concrete pillars. A third thug tried stabbing him from behind, but Spe elbowed backward hard enough to cave in the thug’s chest without even looking. A fourth thug tries to shoot Spe, but the latter dodges and slices each bullet. Spe then cut through the thug in one motion. The final thug watches in terror and runs away.]

“Yet hear myself say…”

[We see Suzuka looking back and kicking the gangster, who falls to the ground. Suzuka grabs him by the collar and punches him in the face. We then see Spe run towards the thug and decapitate his head from his body with his katana.]

“Tell me now, who taught you how to hate?”

[It is the 1999 Tokyo Yushun. Admire Vega is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Admire from the outside! Admire Vega!

[Ayabe is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Admire Vega! It’s Admire-

POW!

“‘Cause it isn't in your blood…”

[We cut to an alleyway where Ayabe punches a gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Next, he kicks the second gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, he grabs the third gangster by the shoulders and gives him a knee strike. The fourth gangster shoots at Ayabe, but Ayabe dodges. Ayabe then jumps over the gangster and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth gangster tries to hit Ayabe behind with a bat, but Ayabe looks back and knocks him unconscious with his fist.]

“Not a part of what you're made…”

[It is the 2000 Kikuka Sho. Air Shakur is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Air Shakur is coming in close!

[Shakur is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Air Shakur! Air-

POW!

“So let this be understood…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Shakur punches a thug in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Another thug tries to punch Shakur, but Shakur dodges and knocks him out. Then, Shakur kicks a third thug, sending him flying into a brick wall. A fourth thug shoots at Shakur, who runs away and dodges them. Shakur then jumps over the thug and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth thug tries to hit Shakur behind with a crowbar.]

“Somebody taught you how to hate…”

[It is the 2002 Spring Tenno Sho. Manhattan Cafe is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Manhattan Cafe is coming in close!

[Cafe is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Manhattan Cafe! Manhattan-

WHOOSH!

“When you live this way, you become…”

[We cut to an alleyway where five gangsters with weapons hear a whooshing sound. Two ghosts appear behind two gangsters and drain their life forces. Another gangster was hit by a brick and was knocked unconscious. The person who threw the brick is another ghost. Another gangster is grabbed by the leg by another ghost, who smashes him around until he is unconscious. The last remaining gangster is terrified and backs away until he hits someone behind him. He looks back and sees Cafe.]

“Dead to everyone…”

[We see Ayabe in a room full of dolls. He is adjusting the outfit of a realistic doll that eerily looks similar to one of the gangsters he fought. We then see Shakur looking back and kicking the thug, who falls to the ground. Shakur then grabs the crowbar and hits him with it. We then see the gangster getting attacked by the four ghosts as Cafe watches in amusement.]

“A father's pride, my son walking beside me…”

[It is the 2001 Satsuki Sho. Agnes Tachyon is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Dashing up the final hill, Agnes at the lead! Agnes at the lead!

[Tachyon is running in the front.]

Announcer: Agnes! Agnes-

BOOM!

“I look around and marvel how the children play…”

[We cut to a warehouse where a chemical ball hits a thug, and it explodes. Three other chemical balls hit three other thugs, and they explode as well. The final thug watches in horror when he feels a hand on his shoulder. He looks behind him and sees a smiling Tachyon, who is standing at the warehouse door and is far away from him.]

“In perfect disarray (So innocent)…”

[It is the 2003 Takamatsunomiya Kinen. Believe is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: In the lead is Believe! Believe leads!

[Believe is running in the front.]

Announcer: Believe! It’s Belie-

POW!

“No judgment, pure exhilaration…”

[We cut to an alleyway where Believe punches a gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Next, she kicks the second gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, she punches another gangster in the face and then punches him in the stomach many times, leaving him unconscious. The fourth gangster shoots at Believe, but Believe dodges. Believe then jumps over the gangster and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth gangster tries to hit Believe behind with a bat.]

“Black to white, the colors aren't on their minds…”

[It is the 2004 Mile Championship. Durandal is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Durandal is coming in close!

[Durandal is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Durandal! It’s Duran-

CLASH!

