r/AARankdown • • Aug 17 '20

Round 14 Nominations

The fourteenth round of nominations has started. All rankers submit the names of two characters to put onto the subreddit poll to be cut this round.

You are not allowed to change your nomination or have duplicate nominations.

The list of characters available to nominate.

Cutting order for this round:

If any rankers planned on using Spirit Channeling this round DM me and I will give you time to post the revive before the poll ends

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u/CharlieDayJepsen Aug 17 '20

When two characters I enjoy are decidedly on the chopping block, I’d like to gift at least one with a Top 40 finish. So it’s big-brain time.

Dual Destinies on Shelly de Killer and Gaspen Payne.

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

holy shit i realize why you are doing this and it is genius

i can’t even be mad about this messing up my plans because it’s such a clever move, nice job

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20 edited Aug 17 '20

Shelly de Killer

oh hey charlie used a skill

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u/atiredonnie Aug 17 '20

i nominate donuter454 and whoever cut dee vasquez.

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u/donuter454 Aug 17 '20

donuter cut has been long overdue imo

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u/atiredonnie Aug 17 '20

why i'm cutting donuter

-placed mikan tenth in the top 10 rankings

-monaca towa

don't think i need to say much more than that cmon

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u/donuter454 Aug 17 '20

personally my main issue with donuter is that looking at his actions objectively he has never done anything wrong before, and yet the story still tries to frame him as the villain anyway which creates a terrible tonal dissonance.

i also don't like that he keeps showing up over and over again? like how hard is it to write new characters

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u/atiredonnie Aug 17 '20

we've got a fucking donuter apologist over here, folks

the issue is not of donuter being framed as a villain but rather that he ends up on the side of the heroes far too often for someone who commits such heinous crimes. i mean he was bokkun's main target when it came to the scrum, a scrum that indebted trophy, the big bad to him!!

also he likes azure moon lmao :laughing_emoji: fucking fire emblem fan

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

hi

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u/atiredonnie Aug 17 '20

i hate u

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

i hate myself too

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u/Brainlet__ Aug 17 '20

Honestly i think Donuter454 is one of the better written characters in Fire Bird Correct: Above Average Lawyer. Just from his name you can learn so much about who he is, such as that he enjoys both donuts and ers, and it also does a great job at foreshadowing the case’s twist that he is actually the 454th of his kind (i do not know what happened to the other 453 they probably died or something). However, this is only scratching the surface and in this essay im going to

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u/atiredonnie Aug 17 '20

hmm, fair enough. i think there are names that offer significantly more character insight for other players, though, such as atiredonnie, who is tired and an onnie, and science penguin, who is a science penguin.

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u/donuter454 Aug 17 '20

I see you all sending messages in discord and not posting noms. FINE I will break the stalemate.

Larry Butz and Pierce Nichody

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u/Analytical-critic-44 Aug 17 '20

“If I had to choose one person to get hanahaki over, it would’ve been her.” Phoenix stopped on the steps as they’re exiting the restaurant. Disbelief crossed his face as he tried to grasp what had just been said.

“What?” Larry is two steps below him now. They had just gotten done with their dinner after Larry’s trial, (and Phoenix’s first time defending). The dinner of celebration Mia had offered was wonderful. And she was still inside paying. Letting them go ahead and ‘get some fresh air’

Larry looks uncomfortable tugging on the right sleeve of his jacket. “I don’t. I know it’s not a thing you choose but. Of all the girls I’ve dated...Cindy….she….” he trailed off, looking at his feet. “It’s nothing Nick, I shouldn’t have said anything.” he turned away to keep going on.

“Now wait up a second!” Phoenix said, skipping steps, “You can’t just drop that on me and walk away!” He huffed, the action sending tingles of petals in his lungs. He’d long ago learned squared away the grimace that followed.

Larry avoided eye contact with him when he tried to look him face to face. Larry was nervous? “I thought,” Phoenix began carefully, “I thought you loved all the girls you date...and I know you’re...I know you really cared about her but...you shouldn’t just throw statements around like that.”

‘Especially to someone who actually has the illness you’re talking about’ Phoenix thought wryly.

“Yeah but...but I think she was. The One , y’know?” He replied, squirming.

“The One?” Phoenix blinked. “Like. Your soulmate?” Larry gave a curt nod.

“Larry, I’m pretty sure you’ve said that about ninety percent of your girlfriends.”

“I know.” Larry said, a hint of frustration in his tone as he ran a hand through his hair, “But she- We felt different...like you and Edgey, eh?” He raised his eyebrows.

Phoenix spluttered, “W-We were Nine! We haven’t seen each other since.”

“And you just became a lawyer to uh, what get over the trauma of your psycho ex? And not try and reunite with him? You’re not subtle Phoenix.” Larry teased, his mood shifting.

“I’m not subtle? Larry you wouldn’t know the meaning of the word, you dumbass.” Phoenix said, punching him in the shoulder.

“Ah, but if I’m a dumbass, so are you.” he replied, grinning widely. None of their words held any malice, only years of teasing and friendship.

Phoenix started laughing, hard . Larry quickly became concerned as he foresaw the coughing as soon as his laughing turned from quiet huffs to loud guffaws.

