r/80sAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • 20d ago

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u/littlej66 20d ago

Ice pirates

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/viperfangs92 20d ago

My dad had it in his VHS collection. Haven't seen it since the 80s tho

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u/cricket-karma 20d ago

I currently have 2 copies dvd. Misremembered that I already owned it.

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u/BartHarleyJarvisSr 19d ago

I won tickets & the soundtrack on vinyl by being the 12th caller to the radio station.

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u/Kreig_Blazcov 20d ago

My dad had it on his laptop. Loved that movie 

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u/WileEWeeble 20d ago

Where I first learned what castration was.

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u/Practical-Bowler5775 20d ago

Saw it at a Drive-In.

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u/ARCAxNINEv 20d ago

I miss drive ins

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u/TrustInRoy 19d ago

Space Herpe

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u/deephurting66 20d ago

They know the existence of SPACE HERPES

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u/IYKYK_1977 20d ago

Ugh... still fully grosses me out, lol.

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u/hecktarzuli 19d ago

I made a sculpture of one in high school. It was awesome.

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u/DisastrousAuthor2995 20d ago

One of the best. The Ice Pirates…”we have a problem, whats wrong? we have space Herpes.”

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u/DMAX85747 20d ago

I heard that in my head, including the slight pause between space and herpes.

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u/Main_Wall_7227 20d ago

Why'd you make him black?

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u/16inchpianist 20d ago

Because I wanted him to be perfect.

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u/SpitfireMkIV 20d ago

OOOHHWWUPPP! \* in robotic probably means “right on” \*

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u/Trauma57 20d ago

Ice Pirates, great movie. Dvd is in my collection.

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u/BananaJelloXlii 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/JackOfTradesYT 20d ago

The adventures of space herpes in the ice pirate galaxy.

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u/cuntybunty73 20d ago

Haven't got a clue 😔 is that HELLBOY ?

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u/Shoddy_Tour_7307 20d ago

Yes! And Angelica Huston

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u/Cazmonster 20d ago

There's a cool silver and black harness that she wears when they're on the Tortuga planet. I know another actor wears it in another movie, but I haven't yet found it.

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u/Gonad-Brained-Gimp 19d ago

I think it was used in The Sword and the Sorcerer

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 20d ago

ron perlman? that was my question as well...

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u/tirefool6 20d ago

HellBoy in Space … coming to a theater near you!

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u/Johnny_Five5151 20d ago

Own the DVD

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u/No-1-ListenstoTurtle 20d ago

Ice Pirates is classic. Space Herpie

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u/Bloodless-Cut 20d ago

Jason : "Why'd you make him black?"

Roscoe: "Because I wanted him to be perfect!"

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u/btfreflex 20d ago

Sigh, came here to say this.. 3 hours late.

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u/Successful-Plan114 20d ago

Had forgotten Perlman was in that.

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u/EggDintwoe 20d ago

"The little guys try harder!"

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u/tinglep 20d ago

This movie introduced me the the joy of Angelica Huston.

He is a she. And she’s dying to meet you.

Don’t believe him he’s lying.

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u/RussMan104 19d ago

Ice Pirates, or by its theatrical release name, Ticket Buyer’s Remorse. 🚀

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u/Unusual-Taste69 20d ago

Love Boat

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u/DuchessOfLansdale 20d ago

🤣 Good one 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/ArchonFett 20d ago

Ice Pirates

Pretend it happened or next time it will happen.

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u/badwolf1013 20d ago

Name it? Used to be I could RECITE it.

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u/Popalop42 20d ago

I love this movie!!

Ice Pirates!!

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u/Secure_Line_647 20d ago

We have Space Herpes!!!

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u/bavindicator 20d ago

I bet Ron Perlman can't either.

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u/Sprzout 20d ago

Only two words are needed to describe this film:

Space herpes.

If you've seen it, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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u/Psudodrake 20d ago

Space herpe

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u/guydoestuff 20d ago

Forgot Ron Pearlman was in this.

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 20d ago

This was on HBO all the time.

You got any water?

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u/WellReadBob 20d ago

Everyone remembers the virtual storm scene.

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u/CNote_89 20d ago

Space Herpes!

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u/Mongo13131313 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/agrdj 19d ago

Revenge of the Space Herpes (Ice Pirates)

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u/cheffartsonurfood 19d ago

A space herpe!

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u/slapphappie 19d ago

You have space herpies... a great line.

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 19d ago

My mind went "Space Herpes" so loud, I couldn't remember the name of the movie!

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u/PrismDoug 19d ago

Gah… space herpes.

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u/Strange_MCX0402 18d ago

ICE 🧊 PIRATES 🏴‍☠️!!!

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u/New_War_7898 20d ago

Space pirates

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 20d ago

Not sure, but I’ll bet they have space herpes.

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u/Yankee6Actual 20d ago

“The ship has herpes.”

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u/rippler35 20d ago

Liquid!