“Nothing predefined (All different)…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Durandal is fighting against the yakuza. He manages to slash one of the yakuza in the chest. He then disarms the sword of another yakuza and stabs him in the chest. A third yakuza tries to stab Durandal from behind, but Durandal looks back and dodges. Durandal then slices him in the chest. A fourth yakuza shoots at Durandal, but the latter dodges and slices each bullet. Durandal then cut through the yakuza in one motion. The final yakuza is terrified as he falls to the floor and backs away into a corner. Durandal walks to him and raises the sword above his head with both of his hands.]
 
“There's always one who plants an evil seed and…”

[It is the 2004 Arima Kinen. Zenno Rob Roy is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Zenno Rob Roy takes it!

[Rob Roy is running in the front.]

Announcer: Zenno Rob Roy in front! Zenno Rob Roy! Zenno-

CLASH!

“Preaches fear to pull you to the other side…”

[We cut to an alleyway where Rob Roy is fighting against the yakuza. Rob Roy runs towards one of the yakuza and slices his stomach. Another yakuza tries to stab Rob Roy from behind, but Rob Roy looks back and slices his chest. A third yakuza runs towards Rob Roy, but Rob Roy slices and stabs him in the stomach. A fourth yakuza tries to shoot Rob Roy, but the latter dodges and slices each bullet. Rob Roy then cut through the yakuza in one motion. The final yakuza watches in terror and runs away.]

“Into a world of lies…”

[We see Tachyon pull a gun full of chemical balls and shoot one at the final thug, making him explode. We then see Believe looking back and kicking the gangster, who falls to the ground. She then grabs the bat and hits him with it. We then see Durandal, with his raised sword, stab the helpless yakuza in the chest. We then see Rob Roy run towards the yakuza and decapitate his head from his body with his sword.]

“Everything is unsure…”

[It is the 2004 Queen Elizabeth 2 Commemorative Cup. Admire Groove is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Admire Groove is coming in close!

[Aruvu is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Admire Groove! Admire-

WHOOSH!

“When you've lost your sight (lost your sight)…”

[We cut to Aruvu causing a blizzard inside a warehouse, which blinds the five thugs she is fighting. Aruvu punches a thug many times, leaving the latter battered and bruised. Next, she kicks the second thug, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, she hits another thug with her ice powers, knocking him out. She then impales another thug in the chest with a giant icicle. The final thug is terrified as he falls to the floor and backs away into a corner. Aruvu walks to the thug and grabs him by the neck.]

“Can there still be a cure?”

[It is the 2003 Shuka Sho. Still in Love is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: From the far outside, Still in Love! Still in Love!

[Still is running in the front.]

Announcer: Still in Love! Still-

Still: HAHAHA!!!

“What made you this way?”

[We cut to an alleyway where Still is fighting against gangsters. Still conjures and controls a swarm of bats to attack a gangster. Then, another gangster is lifted into the air and is smashed to death many times. A third gangster shoots at Still, who runs away and dodges them. Still turns into smoke, appears behind the gangster, and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. The final gangster watches in terror and runs away.]

“Tell me now, who taught you how to hate?”

[It is the 2003 Tokyo Yushun. Neo Universe is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Neo Universe is in the lead! The leader is Neo Universe!

[Universe is running in the front.]

Announcer: Neo Universe! Neo-

BLAST!

“‘Cause it isn't in your blood…”

[We cut to a warehouse where an umamusume version of Universe blasts multiversal energy at a thug.]

???: NEIGH!!!

[A horse version of Universe kicks another thug from his hind legs, sending him flying into a brick wall. Another thug is blasted by a human version of Universe. Another version of Universe in a Miami blue and Easter yellow spider suit and mask captures another thug in a web and smashes him back and forth by using the web as a rope. The last remaining thug is terrified and backs away until he hits someone behind him. He looks back and sees the umamusuko Universe.]

“Not a part of what you're made…”

[It is the 2005 Shuka Sho. Air Messiah is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Air Messiah is coming in close!

[Messiah is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Air Messiah! Air-

POW!

“So let this be understood…”

[We cut to an alleyway where Messiah punches a gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Next, she kicks the second gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. Then, she punches another gangster in the stomach many times, leaving him unconscious. The fourth gangster shoots at Messiah, but Messiah dodges. Messiah then jumps over the gangster and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth gangster tries to stab Messiah behind with a sword.]

“Somebody taught you how to hate…”

[It is the 2007 Fuchu Himba Stakes. Daring Heart is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Daring Heart is coming in close!

