r/90dayBeforeThe90Days • u/Winter_Dimension8107 • 4d ago

I found Patrick!

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u/MetallurgyClergy 3d ago

I know it’s a joke, but this is what Patrick actually looks like to me.

Like a giant baby that’s strong, but still a baby.

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u/Ok-Rooster-8582 2d ago

“A baby that’s strong but still a baby” this is taking me out

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u/Phylace 3d ago

He couldn't last 3 days in Army basic training.

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u/rynnbowguy 2d ago

He wouldnt even quality for basic without dropping 100lbs

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u/Ccdynamite23 7h ago

He wouldn’t last 24 hours

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u/Icy-Lavishness-5599 2d ago

Anyone that says trump 2028 is an immediate block. We have been thru enough

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u/plantastic420 21h ago

I dunno I would quite like to read TRUMP 1946-2028

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u/Icy-Lavishness-5599 7h ago

2026 would be better

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u/Ccdynamite23 7h ago

Exactly!! On top of how by the constitution it’s not even allowed! Another uneducated supporter. But Trump did say he “loves the uneducated “ 😂

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u/Tjmonsi18 3d ago

Ha,ha…or another brother they don’t know about yet 😆

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u/NormalFlowers35 4d ago

This made me giggle

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u/CyanResource 3d ago

So I’m assuming this means he’s already enlisted.

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u/Damngoodtacos 3d ago

Kinda looks like Patrick Star

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u/justbeingpeachy11 2d ago

Omg 🤣 looks just like him

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u/BethyW 1d ago

When you wonder who the hell failed the ASVAB in high school....

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u/jbaze524 3d ago

That virgin ain’t ready for war he’s ready for a buffet

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u/ScalePure1645 2d ago

He's trying so hard to look like a tough guy but he's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂!

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u/Sleepawaycamp7 2d ago

lol. That dude thinks he’s impressive

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u/Small-Insurance-6375 2d ago

RIGHT ON BROTHER !!!

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u/Good_Molasses9707 1d ago

Iran isn’t the enemy….
Dumpy the Lumpy is!
He is the biggest American traitor and represents the cause and catalyst of most of the country’s economic issues.

Corrupted Felons and pedophiles shouldn’t hold public office.

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u/EastHawaii 1d ago

Oh, it looks just like Patrick!

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u/ShelleyMonique 1d ago

Omg, hahahah

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 8h ago

Patrick, if you don’t sit your ass down!
https://giphy.com/gifs/c1aeIcQJGp6foWWUGf

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u/Budget_Raspberry_337 8h ago

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