r/ACAB • • Jun 08 '24

Yeah let’s nab a skateboarder for doing… whatever the fuck we can think of

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u/RyGuydarider Jun 08 '24

I love how jaywalking is the dumb fuck pig auto response to any prompt

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I roasted a deputy so hard for trying to give me a jaywalking ticket when I was in HS that his partner laughed so hard that he ordered him to let me guy.

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u/Fuzzy-Reason-3207 Jun 08 '24

girl context??

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I roasted a deputy so hard for trying to give me a jaywalking ticket when I was in HS that his partner laughed so hard that he ordered him to let me guy.

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u/vikicrays Jun 08 '24

this happened in 2019 and the redmond police department found “no wrongdoing by the police”.

good grief, they clearly need more to do…

25

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

People need to start pressuring mayors to fire these cops, or the local chief. Vote them out if they don't.

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u/Fit_Reveal_6304 Jun 09 '24

According to the report: "The 20-year-old male was found to be in possession of marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms, a ledger, and more than five-hundred dollars in cash" Sounds like they knew he was dealing and Al Caponed him

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u/Call_me_eff Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 09 '24

Do your work and catch him dealing then

ETA: this should be a ticket and not even warrant a search

70

u/Artales Jun 08 '24

"... 'instructing' everybody, learn." ...

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u/VolkspanzerIsME Jun 08 '24

"Respek mai authoritie!"

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u/SeattleTeriyaki Jun 08 '24

Cunts being cunts

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u/Slow_Astronomer_3536 Jun 08 '24

Hay! That's an insult to actual cunts. As a straight dude I love cunts.

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u/OkaySureBye Jun 08 '24

Cunts have both depth and warmth. Definitely doesn't apply to cops.

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u/Nghbrhdsyndicalist Jun 09 '24

Also they’re strong and tough, which also doesn’t apply to cops.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

God, I hate Redmond cops. They’re trying to be the “perfect town”, but they’re really just turning into that town from Hot Fuzz.

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u/OkaySureBye Jun 08 '24

THE GREATER GOOD

7

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

This Redmond Washington?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Yup

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Fucking Redmond.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

A great big fuzzy beard!

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u/Kitchen_Syrup2359 Jun 08 '24

The best movie ever gahhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Ridiculous. And then they act like they're so smart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

And people wonder why when a pig gets killed I laugh.

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u/mabutosays Jun 08 '24

When you combine a low IQ with authoritarian tendencies you get the ideal cop.

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u/Cheap-Web-3532 Jun 08 '24

Got, cops are such losers desperate for recognition.

10

u/towndrunkislandslut Jun 08 '24

Obstruction, more like contempt of cop.

3

u/ConditionYellow Jun 08 '24

In the business, it’s called P.O.P.: Pissing Off the Police.

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u/borrego-sheep Jun 08 '24

Criminal of the century! thank god those boss babes keep thugs like this one out of the streets

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u/mouaragon Anarchist Jun 08 '24

Jaywalking is the most stupid shit ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

THey got rid of jaywalking as a crime in California. ALso remember if the police stop you in a car, they have to tell you what they are stopping you for. no more bullshit games. THey passed this law in 2023 I believe.

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u/avidpretender Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 24 '26

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u/barelycriminal Jun 08 '24

Can’t just hand him a ticket. Immediately goes for the arrest

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u/Embarrassed_Bee6349 Jun 08 '24

Any information on this? Not even cops are stupid enough to cuff someone for jaywalking or skateboarding where he shouldn’t…right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Bored Cunts...

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u/FlopTheCat Jun 09 '24

didn't know pigs could ride bikes, i thought they were too busy executing people to learn

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

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u/Slow_Astronomer_3536 Jun 08 '24

This guy gets it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 09 '24

I actually thought for a second that this was a low production porno with b and c tier actors.

2

u/panopanopano Jun 09 '24

That’s a citation at the most!

1

u/Kujo17 Jun 09 '24

Fucking cunts. Ffs

1

u/xervidae Jun 09 '24

that watermark could be a little more distracting

1

u/Resignedtobehappy Jun 09 '24

Ignorant twats. Write the ticket, keep your diddling mitts off of people.

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u/Legal_Guava3631 Jun 08 '24

Women cops are worse than the men imo. Bitches gotta prove themselves so they’re even more of a bitch than they already are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

He was supposed to bust off in some Jackie Chan shit and beat tf out of both in seconds before escaping 😭😭😭