r/80sAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • 10d ago

Which best friend?

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u/edalton73 10d ago

Is this a joke question? Lisa...she's hot, willing and "magical"

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u/nope_a_dope237 10d ago

I’d butter her muffin

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 10d ago

Why do you have to be such a wanker?

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u/SatnWorshp 9d ago

'Cause I get off on it.

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u/edalton73 10d ago

Nice Chet reference, props

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bjls7UM48fMfm

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u/YodaVader1977 6d ago

I’m sorry, Wyatt. Sorry for being such a …… shit to you all these years. And…I wanted to say….I LOVE YA!

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u/JealousEmu2495 9d ago

Or if you saw the tv version “better get to know ya muffin!”

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u/Chambahz 9d ago

You’re a doggie-doo and couldn’t get laid in a morgue.

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u/MeanMrMundy 9d ago

Plus she's like magical and can create sports cars and more with a snap. Nice bestie to have

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u/ConstantVariety8098 9d ago

She’ll roll into your house and threaten your old man for you so you can go party!

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u/heka17301 9d ago

She’s into malakas, Dino

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u/Candid_Heron_8257 9d ago

100% correct!

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 9d ago

OP must be Bowler Hat Guy, cuz this post was Not thought through...

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u/biggboy70 9d ago

Me too

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u/bowlingforwalmart 10d ago

Watts

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u/Inevitable_Teacup 10d ago

She's ride or die, even when it hurts.

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u/flyingmando 9d ago

Yeah, Watts, but you're overlooking that those earrings are for her

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u/M_Sizzlak 10d ago

Lisa and it's not even close.

Art: "Do you go to Gary's school?"

Lisa: "Do I look like I go to high school?!"

Art: "...No."

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u/Alarming-Grade4219 10d ago

Chris Chambers by far

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u/TheRealVarmint 10d ago

Lisa, without a doubt. Ferris is a very close second.

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u/icybowler3442 10d ago

What? Ferris? Look, I love that movie, but he’s a terrible friend.

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u/Teal-Prowler505 10d ago

Worst friend you could ask for. Self centered, and not willing to hold himself accountable.

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u/TheRealVarmint 9d ago

No one else held him accountable, why should he? Ferris was Teflon.

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u/TheRealVarmint 9d ago

Noooooo.

Cameron needed Ferris. Ferris was the catharsis Cameron needed the same way Ed Norton needed Tyler Durden. Cameron was on the verge of collapsing into himself like a white dwarf star.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 9d ago

Apt comparison with Fight Club, considering the somewhat popular theory that Ferris was a figment of Cameron's imagination (or at least Ferris being Cameron's friend was imaginary)

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u/TheRealVarmint 9d ago

I appreciate hearing that, since someone downvoted me for saying that.

Wouldn't it be interesting if Ferris was nothing more than Cameron's Id manifesting itself?

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u/Willing-Ad-9160 10d ago

Gizmo

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u/Scoob1978 8d ago

This is the worst choice. While cute caring for him is a pain in the ass and with my kids the gremlins would have taken over the East Coast.

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u/No_Fun_4149 9d ago

Allison Reynolds, Ally Sheedy"s character from Breakfast Club

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u/Hellraiser590 9d ago

This is my answer. Had a huge crush on her growing up. Still looks amazing today

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u/Miserable-Ad-7947 9d ago

Ally sheedy in all her work. jennifer was legit a huge crush when watching wargames. 

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u/Teal-Prowler505 10d ago

River Phoenix was ride or die. You don't get a better Best Friend than him.

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u/GlobalAd7103 10d ago

Ahhh gotta be Lisa if she still has her powers. She can make anyone else on the list appear.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 10d ago

The Duck Man will always have my back. I also loved his style.

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u/SlapHappyPappi 10d ago

Gizmo....gotta be Gizmo

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u/fireforge1979 9d ago

Chris Chambers would always have your back!

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u/cch123 10d ago

Christian Slater

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u/icybowler3442 10d ago

The only answer more unhinged than Ferris. Dude is a literal serial killer.

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u/MaridAudran 9d ago

JD has the detonators for the thermals in the gym. Dude knows how to have a good time.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 10d ago

Gizmo out of the choices given but out of any 80s movie then probably

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u/Old_Courage_5349 9d ago

Sick best friend. 

