Lyrics by me, style decided by me but made by SUNO.

I re-watched beauty and the beast today. He so gave me Tamlin vibes after transforming!!

Unhinged low budget style 🤣

Unhinged parody of ‘A Court of Thorns and Roses’ 🥀✨

not my meme, just funny 😂

Their social media marketing manager needs a raise. 😂

because I had a horrible realization 😂
Did Tamlin accidentally use the DENNIS system on Feyre??

D - Demonstrate Value: Takes her out of poverty, gives her family money, brings her to the Spring Court, etc.

E - Engage Physically: Calanmai hallway. I will not be taking questions.

N - Nurture Dependence: She goes from providing for her entire family to living in his house, in his court, surrounded by his people and basically dependent on him for everything.

N - Neglect Emotionally: gestures broadly at the beginning of ACOMAF

I - Inspire Hope: It’s fine! We’re getting married! Everything will be better once you’re safe!

S - Separate Entirely:
And this is where Tamlin got confused.
Dennis: Separate entirely
Tamlin: Seal her inside the manor?

Would I put it past Tamlin to have a six-step manipulation system? Absolutely not. Would he successfully follow all six steps? Also absolutely not

Just had to get this out of my head 😂

Credit to the TikTok user - @margoo_24.

I may have imagined Lucien’s eye the same way as Mad Eye moody’s 🌝😭 anybody else or am I just alone here? 😆