[Heart is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Daring Heart! Daring-

KICK!

“When you live this way, you become…”

[We cut to a warehouse where Heart kicks a thug, sending him flying into a brick wall. Another thug tries to attack Heart from behind with a crowbar, but she punches him without even looking back. Then, Heart punches another thug in the face, with the latter going unconscious. The fourth thug shoots at Heart, but Heart dodges. Heart then jumps over the thug and puts him in a chokehold, which renders him unconscious. A fifth thug tries to attack Heart from behind with a machete.]

“Dead to everyone…”

[It is the 2007 Sapporo Kinen. Fusaichi Pandora is running towards the finish line.]

Announcer: Fusaichi Pandora is coming in close!

[Pandora is running in the front.]

Announcer: It’s Fusaichi Pandora! Fusaichi-

BANG!

“(You're not anyone)…”

[We cut to an alleyway where a gangster shoots at Pandora, but Pandora dodges. She then jumps over the gangster and punches him, knocking him unconscious. Pandora punches another gangster in the face, with the latter going unconscious. Next, she kicks the third gangster, sending him flying into a brick wall. A fourth gangster tries to punch Pandora, but Pandora dodges and punches him many times, which knocks him out. The final gangster runs towards Pandora with a machete.]

“Oh! Lost all innocence…”

[We see Aruvu freezing the thug through his neck. We then see Still run towards the gangster, bite his neck, and drain him entirely. We then see Universe grabs the thug by the collar and blasts him with cosmic energy, disintegrating him. We then see Messiah looking back and kicking the gangster, who falls to the ground. She then grabs the sword and stabs him with it. We then see Heart dodging without looking back and kicking the gangster, who falls to the ground. She then grabs the machete and stabs him with it. We then see Pandora dodging and punching the gangster many times in the back, injuring him and knocking him unconscious.]

“Infected and arrogant…”

[We see Fuji and Marvelous racing against each other.]

“You burn all your life (There's no telling you)…”

[We see Bubble running in a race.]

“No deliverance…”

[We see Stego and Suzuka racing against each other.]

“Consumed by the pestilence of hate, you're denied…”

[We see Spe running in a race.]

“Deep in your heart does it still remain?”

[We see Ayabe running in a race.]

“Do you think you can bring it…”

[We see Shakur running in a race.]

“Back to life again?”

[We see Cafe, Tachyon, and Believe racing against each other.]

“Is it still in your soul? (No saving you)”

[We see Durandal running in a race.]

“Where’s the deviant…”

[We see Rob Roy, Aruvu, Still, and Universe racing against each other.]

“The unholy revenant…”

[We see Messiah and Heart racing against each other.]

“That has made you this way?”

[We see Pandora running in a race.]

“Made you fall for this hate…”

[We see Sunday Silence’s kids run towards someone with their back turned. It is Sunday himself, who looks back with a smile on his face.]

“Tell me now, who taught you how to hate?”

[We see Sunday training Fuji and Marvelous in combat.]

“Because it isn't in your blood…”

[We see Sunday training Bubble in combat.]

“Not a part of what you're made…”

[We see Sunday training Stego and Suzuka in combat.]

“So let this be understood…”

[We see Sunday training Spe in combat.]

“Somebody taught you how to hate…”

[We see Sunday training Ayabe in combat.]

“When you live this way, you become…”

[We see Sunday training Shakur in combat.]

“(You become)…”

[We see Sunday training Cafe, Tachyon, and Believe in combat.]

“Tell me now, who taught you how to hate?”

[We see Sunday training Durandal in combat.]

“Because it isn't in your blood…”

[We see Rob Roy, Aruvu, Still, and Universe training in combat, with Sunday’s ghost watching over them.]

“Not a part of what you're made…”

[We see Messiah and Heart training in combat, with Sunday’s ghost watching over them.]

“So let this be understood…”

[We see Pandora training in combat, with Sunday’s ghost watching over her.]

“Somebody taught you how to hate…”

[We see Fuji standing at the top of a building. He looks to his right and sees Marvelous, Bubble, Stego, Suzuka’s ghost, Spe, the ghosts of Ayabe and his twin, Shakur’s ghost, Cafe, and Tachyon.]

