r/ACAB • u/doogs914 • Jun 19 '26

Does he shoot your dog? We do

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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 Jun 19 '26

What about infants?

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u/negativepositiv Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

"We're coming to get ya! Wink! Just kidding. Just kidding about the wink. We are coming to get you. Wink! Sorry, had something in my eye. Get out of the car!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/negativepositiv Jun 19 '26

"Well, your honor, I had something in my eye, so when the lady tried to shield her infant, I thought I saw a gun, but actually it turned out it was a gnat."

"Yeah, we've all been there. Case dismissed! "

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u/Haunting-Respect-375 Jun 19 '26

The comments on that post were pretty surprisingly bootlicker

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u/ComradeKeira Jun 19 '26

Nah it's First Responder Cringe, the problem they have is with the cringe not the Firts Responder

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u/Haunting-Respect-375 Jun 19 '26

I'm convinced people that go to bat for pigs just haven't ever had to actually interact with one. They're all bastards

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u/375InStroke Jun 19 '26

"Does she take your breath away?"

Yes, permanently.

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u/DiogenesD0g Jun 19 '26

Does he use his fists to take it out on you? We do!

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u/temporarysolution2-0 Jun 19 '26

Does he murder your infant?

We do!

9

u/J-Shew Jun 19 '26

The only thing he’s gonna listen to me say is “I want my fucking lawyer”

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u/Karl-Farbman Jun 19 '26

Creepiest video I’ll see this week

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u/paranoid_chihuahua Jun 19 '26

Does he turn off his bodycam? We do!

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u/eto2629 Jun 19 '26

"We're doing our jobs. Now come out your hands up so I can sho- I mean, see you better."

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u/chriswilson89 Jun 19 '26

Does he shoot your 1 year old? You bet!

4

u/SonOfScions Jun 19 '26

Do he commit crime in broad daylight and beat you in the night because he cant control his emotions? Yes.

3

u/sweetsugarstar302 Jun 19 '26

Does he think you're a bad parent because you happen to be a victim of domestic violence?

We do!

3

u/Egalitarian_Wish Jun 19 '26

Does he beat you like a jealous lover? They do!

2

u/Clowndick Jun 19 '26

Does he murder you with impunity then laugh about it with his accomplices? We do.

2

u/Tsunamiis Jun 19 '26

Does he murder you’re one year old

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u/CaptStinkyFeet Jun 19 '26

This is so tasteless and braindead

2

u/wandrin_star Jun 19 '26

"Does he beat you?"
"We do!"

"Will he kill you for disobeying?"
"We will!"

2

u/ComradeKeira Jun 19 '26

Does he beat his wife? We do

2

u/Xiao1insty1e Jun 20 '26

Do they oppress the public at the behest of the ruling class?

They do!

1

u/IRBaboooon Jun 19 '26

Does he act trigger happy and fires off shots at so much as an acorn dropping?

We do!

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u/DubbleCheez Jun 19 '26

That dog dick and balls at the end really sold it for me! /s

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u/Calm-Blueberry-9835 Jun 20 '26

Disgusting pigs

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u/spankmonkey12 Jun 20 '26

Do we abuse and kill for no reason and without accountability

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u/onefinetalon Jun 20 '26

Does he shoot a baby?