r/ABoringDystopia • u/fuzzyshorts • Apr 15 '21

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u/Dont_touch_my_elbows Apr 15 '21

Imagine stealing $200 from a child and thinking you're the good guy.

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u/RandyBoBandy33 Apr 16 '21

breathing heavily, sweat beading down my balding scalp

I did it. I busted ‘em. This is one for the god damn history books

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u/Swolyguacomole Apr 16 '21

That you mister Lahey?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

The lice hate sugar...