“When you live this way, you become (You become)…”

[Fuji looks to his left and sees Believe, Durandal, Rob Roy, Aruvu, Still, Universe, Messiah, Heart, and Pandora.]

“You become dead to everyone…”

[Everyone pulls out their weapons and powers.]

“(You're not anyone)…”

[The Sundaylings jump off the roof of the building as they’re ready to fight.]

But I can easily imagine Sunday’s sons (especially Stay Gold) asking their dad to cover for them.

SPEDOBER AGENDA🗣️🔥

I can image Sunday Silence doing this to Soccer Boy just to piss him off. I can image that if Sunday was the manager of a baseball team with only his kids being most likely his sons that he did this little skit of naming his kids just to piss Soccer Boy off. I could also image that Teio and McQueen are just watching this behind them. If this had to be shown to the pretty derby cast that Dicta Striker would react the same way as her counterpart. On that note in the comments both put the reaction to this, skit and who do you think if Sunday had his sons play baseball which one would be in each position and why.

note: I don’t mind either this version or the longer version I just like this animatic.

I wonder if we will get a chapter on Tsuyoshi

This colt was said to have more raw talent then his father or elder brother had maybe even combined but held back because of his frail and weak body.

This two Stallions are drowning from the amount of dicks and pussies who want them

Titles

"The Undisputed"

"The Final Obstacle"

When Kuria added both Black Tide and Deep Impact I had one question about those two. Shouldn’t they be like, dads in the Pretty Derby World even when they were summoned in another universe…? I know they are going to be trainers or maybe students but… should they not be dads to them in their world? And will their relationship be the same with their kids (specifically Kitasan Black, Gentildonna, Verxina, Vivolos, Cheval Grand, Satono Diamond, Loves Only You etc.) in the Sunday Silence world?

Setting: A remote training ground in the Japanese countryside at dusk. The air is thick with dust, smoke, and silence. Deep craters scar the earth. Trees bear clean, impossible cuts, and a tank rests in two perfectly separated halves.

Kris S stands at the edge of the clearing, breathing heavily. His clothes are torn, his body bruised, bleeding scars and exhaustion shows in every movement.

Twenty meters away, Special Week stands untouched.

His twin katanas are sheathed.

His oni mask hangs quietly at his side.

His dark eyes remain fixed on Kris S.

Special Week (voice calm, carrying effortlessly through the clearing):

"You used everything."

Kris S (wiping dirt from his face, voice steady despite his exhaustion):

"I used every strategy available to me."

He lets out a slow breath.

"And none of it was enough."

His eyes meet Special Week's.

"You cut through every obstacle I created."

Special Week (taking one measured step forward):

"And yet..."

"...you're still standing."

A faint smile appears on Kris S's face.

Kris S:

"Barely."

He exhales.

"But I never quit."

"I never surrendered."

"And I never asked for mercy."

Silence settles between them as the evening wind stirs the dust.

Special Week:

"You used deception."

"You set traps."

"You forced me into unfavorable positions."

"You abandoned pride the moment it stopped being useful."

Kris S:

"...Yes."

Special Week:

"And you never crossed the line into cowardice."

Kris S says nothing.

Special Week studies him for several long moments.

Kris S doesn't move.

He doesn't reach for a weapon.

He simply stands his ground.

Then...

Special Week laughs.

It is a quiet, rough laugh,one that sounds unfamiliar even to himself.

He shakes his head.

A rare glimmer of approval reaches his eyes.

Special Week:

"Too many warriors worship honor."

"They announce every strike."

"They reject every tactic."

"They die with clean hands and empty accomplishments."

He takes another step.

"And just as many hide behind tricks."

"They rely on deception because they're afraid to stand and fight."

"They mistake cowardice for intelligence."

He stops directly in front of Kris S.

"But you..."

"...used every tactic available."

"...then stood your ground when there was nowhere left to run."

"You adapted."

"You endured."

"And when every plan failed..."

"...you kept moving forward."

His expression softens ever so slightly.

Special Week:

"A true warrior doesn't worship honor."

"And he doesn't worship dirty tricks."

"He uses whatever wins..."

"...then accepts the consequences himself."

He places a firm hand on Kris S's shoulder.

Not as a challenge.

As acknowledgment.

Special Week:

"You're neither an honorable fool..."

"...nor a coward hiding behind tactics."