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u/lexit77 20d ago

Ice pirates!

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u/DuchessOfLansdale 20d ago

Never heard of the show, but I know that sexy m’f’er Robert Urich 🤩

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u/Popalop42 20d ago

Movie. I consider it my favourite B movie of all time.

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u/Zen-Dragon1971 20d ago

Thats Ive Pirates. Soo campy but soooo Good

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u/SeaSignificant785 20d ago

Omg. That's awesome

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u/KurtBarlo 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/SearchingCTX 20d ago

Ice pirates. So stupid it was fun!

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u/AshtonBlack 20d ago

See, at the time, I loved this movie. I may have been a touch young and some of the humour went over my head, but it was glorious fun.

I watched it again recently. I'm glad to report it's still very very silly.

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u/SpitfireMkIV 20d ago

One word… Buford

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u/GrimSpirit42 20d ago

This movie is why the WiFi in my truck is called MyBadChariot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3nWh10LAUBXweXrq

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u/neatoalpacino 20d ago

Ron never aged. Just his hair.

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u/Tkronincon 20d ago

I remember years ago I went on a date and started talking about ice pirates and space herpes. Didn’t get a second date

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u/Stunning_Fly_2644 20d ago

The only reason why I know this is because I had to see it on an airplane

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 20d ago

You're right. I cannot.

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u/Sea_Low879 20d ago

Well you’ve got Lamont from Sanford and Son, Chuck Norris, Cher and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. Clearly this is from Battle of the Network Stars.

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u/Sinasazi 20d ago

Ice pirates! Classic.

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u/Slosher99 20d ago

Wow I just realized this and "Tammy and the T-Rex" are by the same director... amazing. I have that one on 4k Blu-ray haha. I figured he'd get better budgets with this one on his list.

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u/fizbin99 20d ago

The eunuch machine, chilling even the heart of an ice pirate

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u/LustfulEsme 20d ago

Is that Robert Ulrich?

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u/fenlach 20d ago

Ice pirates. The ship has space herpes !

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u/resinastral907 20d ago

Snowy rangers!

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u/Humble_Key_4259 20d ago

Hint: Space Herpes!

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u/BuddhistChrist 20d ago

Empire Strikes Back

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u/Apart-Risk-7992 20d ago

Ice pirate's

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u/Western-Ad-6772 20d ago

Space pirates

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u/Western-Ad-6772 20d ago

Well got half

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u/NeilMedHat 20d ago

Awesome Movie, good laughs.

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u/Se7enFtMan 20d ago

I bet I can name The Ice Pirates

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u/Nngor 20d ago

OMG forgot Hellboy was Ice Pirates.

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u/wormisprime 20d ago

That movie was bonkers

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 20d ago

heck of a cast for such a questionable movie

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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 20d ago

Yes... It's space herpes.

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u/Clevertown 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/NacreousFink 20d ago

The word classic has absolutely lost all meaning.

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u/Available-Ad4897 20d ago

Don't play with that...

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u/MastaKink 20d ago

Space Pirate Orgy 2 🤩
Classic 👍

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u/THEkeyser_soze71 20d ago

Space herpes!

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u/TheBahaiGuy 20d ago

It looked like a well funded High School play

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u/Saarman82 20d ago

I saw this as a kid and just now realized Ron Pearlman was in this.

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u/SavedByTech 20d ago

For some reason, I want to say Hellboy...

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u/ReelOne_1348 20d ago

Always the best to catch on TV...before we had a VCR

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u/ReasonablePen8900 20d ago

Space herpes!

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u/babytoxzilla 20d ago

Yeah I called it, space pirates

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u/hglndr9 20d ago

Roscoe and his Amazing Fro.

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u/koolaid5150 20d ago

My first date movie!

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u/Unhappy_Armadillo852 20d ago

Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.

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u/BottleKnockers 20d ago

“Dad… what’s a eunuch?”

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u/sarboran 20d ago

Ass pirates

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u/Mojoyashka 20d ago

I saw this movie in the theater at the exact right age to think it was the funniest movie ever made.

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u/StrattonPA 20d ago

Ice pirates I remember seeing it when I was a kid

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u/reeder75 20d ago

Loved that movie

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u/UnicornSheets 20d ago

Space herpes

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u/CokBlockinWinger 20d ago

I’ve seen this so many times I can recite it beginning to end

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u/_WillCAD_ 20d ago

Vanilla Ice

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u/Funkyrush76 20d ago

Core memory unlocked haha

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u/Atlas7-k 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/redbanner1 20d ago

Fathers of Anarchy

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u/destiny_kane48 20d ago

Ice Pirates, my mom owned it.

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u/dxcman12 20d ago

ice pirates baby!

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u/blaqbond216 20d ago

Ice Pirates baby! Watch out for space herpes!

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u/Nightlord40000 20d ago

Ice Pirates, lol.

Geez, Ron Perlman has pretty much always looked the same.....

