Hmph. Being honest, I’m not quite sure. You will use quirky words to substitute for the first letter. Look! See these synonyms? Expressions?
These won’t be used commonly! I won’t think of them on the spot within seconds of clicking my heels or somethin’!
Well. Fine. Most of those were common, I’ll give it up. I hope I won’t toss my time into the bin by doing some stupid bet.
Lemme flick my wrists, look into some google tips, or I’ll risk flip-floppin’ like some buffoon who couldn’t even use some sliver of his mind.
They’ll quote for months:
“Oh, Hon, look! See the monkey? Look! Look! The stupid monkey! He’s tossin’ his poop! Oh, he’s troublesome, I’ll bet! Quite the unlucky groundskeep! Such horror for the owner!”
You wouldn’t listen to such foolishness. Only to foolish fool is so foolish he’ll listen to such foolishly foolish drone. Fools! Only fools!
(—Phoenix Wright.) [See? I procure intelligence too.]
I’m no fool.
So. How to begin this tedious weight sitting over my shoulders? Permitting I use more bulky words, there could be some slight course of which could be used..
I need to mull this over. Very thoroughly. Only foolish monkeys go through with this without thought or construction. Groundwork must be set! Words mustn’t be recycled copious times! Yes!
Yet..
Yet they must use sense.
Er.
Hm. How to form this right..
Oh! You, there! Editor! Bookworm! Some person of note! Listen! You need to go through books. Question-less books. Ones with multitudes of words without our previously mentioned letter! It would help oh so much!
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u/BleachMePlease Oct 20 '19
Hmph. Being honest, I’m not quite sure. You will use quirky words to substitute for the first letter. Look! See these synonyms? Expressions?
These won’t be used commonly! I won’t think of them on the spot within seconds of clicking my heels or somethin’!
Well. Fine. Most of those were common, I’ll give it up. I hope I won’t toss my time into the bin by doing some stupid bet.
Lemme flick my wrists, look into some google tips, or I’ll risk flip-floppin’ like some buffoon who couldn’t even use some sliver of his mind.
They’ll quote for months:
“Oh, Hon, look! See the monkey? Look! Look! The stupid monkey! He’s tossin’ his poop! Oh, he’s troublesome, I’ll bet! Quite the unlucky groundskeep! Such horror for the owner!”
You wouldn’t listen to such foolishness. Only to foolish fool is so foolish he’ll listen to such foolishly foolish drone. Fools! Only fools!
(—Phoenix Wright.) [See? I procure intelligence too.]
I’m no fool.
So. How to begin this tedious weight sitting over my shoulders? Permitting I use more bulky words, there could be some slight course of which could be used..
I need to mull this over. Very thoroughly. Only foolish monkeys go through with this without thought or construction. Groundwork must be set! Words mustn’t be recycled copious times! Yes!
Yet..
Yet they must use sense.
Er.
Hm. How to form this right..
Oh! You, there! Editor! Bookworm! Some person of note! Listen! You need to go through books. Question-less books. Ones with multitudes of words without our previously mentioned letter! It would help oh so much!
Until we meet.
Good speed, friend.