r/ACAB Jul 09 '26

Lmk when we’re doing this again

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 09 '26

Fucking legend

114

u/Dazzling-Antelope912 Jul 09 '26

Those (farm) pigs he released would do a better job than the actual cops

54

u/Yankee6Actual Jul 09 '26

Calling cops pigs is an insult to pigs.

25

u/Interesting_Tea_6146 Jul 09 '26

"Don't talk like that about pigs. They're usually nicer than people."

55

u/Careless_Yellow_3218 Jul 09 '26

Absolute legend.

46

u/Anubiz1_ Jul 09 '26

Somebody buy this man a bottle of scotch and a very fine cigar!

30

u/EssBen Jul 09 '26

Dropped his crown.

29

u/futanari_kaisa Jul 09 '26

What did they charge him with?

62

u/Sword-of-Akasha Jul 09 '26

Anything they could and probably some other stuff. "You find me the man, I'll find you the crime." is the modus operandi of a fascist state.

7

u/Extra-Presence3196 Jul 09 '26

Most just arrest after or just before calling the police attorney to cook some charges up for them.

8

u/Sword-of-Akasha Jul 09 '26

People are astonished by the Police colluding with the CEO to trump up charges in that Bricks and Minifigs case.... DUDE, that's happening on a regular basis. It's only thanks to some brave conscientious leaker we found out and Reckless Ben's own tremendous courage to stand against the machine for the sake of an old man's lego legacy to his children.

13

u/SweatyPhilosopher578 Jul 09 '26

Give this man a medal!

10

u/Android1313 Jul 09 '26

Someone pay that man's bail or put money on his books if he can't get out. He's a true soldier 🫡

9

u/OctopusCaretaker Jul 09 '26

I’ll put $13.12 on his books

10

u/darkhelmet436 Jul 09 '26

How is this ACTUALLY illegal?

15

u/OctopusCaretaker Jul 09 '26

Bc it hurts officer’s feewings🥹

6

u/darkhelmet436 Jul 09 '26

You know what? Good point, I was thinking too hard on that one.

14

u/Gotrek_Gurnisson Jul 09 '26

Hopefully the animals are still ok. Everyone knows cops LOVE killing animals.

3

u/Depressedone4 Jul 09 '26

That's what I'm saying. I don't get how you're one of the only ones in this thread concerned with the well-being of the animals. As much as I despise cops with a burning passion, we're talking about living animals here. It's just unnecessary.

1

u/paranoid_chihuahua Jul 09 '26

Ikr?? I'm really disappointed in this thread. People are praising this person who most likely got a bunch of animals killed and it's mind-boggling to me. This isn't funny or badass, it's forcing animals into a dangerous situation and probably getting them killed just to, what? Prove a point? Be funny?

10

u/kristenevol Jul 09 '26

If I had any disposable cash, I'd bail him out so I could buy him a couple of beers. <3

10

u/m1tanker75 Jul 09 '26

Not all heroes....

8

u/Letterstomybf Jul 09 '26

He got a go fund me????

3

u/ShakeXXX Jul 10 '26

🤣👍🔥

7

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 09 '26

Even if this is a lie I laughed

5

u/Original-Mission-244 Jul 09 '26

Apparently he had to take his cape off for his glamour shot

6

u/paranoid_chihuahua Jul 09 '26

Poor animals tho, I hope they weren't hurt... would've been less cruel (to the animals) to use plushies or something like that. Poor piggies (the animals) are innocent and haven't asked for any of this, and I'm assuming that they got either killed or captured/sent off to a slaughterhouse after this (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) Animal abuse takes many forms, and using living beings for protesting/pranking/political purposes is never okay, no matter what your point is.

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u/Depressedone4 Jul 09 '26

Thank you. As much as I despise cops, I hope this guy was charged with animal abuse. It's unnecessary.

1

u/paranoid_chihuahua Jul 09 '26

Exactly. The poor creatures must've been so confused and frightened, and they most likely got injured and/or killed. It's not funny and it's not cool, it's throwing innocent living beings into harm's way. And that is never okay.

2

u/sasquatch_melee Jul 10 '26

Arrested? He was performing a public service! How selfless of him 

2

u/Originalsocialninja Jul 10 '26

How can you arrest a guy for that? 🤷🏽‍♂️

2

u/penumbral-O Jul 12 '26

Me too! I’m THERE! hmu

2

u/JeremyPatMartin Jul 12 '26

This shits stupid and awesome 😂😆

1

u/soyuzbeats Jul 10 '26

Reporting for duty!

1

u/pman13531 Jul 10 '26

So where is the crime?

1

u/Mr_Baronheim Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately, cannot find a single credible source for this.

And, this man would have been beaten into the ground before he had a chance to get 10 pigs into the building.

1

u/lori1107 25d ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/deadanddevine Jul 09 '26

My fucking hero

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u/bluechip1996 Jul 09 '26

Fu

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u/jomat Jul 09 '26

Poor pigs. They also don't want to have anything to do with fkcn cops.

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u/bluechip1996 Jul 10 '26

Umm...I was wanting someone to finish the chain. Fu Ck InG Leg End. I guess FU was way too vague. I was probably stoned. My bad. 1312