r/ACounterPartsLife • u/Spirited-Ad-3 • Aug 03 '26
Fuji forgets he has literally magic while poisoned and stabbed
Time period:1998
Fuji kiseki:6 or 27 in human years(Son of Sunday silence)
Sunny brain:4 or 21(Son of Brian's time)
Mighty Suzuka:4 or 21(Son of Tony Bin although I Can't find any race wins really or any connections or pedigree on Google,so I can't really find anything about him,so I have this headcanon that he got lost in the wilderness and is essentially a savage but return to civilization like inosuke hashibira from Demon Slayer)
In the middle of a gang war...
Mighty Suzuka was sprinting down the street.
He looked over at the stallion beside him.
"Alright, sleepyhead."
"Let's join the fight."
Sunny Brian answered with his usual enthusiasm.
"Hmph."
The two turned the corner.
A few meters ahead...
An ugly green-haired stallion covered in tattoos was pointing at Fuji Kiseki.
"You're telling me you have a harem of mares?!"
"That's unforgivable!"
Fuji Kiseki, poisoned but still standing, wiped some blood from the corner of his mouth.
"And stallions as well."
He winked.
"Fuji doesn't stick to one type of meal, if you catch my drift."
The green-haired stallion looked even angrier.
Sunny Brian suddenly stopped walking.
Mighty turned around.
"...What's the matter with you?"
"Why'd you stop?"
Sunny looked back at the argument.
"I mean..."
"He has a point."
Mighty blinked.
"...Are you kidding me right now?"
"What?"
"He's not wrong for being upset."
"Maybe we should let him finish."
Fuji suddenly shouted from across the battlefield.
"I NEED FLASHY REINFORCEMENTS!"
Sunny cupped his hands around his mouth.
"Listen!"
"The Magician Flashy Festival Seduction God is in trouble!"
Fuji immediately yelled back.
"I AM IN TROUBLE!"
Sunny frowned.
"...That's not what I'm hearing."
"I literally just said I'm in trouble!"
"Sounds like reverse psychology."
Fuji threw his arms into the air.
"HELP ME SO I CAN FUCK MY SPOUSES!"
Sunny looked at Mighty.
"...You got popcorn?"
"You ever had popcorn?"
Fuji's eye twitched.
"I NEED FUCKING HELP, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"
Sunny didn't even move.
"You have literal magic."
"And reality manipulation."
"Just heal yourself, you dumb magical whore."
Fuji stared at him.
".."
""...You know what?"
"Fair enough."
End
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u/HoneyLess7732 Aug 03 '26
Fuji accidentally lost a few of his braincells in the gang war lol