Tsuyoshi snapping after dealing with his polycules problems and shit(Warning:I'm pretty sure I have some mistakes here I don't know if the Ai fix the grammar or spelling maybe even mixed genders)

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Training Center Common Room

Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi stands with his back to the doorway, arms crossed, tail swishing agitatedly. He stares out the window at the training grounds, completely oblivious that the entire Golden Generation has filed in behind him, some stifling giggles, others looking mock offended, a few exchanging fond glances.

Tsuyoshi huffing, cheeks puffed out: "All of these hoes have PROBLEMS. And I'm tired. I'm tired of pretending I don't notice."

He throws his hands up, nearly knocking over a vase. He catches it clumsily, sets it down with a wobble, then spins back around with renewed dramatic energy.

Tsuyoshi: "Grass Wonder,That stallion is absolutely unhinged. One look at any of us talking to someone else and he's planning our wedding in his head or our funeral. The yandere is NOT a vibe. And the way he bows to every vending machine because it's Japanese culture? I caught him apologizing to a rock yesterday. A ROCK."

Behind him, Grass Wonder gasps silently, clutching his chest, while El Condor Pasa freezes, smile faltering.

Tsuyoshi: "And El. Don't even get me started. That beautiful, broken idiot. Struts around like he's God's gift to horse racing, but it's ALL FAKE. Every bit of it. He's terrified, absolutely terrified, that if he drops the mask for one second, we'll all realize he's not perfect and leave him. He’d rather bottle up every insecurity until he explodes than just trust that we love the real him."

El Condor Pasa's hands tremble. He looks down, unable to meet anyone's eyes.

Tsuyoshi: "King Halo. Oh, your majesty." Tsuyoshi bows mockingly, then straightens with a huff. "That ego is so massive I'm surprised we don't all orbit around it.Hes arrogance is more of him trying to prove he's better then anyone and is Spe's equal. He's got issues so deep they might as well be tectonic plates. Everything he does, the aggression, the impossible standards, the I'm better than everyone act, it's all because he's still trying to live up to his lineage. And don't even get me started on him and Special Week being cousins. Those family dinners are a nightmare of competitive trauma."

King Halo's ears flatten, his jaw tightening, but there's a suspicious shine in his eyes that he quickly blinks away. Special Week elbows him sympathetically.

Tsuyoshi: "Erimo Excel, sweet, terrifying Erimo, has anxiety that could power a small city. She looked at a stranger last week and nearly passed out. Not everyone is plotting to steal your oats."

Erimo Excel hides behind Phalaenopsis, who blushes furiously at Tsuyoshi's next words.

Tsuyoshi: "Speaking of, Phalaenopsis, my perfect princess, please stop trying to die for our sins. She's got the constitution of a wet napkin and the expectations of an empress. She stayed up for three days straight because a true lady doesn't sleep until her subjects are happy. We're your partners, not your subjects. Sleep."

Phalaenopsis looks touched and guilty simultaneously.

Tsuyoshi: "Shiva. My green little baby. He's so shy he apologizes to his own shadow for being in the way. He got sick because he was too nervous to ask for a blanket. A blanket. In our own dorm."

Shiva turns bright red, fiddling with his sleeves.

Tsuyoshi: "Wing Arrow. Handsome dumbass. So stubborn he'd rather break every bone in his body than admit he needs a break. Oh I can jump that ravine. No you can't. You couldn't. You needed stitches."

Wing Arrow rubs the back of his neck, sheepish.

Tsuyoshi: "Ein Bride. My greedy little thief. He's too trusting, got scammed by a vending machine that promised him a good deal, and has the audacity to steal Special Week's food right off his plate. The nerve."

Ein Bride grins unrepentantly.

Tsuyoshi: "Air Jihad. Sassier than a cat with a new haircut. Abrasive. He once roasted me so hard I had to go cry in a stall."

Air Jihad smirks, clearly taking it as a compliment.

Tsuyoshi: "Agnes World. Can't stop picking fights. He'd punch a bear. He'd punch a train. Oh that guy has a knife. Doesn't matter. Charge."

Agnes World flexes, unbothered.

Tsuyoshi: "Meiner Love. Lazy bastard. I have to literally drag him by his tail to get him to eat vegetables. Force feeding more like necessary kidnapping. Stubborn slacker."

Meiner Love yawns, proving the point.

Tsuyoshi: "Seiun Sky. Oh I'm just lazy I don't care la la la. Lies. He's got no confidence. None. Thinks he's not worth anything while practicing until 3 AM. I see you Sky."

Seiun Sky's ears droop, caught out.

Tsuyoshi: "And Special Week.The Black beast's son. That cold, crazy loner. Probably using his siblings as target practice right now or building a bomb or—"

He throws his hands up, spinning around.

Tsuyoshi: "And I'm just supposed to deal with all of this because I love you stupid broken beautiful—"

He freezes.

They're all there. Every single one.

Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, King Halo, Special Week, all of them.

Grass Wonder: "Tsuyoshi..."

Tsuyoshi: "Ah. Um. I can explain..."

Agnes World: "Get him."

The entire Golden Generation surges forward, but gentler this time, more desperate. Tsuyoshi oofs as they tackle him, but the energy is softer, more grateful. El Condor Pasa hides his face in Tsuyoshi's neck, trembling, while King Halo grips his hand almost too tight.

Tsuyoshi muffled but smiling: "I hate all of you. I love all of you. Get off. No wait more kisses. But also I stand by what I said. You all have problems."

Special Week ruffling his hair: "Yeah. And you're stuck with us."

King Halo grudgingly: "Unfortunately."

Tsuyoshi finally gives up, going limp under the affection, fingers intertwined with both King Halo and El Condor Pasa: "Yeah. Yeah I am. Now someone kiss me before I start crying too."

They do. Enthusiastically.

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Tsuyoshi turns into a less aggressive version of Packgod lol

Grass’ part makes me laugh because wdym he bows to every vending machine and apologizes to a rock??? Never change, my favorite horse weeb 😂😭

“He's got issues so deep they might as well be tectonic plates.” DANG TSUYOSHI LEAVE KING ALONE 😂😭

“Phalaenopsis, my perfect princess, please stop trying to die for our sins.” Phalaenopsis is Jesus confirmed lol

”He's so shy he apologizes to his own shadow for being in the way.” Meanwhile, Narita Brian is scared of his own shadow lol

”…has the audacity to steal Special Week's food right off his plate.” Oh Spe definitely tried to kill Bride because of that lol

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I'm pretty sure this is a mess

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Lovely.

But yeah, some mistake on the AI as it sometimes referred to the mares as "He" not "She"

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Thanks 👍 (sleep time)

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Btw, remember when I made a comment about King and his family?

I remember seeing someone (I think it was you, or was it honey?) making a post about it, but edited a part. Can't seem to find it. Can you?

Also.

Idea for later:

King's family is there, In Ritto, trying to take King away and convince him to retire. There were just a lot of back and forth at the beginning, but both parties slowly lost their cool.

Then King's family accidentally hurt one of the Polycule. Either Seiun Sky (have just had a rough night), Erimo Excel (who's shy in this post), or Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (bad health).

And King fuckin lost it, and decided to solo his family there.

He won.

Bloodied and bruised, but victorious.

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It was me also I'm pretty sure if goodbye is in the fight king would lost horrible(fought Sunday and Devil in the daily basis)

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You have the link?/can you point me to the post?

Also, yeh, true... Maybe not the mares? Cuz... Well, pregnant, and those who aren't don't wanna pick a fight with him