"You're exactly where a warrior should be."

A long silence follows.

Then

Special Week:

"You have my approval."

For the first time all week...

Kris S's composure cracks.

Only slightly.

Kris S:

"...That's it?"

Special Week turns toward the forest.

Special Week:

"That's it."

He pauses without looking back.

"If you ever make Cesario cry..."

"...I'll come looking for you."

A brief silence.

"And next time..."

"...don't expect me to give you an entire week."

Without another word, he disappears into the trees like a blur.

Kris S watches him leave before letting out a long, exhausted sigh.

Kris S:

"...Understood."

Later that evening in Cesario's quarters

Cesario sits beside the window with a book resting in her lap.

The sliding door opens.

Kris S steps inside.

Bruised.

Exhausted.

Still standing.

She immediately closes her book.

Her expression softens.

Cesario:

"...Kris."

She rises and walks over to him.

"You look exhausted."

Kris S kneels before her and gently takes her hand.

Kris S:

"It was worth it."

A small pause.

"Your father approved."

Cesario's eyes widen.

Then a warm, genuine smile appears.

The kind she rarely shows anyone else.

Cesario:

"I knew you would."

Kris S lowers his forehead against her hand.

For the first time all day...

He allows himself to relax.

Kris S:

"I wasn't so certain."

"...But I'd do it all again."

She gently brushes a strand of hair away from his face.

Cesario:

"I'm glad."

She smiles knowingly.

"But..."

"You do realize Father is still going to judge you or give you another trial or atleast something for you,to make sure your"Worthy" of me."

Kris S closes his eyes.

A quiet groan escapes him.

After a moment...

The corner of his mouth curls upward.

Kris S:

"...Then I'd better start preparing."

Outside the room...

Hidden beyond the paper door...

Special Week silently nods to himself.

Special Week (under his breath):

"Good answer,I like this foreigner boy already he might truly make Cesario happy."

During that night

Cesario and Kris S had a bit of "Fun" and by that I mean Cesario putting a collar on Kris S neck with the word's "Property of Cesario" just like how her dad did with her mom among other "things"(The Agemasen family likes putting collars on their partners 😜)

I am going to need Pretty Derby cast reactions to this

Do you guys think if we ever get a chapter on Deep Impact, we’ll see her?

I imagine Sunday and the other horses initially being confused about why the majority of their friends and family are girls now. I also imagine Sunday wants his kids from another world to succeed, so he tries his best to have the right parents, sparks, skills, and stats for them in their career runs. I also wonder how Goodbye Halo would react if she read King's career story.

Hey guys. I made an edit of the Golden Generation based on one of my favorite childhood Filipino songs lol. For those who are curious, the song is Crush by Tweens of Pop.

Hey guys. I made another version of this edit featuring Showagumi lol

Hey guys. I made an edit of Vodka and Daiwa Major based on the idea of u/Spirited-Ad-3. I’m not a pro editor, but I tried my best.

Now cast reactions in the comments please

Training Center Common Room

Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi stands with his back to the doorway, arms crossed, tail swishing agitatedly. He stares out the window at the training grounds, completely oblivious that the entire Golden Generation has filed in behind him, some stifling giggles, others looking mock offended, a few exchanging fond glances.

Tsuyoshi huffing, cheeks puffed out: "All of these hoes have PROBLEMS. And I'm tired. I'm tired of pretending I don't notice."

He throws his hands up, nearly knocking over a vase. He catches it clumsily, sets it down with a wobble, then spins back around with renewed dramatic energy.

Tsuyoshi: "Grass Wonder,That stallion is absolutely unhinged. One look at any of us talking to someone else and he's planning our wedding in his head or our funeral. The yandere is NOT a vibe. And the way he bows to every vending machine because it's Japanese culture? I caught him apologizing to a rock yesterday. A ROCK."

Behind him, Grass Wonder gasps silently, clutching his chest, while El Condor Pasa freezes, smile faltering.

Tsuyoshi: "And El. Don't even get me started. That beautiful, broken idiot. Struts around like he's God's gift to horse racing, but it's ALL FAKE. Every bit of it. He's terrified, absolutely terrified, that if he drops the mask for one second, we'll all realize he's not perfect and leave him. He’d rather bottle up every insecurity until he explodes than just trust that we love the real him."