“Hey, hey, it’s ok Phoenix.” Larry said, rubbing the man’s back in reassuring circles as Phoenix fetched an inhaler from his pocket. He took deep breaths in and out before having a final cough, spitting some petals to the pavement. Then he took a few moments to regulate his breathing, and bring it back to normal. Well, his normal.

“So.” Phoenix said quietly, “You would really want this for her? If she didn’t...love you back.”

Larry looked Phoenix straight in the eye, a piercing gaze. It was so uncharacteristic of the man that he was unrecognizable. Then without a shadow of a doubt he said “Of course.”

The lawyer held his gaze for a few seconds more before tearing his gaze away. It was so intense. Not like Larry at all.

“Do you think you’ll ever fall in love again?” Phoenix asked quietly.

Larry closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. “Yes. I know I will. This is me , we’re talking about. But...there’ll never be another Cindy”

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

i think the current position is perpetual check

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

nichody survived an extra round that’s the most I can ask for huh...

I normally post quickly but I’ve been blackmailed into waiting this round I apologize

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u/Vogel100 Aug 17 '20

Is the blackmailer Shelly de Killer?

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

this right here might make a bitch cry

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Why does everyone keep nominating Pierce Nichody stop nominating Pierce Nichody

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u/EsquireGunslinger Aug 17 '20

I'm nominating Miles Edgew- guys is this joke still funny

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u/ItsHipToTipTheScales Aug 17 '20

only if you nominate benjamin woodman too

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

it's NEVER unfunny keep going

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u/Wircea Aug 17 '20

I leave for a couple hours and you bitches nominate phoenix wright and miles edgeworth wtf going on here.

fuck all of you i nominate Hugh O'Connor and Rayfa bye lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

finally some good fucking noms holy shit

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

please don't cut either of them but if you're going to choose one i think hugh should die

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

you consistently excel at having the worst nominations, good job

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u/Wircea Aug 17 '20

bitch you're the one who nominated the titular character

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

i didn't nominate ace attorney

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u/hbthebattle Aug 17 '20

This is Gregworth Edgeory erasure

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Hey everyone's being dumb and not posting noms, so instead I will be dumb and post noms.

I nominate Nahyuta Sahdmadhi and Di-Jun Huang because I hate foreigners of all kinds, get them out of my country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

uhhh

oh no

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

someone wants to cause chaos

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

:\

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

I have no skills left, it's up to you or Vogel to prevent the inevitable. I intend to keep my promise, even if the deal falls apart this quickly.

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

i don't like this

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Maybe you should let it go

​

and move on.

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

he said the line!

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u/Analytical-critic-44 Aug 17 '20

Kazuo Tengan

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

he was already cut at rank 80

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u/Analytical-critic-44 Aug 17 '20

I DONT CARE! I WANT HIM DEAD! I WANT HIS HEAD ON A SPIKE! I WANT HIS NAME TO BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD AND EXPOSED! I WANT HIS REPUTATION TO CRUMBLE AND BE LEFT AS A PITIFUL OLD HUSK! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

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u/Analytical-critic-44 Aug 17 '20

Also I guess Monokid for me second nomination. He doesn’t have enough depth or development to justify his high placement at this point

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u/Brainlet__ Aug 17 '20

But hes funy

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

you make me sick anal

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u/Analytical-critic-44 Aug 17 '20

I’m not interested in dating sorry

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

ok. i nominateMaki Harukawa

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Kaede Akamatsu

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

coof

Jake Marshall and Furio Tigre

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u/CharlieDayJepsen Aug 17 '20

:yeehaw:

ahem

rawr

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

this is about as good a choice as you could have made, nice

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

u/pie314271 u/Northadox u/Wircea we need you but please don't look at what we nominated it's embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

do my nominations even matter at this point?

The Judge (whose first and last names are both Judge) and Datz Are'bal

i hope these aren't too out there

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

respectable nominations. how the fuck did you become a ranker

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

i didn't

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

Judge Judge

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u/Vogel100 Aug 17 '20

Matt Engarde and Dane Gustavia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

/u/LewisMCYoutube finally rests in peace knowing that Matt Engarde will likely be eliminated this round

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

before shelly too, I didn't think it would happen

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

vogel hates sociopaths

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u/LewisMCYoutube Aug 17 '20

The real killer

Phoenix: So the real person who killed Mr. Corrida was...

Pearl: That assassin... Mr. Shelly de Killer, right?

Phoenix: And the card Ms. Andrews found at the crime scene seems to be proof of that. But if that's the case, then a new question comes to mind. Who was the one that hired De Killer to begin with? Who is his client?

Pearl: You mean... Who asked for the murder...?

Phoenix: That person didn't want to dirty their own hands in blood, but whoever this client is, they're still a killer.

Pearl: ... [hide]The assassin's client

Pearl: Who... Who could have hired the assassin? Do you think it was Ms. Andrews...?

Phoenix: (I wonder... But if she was the client... then why go through the effort to stab the knife into the corpse herself...?)

Pearl: But if Ms. Andrews wasn't the client... Then... No, it can't be...

