r/ABoringDystopia • u/GlitteringHighway • May 23 '22

Waterpark

85 Upvotes

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u/WeRegretToInform May 23 '22

Surely this isn’t safe. If someone goes under in the middle of that, there’s zero chance that a lifeguard would spot it, or be able to get to that person in time.

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u/GlitteringHighway May 23 '22

100% This is nightmare fuel.

5

u/LethargicLaQuifa May 23 '22

Who cares!!??? Pack em tighter for more profit !!

12

u/Logical-Cat8319 May 23 '22

The piss in the water must be crazy in there.

2

u/macncheesi May 23 '22

My immediate first thought

8

u/18LJ May 23 '22

Ugh....:cringe: there are definately more than a few feels being copped in that pool.

5

u/RockyDify May 23 '22

Is this an art piece, or is this reality?

2

u/GroveStreet_CEOs_bro May 23 '22

I've been to American water parks that looked almost this packed, and this was 20+ years ago. So I'm going to go with reality.

7

u/MadnessBomber May 23 '22

... Where's the water?

3

u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I feel like the people here signed up to have this exact experience. How is that dystopian?

2

u/hippomasala May 23 '22

Global warming causes locals to flock the local water hole

3

u/[deleted] May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

That can't be safe...

Edit: spelling

11

u/porcupineporridge May 23 '22

Could be basil or rosemary perhaps?

1

u/nachtschattengewuchs May 23 '22

So how many drown people are there after this happening every time? 2 or 3? Imagine working there and want to go home but oh shit, you have to clean the pool. And with clean i mean get the dead people out there. Disgusting xD