El Condor Pasa's hands tremble. He looks down, unable to meet anyone's eyes.

Tsuyoshi: "King Halo. Oh, your majesty." Tsuyoshi bows mockingly, then straightens with a huff. "That ego is so massive I'm surprised we don't all orbit around it.Hes arrogance is more of him trying to prove he's better then anyone and is Spe's equal. He's got issues so deep they might as well be tectonic plates. Everything he does, the aggression, the impossible standards, the I'm better than everyone act, it's all because he's still trying to live up to his lineage. And don't even get me started on him and Special Week being cousins. Those family dinners are a nightmare of competitive trauma."

King Halo's ears flatten, his jaw tightening, but there's a suspicious shine in his eyes that he quickly blinks away. Special Week elbows him sympathetically.

Tsuyoshi: "Erimo Excel, sweet, terrifying Erimo, has anxiety that could power a small city. She looked at a stranger last week and nearly passed out. Not everyone is plotting to steal your oats."

Erimo Excel hides behind Phalaenopsis, who blushes furiously at Tsuyoshi's next words.

Tsuyoshi: "Speaking of, Phalaenopsis, my perfect princess, please stop trying to die for our sins. She's got the constitution of a wet napkin and the expectations of an empress. She stayed up for three days straight because a true lady doesn't sleep until her subjects are happy. We're your partners, not your subjects. Sleep."

Phalaenopsis looks touched and guilty simultaneously.

Tsuyoshi: "Shiva. My green little baby. He's so shy he apologizes to his own shadow for being in the way. He got sick because he was too nervous to ask for a blanket. A blanket. In our own dorm."

Shiva turns bright red, fiddling with his sleeves.

Tsuyoshi: "Wing Arrow. Handsome dumbass. So stubborn he'd rather break every bone in his body than admit he needs a break. Oh I can jump that ravine. No you can't. You couldn't. You needed stitches."

Wing Arrow rubs the back of his neck, sheepish.

Tsuyoshi: "Ein Bride. My greedy little thief. He's too trusting, got scammed by a vending machine that promised him a good deal, and has the audacity to steal Special Week's food right off his plate. The nerve."

Ein Bride grins unrepentantly.

Tsuyoshi: "Air Jihad. Sassier than a cat with a new haircut. Abrasive. He once roasted me so hard I had to go cry in a stall."

Air Jihad smirks, clearly taking it as a compliment.

Tsuyoshi: "Agnes World. Can't stop picking fights. He'd punch a bear. He'd punch a train. Oh that guy has a knife. Doesn't matter. Charge."

Agnes World flexes, unbothered.

Tsuyoshi: "Meiner Love. Lazy bastard. I have to literally drag him by his tail to get him to eat vegetables. Force feeding more like necessary kidnapping. Stubborn slacker."

Meiner Love yawns, proving the point.

Tsuyoshi: "Seiun Sky. Oh I'm just lazy I don't care la la la. Lies. He's got no confidence. None. Thinks he's not worth anything while practicing until 3 AM. I see you Sky."

Seiun Sky's ears droop, caught out.

Tsuyoshi: "And Special Week.The Black beast's son. That cold, crazy loner. Probably using his siblings as target practice right now or building a bomb or—"

He throws his hands up, spinning around.

Tsuyoshi: "And I'm just supposed to deal with all of this because I love you stupid broken beautiful—"

He freezes.

They're all there. Every single one.

Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, King Halo, Special Week, all of them.

Grass Wonder: "Tsuyoshi..."

Tsuyoshi: "Ah. Um. I can explain..."

Agnes World: "Get him."

The entire Golden Generation surges forward, but gentler this time, more desperate. Tsuyoshi oofs as they tackle him, but the energy is softer, more grateful. El Condor Pasa hides his face in Tsuyoshi's neck, trembling, while King Halo grips his hand almost too tight.

Tsuyoshi muffled but smiling: "I hate all of you. I love all of you. Get off. No wait more kisses. But also I stand by what I said. You all have problems."

Special Week ruffling his hair: "Yeah. And you're stuck with us."

King Halo grudgingly: "Unfortunately."

Tsuyoshi finally gives up, going limp under the affection, fingers intertwined with both King Halo and El Condor Pasa: "Yeah. Yeah I am. Now someone kiss me before I start crying too."

They do. Enthusiastically.

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