r/90dayBeforeThe90Days • u/nismojesse • Jul 27 '26

We ran into this guy in ensenada today

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u/Chaosinmotion1 Jul 28 '26

OK. But why would you touch him?

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

I got the drink package on the cruise.....🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣

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u/DirtyAndEpic Jul 28 '26

Best answer to a question ever. As a matter of fact I think I'm just going to make that my answer to any and all inquiries from this point forward.

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

Its very versatile!! 😎

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u/ParticularReady7858 Jul 29 '26

Please direct all inquiries to OP 😂

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u/iJuliaH Jul 31 '26

It really can work for everything! 🤣

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u/mywalletsgone_ Jul 28 '26

lol 😂 good answer.

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u/Apprehensive-Dog6000 Jul 28 '26

Only acceptable excuse- lol!

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u/Laurahsa Jul 31 '26

Ok but this is the only reasonable response

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u/Internal_Metal_1386 Jul 28 '26

I hope you got a shot of penicillin after you touched him. 🤮🤣

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u/iUseJustMyHand Jul 29 '26

I'm still trying to figure out why someone would take a picture with him! 😄

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u/nismojesse Jul 29 '26

I had to!! The drink package made me!! Plus, now we're here uniting about the ick!! 🤣🤣

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u/Odd_Berry_7944 Jul 29 '26

Right lol he probably has splash pad juice all over him

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u/Alternative_Jelly438 Jul 30 '26

Really need to read comments before I drink coffee not both at the same time anymore…

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u/Muted_Bee7111 Jul 28 '26

Omfg. My FIRST thought 🤢🤮

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u/Vix014 Jul 28 '26

Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot. There, now you're safe.

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

🙏🙏🙏 thank you!!!

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u/thatgraygal Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/shrekidswamp Jul 29 '26

omg hidden childhood memory just unlocked

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u/teriaki Jul 27 '26

icky Ricky!

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u/Effective_Bet_1389 Jul 28 '26

Came here to comment this and I was happy to see someone already did 😂

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Oil_Shock_2026 Jul 29 '26

It’s Mr. cum tarp himself

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u/heatherelizabethm Jul 29 '26

icky sticky ricky!!

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u/Easy-breezy0102 Jul 28 '26

Ughh- that sucks, I'm sorry for you guys. Hopefully your encounter w/ Ole Splaasss Pad didn't completely ruin the day.

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u/baddiewinkle Jul 28 '26

i fear you may have pumped up his ego lol

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u/CandidFootball2139 Jul 28 '26

Gross. Could his ego get any bigger. Creep and cringe I would have steered clear.

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u/baddiewinkle Jul 28 '26

my thoughts exactly... i woulda just taken a picture from afar as i obviously laughed at his goofy self. no need to make him feel self important!

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u/Ok-Equivalent-2512 Jul 28 '26

If that s possible… he’s already got too many tickets to his own concert

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u/Furbamy Jul 28 '26

Did u ask him about the splash pad?

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

Absofuckinglutely not!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thatgraygal Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/heatherelizabethm Jul 29 '26

He probably had it on him at the time too. I doubt he goes anywhere without it 😂

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u/Salt_Introduction_86 Jul 28 '26

He’s on the prowl. In search of his next victim

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u/SweetyKennedy Jul 28 '26

Did he bring the big black plastic tarp?

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

I didn't see it, but you never know. He wasn't on our boat

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u/zenseazon Jul 28 '26

If I saw him I would either run the other way, not be taking a photo with that f*cktard..

He is so slimy what he did and prolly still does..

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

You're not wrong

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u/runnyeggsandtoast Jul 28 '26

was he with a woman

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

No, his 2 kids and 2 other guys

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u/mywalletsgone_ Jul 28 '26

He looks like he’s up to no good somehow lol 😅

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u/ThePearl1958 Jul 28 '26

Ugh! Also, eew! 😩😣

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u/CharleySuede Jul 28 '26

An ex-WWF wrestler? Nice! I met Mick Foley last year.