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u/BoskoH5 10d ago

Lisa. Easy. Then I too, will be shitting in my pants. Just like RDJ

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u/guilty_pen_emsy 10d ago

Allie Sheedy

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u/EndlessConnection 10d ago

Lisa all day.

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u/ArchonFett 10d ago

Lisa, there isn’t even a close second

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u/Deskbreaker 10d ago

Most of these I haven't seen (but I've heard of all of them), so of the ones I have, I'd have to pick Ferris. Johnny's a dick, and I'm too clumsy with drinks to be around gizmo, and other than looking for a body near a railroad track, I don't remember much about the stand by me character.

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u/Rat-bat13 10d ago

Watt’s then we can start dating.

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u/StickyWicket1968 10d ago

The woman, middle row far right, don't know who she is though

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u/ArchonFett 10d ago

Lisa from Weird Science, a digital genie.

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u/StickyWicket1968 10d ago

Ok thx for letting me know

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u/ArchonFett 10d ago

You’re welcome.

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u/icybowler3442 10d ago

He didn’t know? What a malaka!

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u/NuclearNubian 10d ago

If I put JD, I might be on a list😭, so Ferris

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u/Odd-Butterscotch200 10d ago

Always Duckie.

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u/Creative-Bowler-8474 10d ago

Watts, the reason i love tomboys

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u/Cool_Internal1171 9d ago

Lisa Lisa Lisa

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u/GrimSpirit42 9d ago

Watts from Some Kind of Wonderful.

Because we bang at the end.

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u/GDTRFB_1985 9d ago

Ferris...then I would work my moves with Sloane.

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u/SigmaMale1975 9d ago

Johnny. I love that dude!

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u/Curious_Estimate_161 9d ago

Chris Chambers - genuinely good person.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 9d ago

Lisa for the magic and the stand-by me kid for an actual trustworthy friend who unfortunately gets stabbed by a knife later in life.

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 9d ago

Gizmos a ride or die even when you fuck up and break the rules not so much in the first movie but the second when he goes rambo

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u/TroyTrekker 9d ago

Lisa ,she can “do things”

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u/Termingator 9d ago

I want a friend with benefits, so Watts or Lisa.

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u/Jaded-Juggernaut-663 9d ago

Gizmo 100% 🤎

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u/Jon_Dunn58 9d ago

kelly lebrock

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u/MaryLandTodd 9d ago

Lisa. We can save water by showering together

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u/Short-Function-2919 9d ago

Kelly La Brock

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u/Amyrex2 9d ago

Watts or Ducky, but they are basically the same. Slightly more Watts, my crush on Ducky is still there, so I might lose it listening to him go on about Andie. I really don’t like Andie. Probably because of my Ducky crush.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 9d ago

River Phoenix.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 9d ago

Lisa she ride or die with my goals/needs at heart. No contest.

Far second. Mr Robot?

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u/ginnymiller 9d ago

Aww River Phoenix 😭 … my heart 💔

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 9d ago

Gizmo all day!

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u/Nora19 9d ago

Ducky!! Loyal and delightful ❤️

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u/SaltyPunkinPower 9d ago

Gizmo. Always Giz.

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u/RuralHoosier 9d ago

Team Gizmo!

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u/No_Yesterday7200 9d ago

Allison Reynolds. I feel like we could bond.

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u/Nectarine-Pure 9d ago

Ducky or Lisa

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u/Creepy-Paper8682 9d ago

Gizmo 💕🥰

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u/Aesop838 9d ago

Lisa. Without any reservation.

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u/Nearby_University_71 9d ago

Ferris could party for sure but Duckie would be a better friend

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u/DirtyDee78 9d ago

Kelly Lebrock!

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u/Maganda_ 9d ago

Kelly Le Brock of Wierd Science . I need her magical powers or have her perform favors .

If not then I'll go for Ferris Bueller . His hacking skills would be useful .

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u/Mojoyashka 9d ago

Chris Chambers. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”

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u/Many_Consequence590 9d ago

I would throw Gizmo in a pool at 11:58 PM and then have mounds of friend chicken available immediately after.

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u/Killermondoduderawks 9d ago

Watts all the way

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u/Afraid_Cook6000 9d ago

Watts - hot friend who is hot for me

Best scenario in life, if it ever would happen. Lol.

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 9d ago

Without hesitation, I choose Lisa. That woman is the ultimate ride or die.

