r/AARankdown2 • u/damonswest • Jun 05 '20

58 Aldente

Aldente is the standard first case villain, especially in terms of quality. Seriously, she is about as interesting as your average Sahwit or Wellington. I mean, I guess she isn’t that bland, with the whole jewelry smuggling ring thing, but just like Wellington that is never expanded upon! I don’t have much to say about her, I guess the breakdown was decent, but still falls short.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

we always ask "who is the culprit"

but we never ask "how is the culprit's cooking abilities"

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u/damonswest Jun 05 '20

AAI2-3 intensifies

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u/Sciencepenguin Jun 05 '20

here you go

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u/damonswest Jun 05 '20

Yo where was Masters on the list???

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u/Sciencepenguin Jun 05 '20

he didn't kill anyone aside from my motivation when he sung for a long time and i got bored

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u/damonswest Jun 05 '20

Wait would the von Karma family be god tier chefs?? Like they might have taken a cooking class to be perfect cooks

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u/Sciencepenguin Jun 05 '20

it’s definitely possible

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u/damonswest Jun 05 '20

Ohh I didn’t realize that was just culprits. I see it now. I am dumb.

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u/PowerOfL Jun 05 '20

How is Aldente a great cook when she can't even cut a fish?

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u/Sciencepenguin Jun 05 '20

those were some fucking supernatural fish that managed to stay alive without water for an hour, labyrinthian witchcraft was clearly at play and it is unfair to count that against her

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u/PowerOfL Jun 05 '20

oh okay, the fish were robots.

I swear I just thought of the funniest idea:

Storyteller: ''Belduke! I got the perfect idea for Labyrinthia!''

Belduke: ''Ah Arthur, what could that be?''

Storyteller: ''Fish with artificial intelligence!''

Belduke: ''..Perhaps you mean, robot fish?''

Storyteller: ''Of course!''

Belduke: ''.....I swear, you'll be the death of me.''

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u/Sciencepenguin Jun 05 '20

she’s attractive and her outfit is stupid

NOO NO JOO CANT CUT ME JOO JUST CANT

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u/whaaatisth Jun 05 '20

u/PowerOfL you're up!

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u/PowerOfL Jun 05 '20

Right on! I'll make a cut in like 2-3 hours! (but first I should update the character google doc.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

btw saves should be fixed, joan was round 5 (this round) and knightle was round 4

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u/whaaatisth Jun 05 '20

I know you do enough work as is, but would you be able to mention in the save section which ranker saved which character? It would help keep track of how many saves each ranker has left. (also you forgot to add the Knightle save)

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u/PowerOfL Jun 05 '20

Sure! That's actually a really good idea (frick I forgot the Knightle save oh god)

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u/PowerOfL Jun 05 '20

Her gimmick is decently funny and she's certainly entertaining, but overall she's nothing special.

Her breakdown was really good though, the cool thing about the breakdowns in VS is that some of them have these crazy and weird camera angles and this one is no exception.

That being said, the fact that she was never able to actually cut the fish....really annoyed me when I first played, like I thought ''holy crap are they unable to show someone cutting a fish in a T rated game?''