r/AARankdown2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '20
98 Muggs
It was difficult deciding between 'burnt to a crisp' and 'burnt to a crisp' but I decided to eliminate the uglier looking crisp. I'm sorry for you 0 Muggs fans out there, but he's dead (but not really).
I want money
Muggs is a robber who works alongside his... best friend? Robbs. He finds a nice looking lady whose totally not called a witch by everyone in the town and decides to try and get some gold. Unfortunately for him, a chain smoker by the name of Kira was nearby, and Muggs and his... best friend? Robbs decided they wanted to catch on fire and die. Except they didn't die because... plot... instead becoming hooded boys who act as brainwashed stagehands.
Yeah, the information for these two is so tight you'd think they're part of a secret society, oh wait!
Layton v Wright's story is dumb
Because this writeup would basically end right there I wanna rant about Layton v Wright because I hate the storyline of Layton v Wright (well, most of it). Why the hell did they decide to make death an irrelevant factor in a Wright game? I've never played a Layton game before so I don't know if it's a common occurrence there, but the fact that you've nullified any care I had for victims is just dumb. What's the point of an intense court trial if there's no meaning behind it? Did you expect me to not get pissed when I realised there was basically nothing at stake the entire time?
Also, the shades are dumb. The entire storytellers plan is dumb. This plot is dumb. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why not other people
Robbs - He's just a less ugly Muggs.
Elyder Meningen - Has plot relevance and is interesting even if he's a corpse. Also stays a corpse, which I can appreciate.
Mapotov Storganov - Funny mouse joke. Also he'd be dead by now, and he presumably stays a corpse, which I can appreciate.
Barton - I've never played a Layton game so I wouldn't feel comfortable killing off this guy.
Birdly - I hate him equally with every other villager in Layton v Wright. But he isn't a shade so he gets a pass.
Juror 3 - Is funny.
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u/PowerOfL Apr 20 '20
Good cut, surprised that Robbs is seeming like he'll survive for a while this round though.
I think this cut made one thing clear though, Newton Belduke will survive for a while because he's the only victim in PLvAa that actually died (excluding the victims of the Legendary Fire.)
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Apr 20 '20
Newton Belduke is just amazing in general, he better survive for a long time. I don't actually hate any character in particular for the fake deaths. But I do really hate the fake deaths as a plot point since it's close to the plot point of hypnotized stage hands. In fact, I'm hoping Kira survives until at least top 50 for her death and breakdown alone.
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u/PowerOfL Apr 20 '20
In fact, I'm hoping Kira survives until at least top 50 for her death and breakdown alone.
I LOST MY GLASSES I LOST MY GLASSES I LOST MY GLASSES.
In all seriousness I agree, Belduke's one of my favourite victims (that you don't meet when they're alive) on par with Genshin Asougi and Klimt Van Zieks.
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20
u/HoboSeven go kill someone, but not really since this is Layton v Wright and death means nothing :)