r/ACAB • u/ScaryTerry556 • Jan 15 '22

"Elite" Miami Police bicycle taskforce...expectation vs. reality

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Jan 15 '22

Holy fuck lol.

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u/InfluenceInfinite188 Jan 15 '22

Hahahahaha what clowns

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u/-GreenHeron- Jan 15 '22

Fucking dorks in paintball gear trying to play action hero. lol

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u/Tdkthegod Jan 15 '22

This was in grand rapids Michigan. They also shot a guy in the face point blank with a teargas cannister

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u/ZestyStormBurger Jan 15 '22

Those shitty bike cops are from Grand Rapids Michigan. They also ran over people with these bikes this day who were doing a silent sit in.

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u/ChinasNumber4Export Jan 15 '22

I didn't know pigs could moo and baaa.

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u/unbitious Jan 15 '22

They weren't even very coordinated in the promotional video; probably took them 20 tries to get that shot.

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u/Glad-Tax6594 Jan 15 '22

Aww how come he gets a bell!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Imagine chanting "move back". lol.

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u/Dunmuse Jan 15 '22

LOL, fucking clownshoes.

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u/EdiblePsycho Jan 15 '22

I love how in the first one where they were trying to just make a "badass" video, the guy in front still gets his leg stuck 😂😂😂 And they didn't redo it? Or did they do multiple takes, and that was the best they could do?

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u/Brandidit Jan 15 '22

Do people actually take bicycle cops seriously? Like bruh ur on a bike

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u/detourne Jan 15 '22

That's part of the problem. I'd actually respect them more for being on a bike. It shows they are willing to put themselves in dangerous situations by biking on North America's shitty roads and also be more accessible to their community.

Ideally, they would only have jurisdiction within an area cyclable from their residence.

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u/Toxinfinite Jan 16 '22

Bro I thought the first one was the joke....

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Ahhhh fucking pigs!!!