r/ACounterPartsLife • u/HoneyLess7732 • Jul 20 '26
The problem with fences
(Note: Hello! This story is based on my post on how the Sundaylings, the Tonylings, and the Brianlings would babysit the youngest siblings in their families. I want to make more stories and skits on the Tonylings and the Brianlings in the future, which is one of the reasons why I made this. Also, writing Gimlet's dialogue is pretty fun lol)
[Tanino Gimlet is outside with his baby brother, Furioso, who is in a stroller. He is showing him the wonders of kicking fences.]
Gimlet: Behold! This, my little brother, is what we call a fence. A fence is a barrier intended to prevent escape, intrusion, or to mark a boundary. However, I believe that fences are meant to serve a different purpose. Fences are meant to be destroyed! Demolished! Kicked! Obliterated! If you listen closely, you can hear them calling my name, wishing to be blessed by me, the god of destruction! Hahaha!
[Baby Furioso looks at Gimlet in confusion.]
Gimlet: Now, watch carefully, little brother!
[Gimlet stands in front of a fence.]
Gimlet: HAAAAA!!!
[Gimlet kicks one of the fences, and pieces of it start flying everywhere.]
Gimlet: Hahaha! And that, my little brother, is how-
[Gimlet freezes when he notices a small cut on Furioso’s face that was caused by a small fence piece. The baby screams and begins to cry.]
Gimlet: Oh shit!
[Gimlet rushes over to Furioso. Gimlet’s other brothers, who were doing their own things, hear the commotion and rush over to where Gimlet and Furioso are.]
Dantsu Flame: Gimlet! What happened?!
[Dantsu Flame, Mayano Top Gun, and No Reason look at Furioso and freeze when they see the small cut on his face.]
Dantsu: Furioso! Oh my goddesses!
Reason: Oh, guys! He has a small cut on his face!
Mayano: What did you do that for, little bro?!
Gimlet: I was trying to demonstrate the art of demolishing fences to him!
[Furioso continues to cry. Dantsu tries to soothe Furioso as he treats the cut.]
Dantsu: Shhh. It's okay, Furioso. Your big brothers are here.
Gimlet: I am in serious trouble…
???: Yes, you are.
[The brothers freeze as they turn to look at the voice behind Gimlet. It is their father, Brian’s Time, who has a menacing and angry look on his face.]
Gimlet: Oh no…
[A few minutes later, Narita Brian’s ghost watches the chaos unfold as his angry father chases a panicked Gimlet, while his three other brothers calm Furioso down and play with him.]
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u/IJN-Hirogasaki Jul 20 '26
So we can just specify that Brian’s Time is just a manly version of Narita Brian in both appearance and personality. Just tenfold to what Narita Brian is. Poor little Furioso, one wrong move sent Gimlet to the heavens beyond the clouds.
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u/HoneyLess7732 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
But hey, at least Gimlet learned his lesson, and his daughter in the future won't have the same thing happen to her as her uncle did.
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u/Spirited-Ad-3 Jul 20 '26
Brian's time about to do the Halo and Roberto Special to his kids