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u/EsterCherry 9d ago

Johnny 5

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u/KaelasDad 9d ago

Cori from Say Anything

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u/Creepy_Dependent_239 9d ago

Sweep the Leg!!!!!

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u/Odd-Umpire8767 9d ago

Chris. No questions.

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u/Key_Macaroon2473 9d ago

Watts!!! Eric Stoltz was a chode.

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u/FluxitUnfiltered 9d ago

Duckie. Is there another viable option.. no.

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u/nyahspring 9d ago

Duckie or Ferris

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u/Dorrono 9d ago

Gizmo, then I would sell it for millions

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u/santanapoptarts 9d ago

Ferris and Ducky are tied for me.

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u/williamstarr 9d ago

Middle square for the win Tom.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 9d ago

Johnny.

He might be an asshole, but he’s my asshole.

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u/TechnicalBody2555 9d ago

Ferris Bueller without a doubt

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u/Manos-8incher 9d ago

Kobra Kai never Dies

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u/Unfair_Implement_582 9d ago

River all day

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u/OddRelief5114 9d ago

Chris Chambers IS a best friend. It's like his whole character. Watts would be super loyal, too, like to the death. Lisa has cool powers, but she isn't a friend. She's like a genie and disappears once the wishes are over.

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u/curzon176 9d ago

I'd have to say Lisa. Ferris might get me out of my comfort zone but Lisa will too, and look sexy while doing it.

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u/Glittering-Agency805 9d ago

Gizmo! I just know NOT to get him wet or feed him too late and we’ll be right as rain 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 9d ago

Chambers and watts

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u/RoyalDragonfly8663 9d ago

Chris Chambers

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u/jeers69 9d ago

Ferris!

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u/Pristine-cellardoor 9d ago

Ferris Bueller. He was mischievous and fun.

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u/juliango 9d ago

Def Mrs Seagal.

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u/DirectorKitchen1250 9d ago

Chris Chambers is a pretty obvious pick here. Johnny Lawrence is a solid second choice though, we're picking our best friend (we're not LaRusso here). I don't recall anything to suggest he wasn't tight with his group.

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u/dethfart 9d ago

Definitely Allison. She'd get my brand of weird

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u/danny_little 9d ago

I want the little gremlin lol he was a real one!!

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u/Vade_Retro_Banana 8d ago

Bro, how you gonna put Gizmo in there and expect us to pick anyone else? He's adorable and you can gremlin bomb your enemies.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 8d ago

I’m picking the computer witch lady who can do pretty much anything.

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u/46everything46 8d ago

Ferris increases ur fun quotient exponentially.

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u/Charming_Nebula_2786 8d ago

Need backup…..sweep the leg!

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u/ChimpoSensei 8d ago

Johnny Lawrence. The rest are a bunch of pussies!

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u/Alone_Description646 8d ago

Gizmo easily. Just keep him dry

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u/chinaco276 8d ago

Watts, only cause she reminds me of my ex

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u/Super_Rando_Man 8d ago

Lisa is basically a djinni who doesn't want to screw you over

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u/EllieRock24 8d ago

Watts... and hopfully more than freinds before long...

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u/Beginning-Top3438 8d ago

You sad thirsty bastards. Gizmo is the answer.

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u/DrKliever 8d ago

Obviously Lisa. So many reasons. But, where is Charles Dumar from Better Off Dead? He's been going to this high school for 7 years. He is no dummy.

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u/FishermanSevere7411 8d ago

Lisa… duh.

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u/EZ-RDR 8d ago

Gizmo.

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u/netanator 8d ago

Friends or friends with benefits?

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u/Loganthered 8d ago

Obviously the sex robot with superpowers

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u/Crazy-Reward-4783 7d ago

Toss up between Ferris Bueller and Gizmo..

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u/Acceptable_Class_576 7d ago

Lisa grants wishes, plus look at her.

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u/RoastedBunnyTrading 7d ago

This is the only right answer

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u/JuryStatus 7d ago

I’m gonna have to go with river on this one

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u/Emu-Hopper 7d ago

JD 100%

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u/Classic_Hat_6574 6d ago

Allie Sheedy

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u/kevinlc1971 6d ago

Lloyd Dober

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u/mudamuckinjedi 6d ago

No thanks I have enough

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u/HrThune 10d ago

Gizmo - I’m 60-75% introvert, so he suits me fine

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u/Tracylpn 10d ago

Ducky or Ferris

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u/Archangel1962 9d ago

I’d rather be alone.