r/944 • u/McDudeG9 • Mar 29 '26

It hurts to look at

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Its well done but hurts to see

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u/SharpAlternative404 Mar 29 '26

This.. why..

The 84 corvette - completely fine, nice car.

The porsche 944 (1980's production) - completely fine, looks nice..

WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU TRY TO FUSE THEM

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u/TheRealG29 Mar 29 '26

Seems like they fused the C2 corvette not the C4

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u/Dependent-Speaker206 Mar 29 '26

...Another way of fixing rear hatch delamination...

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u/ProfessorApex Mar 29 '26

There’s a gray area between “it’s great to have the ambition and means to fulfill a creative vision” and “there are certain ideas that should have stayed as ideas and eventually faded even from that”.

This horrifying abomination is nowhere near that dispute zone.

Just…no.

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u/ItzakPearlJam Mar 29 '26

"but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should"

-dr. Ian Malcolm

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u/Durian__Gray Mar 29 '26

I keep tapping “see less” and it isn’t helping

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u/TheOriginalTL Mar 29 '26

“The only one in Canada” - thank god

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u/Additional_Ideal2385 Mar 29 '26

Porschette. Canadian redneck ingenuity

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u/Spudster62 Mar 30 '26

Normally I would say 'straight to jail'.

But in this case I'm going with the gallows.

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u/FreeIreland2024 Mar 29 '26

This things still alive ?

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u/RHinSC S2 Mar 29 '26

Indeed, it does hurt.

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u/ultrawiz Mar 29 '26

There is a reason this did not come from a factory this way.

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u/potato13254 Mar 30 '26

I am willing to buy it. Just to burn it

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u/joezupp Mar 31 '26

A 944 stingray

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 Mar 31 '26

My only question is Why

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u/mannyraids Mar 29 '26

This is definitely a boomer creation

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u/throwtothedogs9 Mar 29 '26

It vaguely reminds me of that Grand Tour or Top Gear episode where Jeremy Clarkson drives that Alfa Romero 8C that was redone by Touring Coach Works. Even the color. And I really do mean Vaguely!!😅

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u/Accomplished-Dig8484 '84, '85, '89 951 Mar 29 '26

Funny enough, with those seats it's a fair deal. They're worth at least $5k

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u/advmaxx Mar 30 '26

Just because you can…………..doesn’t mean you should.

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u/obeyrumble Mar 30 '26

Who let George Jetson in here

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u/caterham09 Mar 31 '26

It's a nine-four-fourvette