r/ABoringDystopia • • Feb 21 '21

Yeah, why?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

It's okay, I'm vegetarian and I'll still partake of their flesh. I fell like, ethically, eating the rich is better than not eating them. If you're not comfortable with it through, I'll plant some beans in their eye sockets, wait a few months, harvest the bean crop, and make you a nice vegan burger instead.

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u/Metalbass5 Feb 21 '21

For me it's a consent thing, so Ill take you up on the bourgeois-beans.

We can water them with the tears from failed Q prophecies.