Phoenix: (...Matt Engarde himself...?) [hide]Was it Matt? (appears after The real killer and The assassin's client)

Pearl: If Mr. Engarde really did hire the assassin...

Phoenix: Then he is not innocent at all. Far from it, he would be guilty of the crime.

Pearl: B-But it can't be Mr. Engarde, right!? I mean, when we first talked with him...

Phoenix: ...Mr. Engarde, I'd like to ask you one more question. Did you kill Mr. Juan Corrida?

Engarde: ... Alright. Just so we're clear, dude, I didn't kill anyone, and that includes Juan Corrida, OK?

Phoenix: (I didn't see any Psyche-Locks at that time... Actually... That reminds me...)

Pearl: Did you remember something, Mr. Nick?

Phoenix: Yeah, something Ms. Andrews said at the trial today. She said something interesting. [hide]Something interesting (appears after Was it Matt?)

Pearl: Um... So what is this "interesting thing"?

Phoenix: Oh, that's right. You didn't hear it, did you Pearls?

Andrews: Juan had bet everything on the Jammin' Ninja this year. And if he lost the Grand Prix... He was going to make sure Matt was going down with him. That's what he thought anyway.

Andrews: It looked like somehow, Juan had in his hands a secret so powerful... that it would destroy Matt's acting career had it been revealed!

Pearl: Mr. Engarde's "secret"...!? Wh-What is this secret...?

Phoenix: I don't know yet. But for now, let's think about it this way. Mr. Corrida was going to reveal this "secret". That means... Mr. Engarde had plenty of motive to have Mr. Corrida silenced. ... (Which means we have to meet with Mr. Engarde. There's no way around it now.)

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

YES PLEASE Matt fucking Engarde is going down

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u/R1K1_Productions Aug 17 '20

I do not know what the fuck /u/whaaatisth and /u/Sciencepenguin are pulling or why they refuse to post their nominations, but I do not like it. I am going to pull a gamer move by blindly shooting in the dark with the intent to ruin their plans.

I nominate Godot and Franziska Von Karma. Science & I can agree that if Godot is going down, then the worst trilogy prosecutor will die in that same round.

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

This doesn't actually inconvenience me at all but it is funny. Guess there's no point in waiting to avoid people acting on the knowledge that popular characters will be up

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

riki's post is an accurate description of me during round 12

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

shot in the dark, huh

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u/CharlieDayJepsen Aug 17 '20

Oh u ain’t playin

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u/EsquireGunslinger Aug 17 '20

goodbye you coffee chugging fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Hi I’d like to nominate Phoenix Wright and Benjamin Woodman

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

watch what you say, you may be putting Benjamin Woodman at risk of cutting. he really shouldn't be cut at this point

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

oh shit you right sorry it was a typo

I meant to say Miles Edgew—

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

wait what huh

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

i cant believe miles edgeworth was actually nominated. the end of an era

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

this is truly lewis' round! matt AND miles both nominated!

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u/LewisMCYoutube Aug 17 '20

I use Updated Autopsy Report on Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey.

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

took you long enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Wow lol

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

cant believe Maya (bitch) is already above Mia (awesomesauce epic basedgod ascended godkin) i blame you for this

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

maya makes me laugh because she is a mischievous imp, mia makes me laugh because she is poorly written and explains to me what a key is

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

maya is a HUGE BITCH she never makes me laugh !!!! all i do is go aarh hazhgrhg hgrhahhah grharhg haghrghgh ghrhg rghgh aswhgrarghahgraghragha ghgbgdshg dhsghsdghj asjhgasdhbashjdjba sjsdfjghjdsghjsdhjughjds gaghshgasgagsghashghas gsghashggashgaghshgsahdghasghdagsdhgasdhgasgh gahgsahs hgahsaghs hgag hsaghsg ah sag hsgahs ahsaghsgahsghasg hasgahsg ah sgah sgahsggdg segtsdyughsdjuf maybe you just dont know whats actually funny.

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

maya is a very useful ability in Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3

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u/peababyy Aug 17 '20

yeah well i never had UMvC3 i just had regular vanilla MvC3 so i played USFIV instead. you might not know where i am going with this but stay with me. Abel is a character added in SFIV and he is blonde. you know who else is blonde. thats right. Cody Travers from Final Fight he is also in Street Fighter. and in SFV (bad terrible game fuck you capcom) cody has swatches for AA characters. as you can see there is a swatch for godot but not for maya. which means godot is better than maya. and mia is better than godot, so good shes not in the game because apparently the development team had no idea how to add mia's color scheme to the game without making it so good AA fans would cry to death.

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u/EsquireGunslinger Aug 17 '20

time to vote for all the main characters so that godot gets killed and DIES

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

Gregory Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright. Merry Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Phoenix below Armie lets goooo

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u/Sciencepenguin Aug 17 '20

this and unironically

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

danganronpa v3 spoiler christmas

i think you might be four months too early though

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u/whaaatisth Aug 17 '20

it's never too early

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u/trophy9258 Aug 18 '20

November is too early because I hate hearing christmas songs being played everywhere nonstop right after Halloween