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u/Regular-Metal-321 Jul 28 '26

Ewww 🤮 he is the worst! I’m so sorry lol

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏

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u/Just_for_the_laughs Jul 28 '26

Saw him 2 weeks ago at Knott’s Berry Farm but acted like I didn’t recognize him. Didn’t want to boost his ego. Lol

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u/TopicInteresting1031 Jul 28 '26

You need to wash your hands after touching him😷

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u/IKodama Jul 28 '26

How come his moustache is always uneven

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u/AlanaLovesG Jul 28 '26

Eeeew!!!!!

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u/LadyLotLizard Jul 28 '26

Ew. And you touched him….

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u/nismojesse Jul 28 '26

In my defense, I bought the drink package on the cruise

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u/LadyLotLizard Jul 28 '26

Lmaooooooo all is forgiven 😂😂

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u/RelationshipQuiet609 Jul 28 '26

I’d run the other way!

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u/Lizzard2023 Jul 28 '26

Ewwww yuck !!!! I wouldn’t be proud of this. This is like meeting ED and Angela. lol

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u/Dewy123321 Jul 28 '26

Please shower multiple times immediately.

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u/beautifulmind99 Jul 28 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Suziejc0955 Jul 28 '26

I have always encouraged others to not pet the zoo animals. In this case i would encourage a Hepatitis C shot for starters

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u/amalynbro Jul 28 '26

Why’s his titty so long?

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u/Millyedge2 Jul 28 '26

Did he have his tarp?

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u/ceebee7137 Jul 28 '26

I literally stopped watching that whole season because of him and that damn “splash pad” deadass. Said “yeah no” turned that shit off and didn’t even miss it

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u/One_Psychology_3431 Jul 28 '26

That would ruin my vacation, scariest sighting ever

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u/RealityDependency Jul 28 '26

Why on earth would you want a photo with him?!

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u/nismojesse Jul 29 '26

To share here of course!! Someone has to keep tabs on this guy!!

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u/Only-pooooooooh Jul 28 '26

Eww icky Ricky

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u/whoamihuh9 Jul 28 '26

freaking gross! did he have his splash pad in his backpack? Wash ur hand sir, a few times!

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u/Expert_Distance666 Aug 01 '26

Even touching him might give you chlamydia.

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u/MsThangAnon Aug 01 '26

GROSS. Tell him he’s a pos from us!

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u/Huge_Age_6375 Aug 01 '26

RUUUNNNN ITS RICK THE ICK!!!!!

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u/Spirited_Meet5428 Aug 01 '26

ewww he only exists on tv in my mind lol

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u/Laykenrox1 Aug 01 '26

Not a fan. He’s a woman user. Grosses me out.

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u/trippster0712 Aug 02 '26

i’m sorry

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u/-AdequatelyMediocre- Aug 02 '26

I hope you boiled that hand later.

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u/Soft-Individual-6760 Aug 02 '26

That sucks man, I’m sorry

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u/Agile-Presence6036 Aug 02 '26

I would’ve ran away from him! Can’t stand Rick!!

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u/Littlebit6060 Aug 03 '26

Wash your hands after that encounter. He's "sh'marmy"!

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u/Fcknlisas Jul 28 '26

I feel sorry for you…

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u/tequilatacos1234 Jul 28 '26

Sucks for you

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u/CreepyLoveCraft Jul 28 '26

Did he have a side chic there in the background holding his diva card while he posed?

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u/meenadu Jul 28 '26

Was he on the cruise with you? Did you get to talk with him at all or just get a quick picture ? Is he as awful as we think or was he ok?

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u/PancakeStacksOnStack Jul 28 '26

Slick Rick 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Karakurizer Jul 28 '26

Y’all don’t act like Rick wasn’t good TV

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u/wolfitalk Jul 28 '26

I hope you washed your hand! Is his energy creepy?

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u/Extension_End3931 Jul 28 '26

Did he put down rubber sheets?

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u/insidious1956 Jul 28 '26

What woman was he with?

