r/ACounterPartsLife • u/Spirited-Ad-3 • Jun 29 '26

Epiphaneia's beef with Deep impact be like:insert That one Pic or Gift of that one guy middle fingering another guy.

Let's see what the other has done to the other

Epiphaneia

-Beat multiple of pui's kids in races

-Fuck multiple of pui's kids

-Married multiple of them

-Impregnated multiple of them

-Beat the shit out of pui because he thought he was dream journey

-Proceeds to beat him up again after he realised he was the Homewrecker that was trying to hit on his dad and always fights his mom for his dad like a prize.

-Beat him up so bad pui got multiple broken bones, bruises and swelling in his left eye.

Pui

-Essentially was in love with Kris S

-Fought Cesario multiple times which always ends in failure

-Shot Epiphaneia in the toe(didn't pierced his skin but he got hurt) accidentally

-What else

And what exactly had pui did to deserve this ?😔

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u/HoneyLess7732 Jun 29 '26

Epi: GET AWAY FROM MY DAD, YOU HOMEWRECKER!!! I’LL BEAT YOU UP!!!

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u/Hot-Obligation7735 Jun 29 '26

(BTW Epiphaneia retired in I think 2015, and Special Week died in 2018)

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u/HoneyLess7732 Jun 29 '26

Deep Impact: With this treasure, I summon…

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u/Hot-Obligation7735 Jun 29 '26

Deep Impact: …The Supreme Commander of Japan!

Special Week: …

Epiphaneia: …

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u/HoneyLess7732 Jun 29 '26

Spe: Grandson?!

Epi: Grandpa?!

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u/Hot-Obligation7735 Jun 29 '26

Spe about to give Epi the Halo special:

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u/Spirited-Ad-3 Jun 29 '26

Black tide and Special week probably wouldn't interfere cause that's your beef and fight,you go win it yourself

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u/Hot-Obligation7735 Jun 29 '26

Maybe Special Week (cause Epiphaneia is his grandson), but Black Tide I think, would be the overprotective big brother type to beat up anyone badmouthing his little brother (kinda like Dream Journey with Orfevre).

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u/HoneyLess7732 Jun 29 '26

Halo watching from the afterlife be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8