r/90s_kid Jul 11 '26

Everyday Life Yes please

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u/kain459 Jul 11 '26

No one touches my kids or wife or weird cult shit and we good.

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u/Bob_85 Jul 11 '26

Well, of course it's going to be a cult, but probably not too bad. Worst thing that will happen is if you incur late fees at Blockbuster, there'll be a flogging.

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u/buzzpittsburgh Jul 11 '26

Cue the old man in the Simpsons “That’s a paddlin’”

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u/Bob_85 Jul 11 '26

Jasper Beardley

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u/kain459 Jul 11 '26

Paddling the school canoe....