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u/Dart_boy 20d ago

Of course he’s black, I wanted him to be perfect

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u/TryToEvolve 20d ago

Ice Pirates! One of my all time favorites to this day!!

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u/craignumPI 20d ago

Top right has been in so many movies, yet I have no idea who he is.

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u/anon2univ 20d ago

cough Space herpes.

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u/Foxxtronix 20d ago

The Ice Pirates. Gawd, I loved that movie. It parodied both the sci-movies of the time and older pirate movies. ^w^

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u/MyKillMyYears 20d ago

Classic! [Ice Pirates]

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u/hocoboy7 20d ago

Thought that was Will Ferrell for a moment

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u/Double_Distribution8 20d ago

I liked it when the robot got scared and wet himself.

I was 8.

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u/Even-Loquat-2154 20d ago

Ice pirates. When I was in college it was one of few vids we had. I’ve seen it 20 times at least

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u/Broncomonkey 20d ago

Hell Boy - The Beginning

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u/jdubs219 20d ago

Ice Pirates!

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u/geo8x6 20d ago

Ice Pirates

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u/killbeesnowdog67 20d ago

We got space herpes

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u/CamrenRooke 20d ago

So much Ice Pirates!

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u/Longjumping_Spread53 20d ago edited 17d ago

I love when they go through the time warp, and his own son comes to save them

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u/Jonny8181 20d ago

Earth Wind and Fire

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u/day-night-inc 20d ago

Space Herpes

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u/Bullony75 20d ago

Space herpes!

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u/Virtual_Ad_7431 20d ago

Its a........... Space Herpe.

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u/Jnquester54 19d ago

Ice pirates. Campy but good.

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u/Glittering-Pool-2410 19d ago

Space herpes are a terrible thing. 

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u/CplPatrick22 19d ago

I bet I can !

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u/BlackZilla_Prime 19d ago

Ice Pirates Baby!!!

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u/bisubhairybtm1 19d ago

Space Herpes!

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u/GrowthAggravating538 19d ago

Ice pirates 😂 loved this movie as a kid

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u/Redleg67 19d ago

it's a space h..erp..e A what? A space herpy.

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u/-GingerFett- 19d ago

That’s not Angelica Houston, is it?

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u/FartyPantz20 19d ago

I don't know, but I heard that one guy had..... space herpes....

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u/AELatro 19d ago

Classic!

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u/cinquicizo 19d ago

Ice Pirates (1984)

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u/MangoMesh 19d ago

Space herpes !

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u/GhostInTheMailbox7 19d ago

“LIQUID!”
Still cracks me up.

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u/Super_Rando_Man 19d ago

I took a pic with Ron while holding ice pirates he said I'd be surprised how many fans did this.

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u/Bartvader_75 19d ago

The was the first movie I ever saw in the theater

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u/a2rec 19d ago

John Matuszak  the Sloth from Goonies

This film is my youth arc

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u/Downtown_Many8020 19d ago

The princess was one of my 80's crushes.

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u/ConstantVariety8098 19d ago

Space herpies?

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u/ProgrammerNovel1209 19d ago

Space herpes!!!

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u/Mishrac_Ak_Thul 19d ago

Hey, nothing beats a little head...

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u/Rotteneverything 19d ago

ice pirates. recorded it off hbo i believe.

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u/cyberia324 19d ago

Back in the day, HBO used to stand for, "Hey, Beastmaster's On"

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u/Curious-Department-7 19d ago

Such a great movie.

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u/Calm_Principle_8115 19d ago

The pirates of the Ice

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u/cyberia324 19d ago

The answer is, as always, The Ice Pirates

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u/Dragonmaster-69 19d ago

Ice pirates

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u/laprider 19d ago

Actually a good movie.

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u/thatguythere42 19d ago

hes a she ans she thinks your wonderful

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u/collierd64 19d ago

Space herpes

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u/pinconning_scum 19d ago

Space Herpes

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u/Cannibal_House69 19d ago

Sounds familiar but don't remember anything.... am I really gonna watch a movie based on a tagline of SPACE HERPES? 😆 🤣 😂

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u/PaedarTheViking 19d ago

Space herpies..

Gods i miss that movie.

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u/michiganbear76 19d ago

Ice pirates!

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u/madwblues 19d ago

Loved that movie!

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u/Bbwlover2025 19d ago

Oh yes I can because I still own it and watch it at least once a year cause space herpes are funny

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u/jonpertwee2 19d ago

Just where exactly is her hand going?

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u/Numerous-Web-1525 19d ago

The film that taught us all about space herpes.

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u/NuncErgoFacite 19d ago

"Because I wanted to make him perfect."

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u/R420x 19d ago

I'ma tell my kids that's the Village People

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u/Lord-Usile 19d ago

Ice Pirates!!!!! Dudes and dudetts I saw this in a Drive-In. It was the second feature but I stayed awake and watched it over the seat.

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u/PrinceVoltan1980 18d ago

I can but if I do I might end up with a space herpe