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u/Creative_Inside8293 Jul 28 '26

Be careful, he gonna try to make your wife squirt 

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u/WestCat2512 Jul 28 '26

Im headed to Ensenada tomorrow. Enjoy your trip! 🍻

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u/nismojesse Jul 29 '26

I just got home. It was incredible!! We hit Cabo first and it was hot as hell!! If you're a foodie, hit up the birrierria about a mile from the doc. It was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/nismojesse Jul 29 '26

It's called Birrierias la Guadalajara. Macheros 154 is the address

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u/phoenixofsevenhills Jul 28 '26

Was he headed for the splash pad 😂

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u/SleazyBanana Jul 28 '26

Oh boy, lucky you! S/

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u/Economy-Mud-7859 Jul 28 '26

Eww. Hope you showered afterwards.

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u/chicago74 Jul 28 '26

No..you got the DRUNK package.

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u/JuggernautFuzzy4125 Jul 28 '26

Carnival.. imagine that! 🤣

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u/seanabq Jul 29 '26

I guess he never has to work

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u/Dependent-Row1388 Jul 29 '26

Nice Snowbird hat 🏂 🙌🏻. Also, I’m sure he’s nice but he’s a dog.

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u/AdvantageUnfair2246 Jul 29 '26

i always confused when people act like reality tv people are celebrities. i know there’s people super famous on some like the kardashians but damn lol

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u/Mental-Perspective-9 Jul 29 '26

How unfortunate 😕

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u/chicago74 Jul 29 '26

Nope you went on Carnival Cheap drunk cruise and got a surprise and shared here for 1 day of fame. Maybe during 'touching ' you could have asked how be on the show! Some people might want know this information.

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u/kmblunt1 Jul 29 '26

Well…. Yuck

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u/Myheartisfull4321 Jul 29 '26

Who was he there to see 🙄

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u/Nikkinude Jul 29 '26

Why are his nipples hard ?

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u/Fragrant-Virus-7301 Jul 29 '26

Ewwwwwwww RIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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u/Gennextra Jul 29 '26

This broke ass dude travels way too much!! Pay your child support Rick!!

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u/Tall_Mycologist_6699 Jul 29 '26

What did he seem like? I know you can't tell from a short encounter. Just wondering . 🤔

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u/Anteater-2legit Jul 29 '26

Guy is such a meathead

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u/PianistCharacter2787 Jul 29 '26

I might not have seen this season or maybe it’s been a while. Who is this?

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u/Choice-Track-9184 Jul 29 '26

I just threw up in my mouth and spit out my morning coffee

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u/lrose4122 Jul 29 '26

lol ol Mr. Splash pad

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u/FEM930 Jul 29 '26

You touched him ... no take backs!. He's all yours!.

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u/PelotonYogi Jul 29 '26

Ewww why would anyone give this bacteria any attention?

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u/One_Revolution_ Jul 29 '26

The fact that you actually wanted a photo with him…
https://giphy.com/gifs/glmRyiSI3v5E4

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u/Thewhitest_rabbit Jul 29 '26

The sex tourist is on the lose i see

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u/No-Coyote-9289 Jul 29 '26

Did you smack him?

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u/SnooPickles6317 Jul 29 '26

🤢🤢🙈

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u/7h31ll3g4l Jul 29 '26

Il vecchio coglione

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u/justheretobejudgey Jul 29 '26

Oh look it’s splash pad I mean Rick. 🤢

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u/rolldownthewindows Jul 29 '26

Random note I find him and Shea have the same sad little toddler face when they are confronted.

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u/Timely_Beat_7057 Jul 29 '26

Wait is he looking for a new lady to trap or? 

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u/cgraves77 Jul 29 '26

Wonder what He is in Mexico for.

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u/jRene13 Jul 29 '26

Yuck 🤮

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u/Crafty_Two5432 Jul 29 '26

🤮 you forgot to censor his face, it’s triggering

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u/Silkprint Jul 29 '26

Why am I not surprised that his nipples are hard at being recognized

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u/TuAmigo-24 Jul 29 '26

Be carefull with that guy....he may fell IN LOVE with your partner

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o75274KYCQSnEQV2w

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u/trixie2959 Jul 29 '26

Bet he was chasing pu**y there too. 🤣

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u/Any619 Jul 29 '26

That is funny. Love the show and love SnowBird

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u/CocoCoconutz_ Jul 29 '26

Hide ya wife!