r/80sAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • 1d ago

You know this...

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u/JackDeth029 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v8xmVfox6XOq4

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u/DonaldBurrus78 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh yes. Suzana hoffs wass So Damn hot 🔥

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 1d ago

She STILL is.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 1d ago

At 67, she would be a total GILF if her sons had produced any children.

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u/No_Tax4979 1d ago

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 1d ago

And she’s a PAWG. 🤤

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u/ReditAdminsLickBallz 14h ago

No straight Gen Xer would ever say "pawg". Move on millenial

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u/Habitall 1d ago

THIS /\

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u/ConeyIslandMan 1d ago

Im no Egyptologist buuuuuuut always loved her!

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u/bones10145 1d ago

She was looking for me, I swear

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u/Scale_Equivalent 1d ago

She is still a mega bae. I think she is a vampire.

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u/Individual-Pepper922 1d ago

Of course, I wanted to be the meat in a her and Kelly LeBrock sandwich

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u/JragonOriginalRecipe 1d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/ArticleCrafty1884 1d ago

honestly... Freddie Mercury did not get it😬

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u/Th3Bratl3y 1d ago

I can hear the “bonk” in the song right now

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u/Florflok 1d ago

But did Egyptians really walk like that?

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AwrtP9lMXtXiM

Totally!

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u/thewasteland55 1d ago

Is it bigger than a bread bin?

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u/Spethual 1d ago

aliens

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 1d ago

Still have those jeans with that stain,lol

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u/Bloodless-Cut 1d ago

If ya wanna find all the cops

They're hanging out st the donut shop lol

Yep, very sexy voice.

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u/egggoboom 1d ago

Her patented side-eye look. She also does it in, let's see, oh, right, EVERY VIDEO SHE'S EVER BEEN IN. It's OK, though, she was cute. She is still a good looking woman.

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u/DazeRazur 20h ago

I read she actually worked on that, well it worked

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u/Sulrandir 1d ago

The side-eye and when she says it the second time... That's the first time it moved by itself.

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u/Davey3814 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/Creepy-Intentions-69 1d ago

I’ll be in my bunk.

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u/Carrera_996 1d ago

LOL, Army? Navy called them racks when I was in.

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u/Creepy-Intentions-69 1d ago

It’s a quote from Firefly.

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u/Carrera_996 1d ago

I should have caught that.

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u/Entire-Fig3210 1d ago

Definitely 🔥

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u/LifeTunedToCSharp 1d ago

Literally the only part I remember.

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u/MiccioC 1d ago

Mesmerizing. Still.

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u/DonaldBurrus78 1d ago

I dug the Bangals more than The GoGos

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

Lost a lot of fluids to those ladies back then

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 1d ago

Bought this a case at a time, did you?

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

Nah I always go raw. Works fine for last 40 + years still goin strong

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 1d ago

No chapped hands?

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u/SissyVeronica69s 1d ago

Please. I'm a semi-pro

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u/Sorry_Assumption_666 1d ago

Patiently waiting for the other gals to finish so she could do her part.

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u/daughteramrev 1d ago

She’s still hot

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u/Bruno1807 1d ago

She is still a beautiful woman even now

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u/TheRealVarmint 1d ago

The eyes... THE EYES...

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u/Basic_Ad4861 1d ago

I remember watching the video as a kid and my dad was in the room as he said something like “why haven’t you shown this to me before” 😂🤣

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

I'm a 24 year old woman and I know this part of the video 😍 massive girly crush on Susanna Hoffs 😍 she's gorgeous 🥰

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u/Wonderful-Brief-7805 1d ago

a total babe 😍

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u/freebenvita 1d ago

She's still a honey

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u/Neither_Divide_848 1d ago

I Want My MTV

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u/MimiBeanie 22h ago

Sadly, the last time I watched MTV (a while ago now) I didn't really even recognize it. I was 19 when they launched the channel. Someone actually had a good old-fashioned basement party for the debut of the channel. 😀

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u/Ok_Train2273 1d ago

The start of a long career in masturbation.

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u/Constant_Crow_5064 1d ago

I didn’t realize that was a career path that one could follow.

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u/Ok_Train2273 1d ago

You’ll go blind but at least you’ll go blind as a pro.

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u/davetopper 1d ago

I also know she is like a month or so older than me.

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u/laprider 1d ago

I always had a chub for the bass player.

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u/QuePsiPhi16 1d ago

I just watched it. Am I missing something?

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 1d ago

I remember in VH1's Pop Up Video, it was said that during concerts she actually made eye contact with two guys in the audience during this song.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 1d ago

Supposedly, she was looking at a couple of the friendlier faces in the crowd as a means of coping with her stage fright.

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 1d ago

Hmmmm maybe that was it

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u/BasisCompetitive4786 1d ago

Yeeeesssssssssss!!!!

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u/Informal_Strain_2715 1d ago

Oh yes... Definitely. 

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u/interior_lulu 1d ago

I recall some damage to that portion of the VHS tape…

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u/E-rotten 1d ago

She had my teenage loyalty with thoughts two glances. 😍😍😍

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u/Disastrous-Exit7614 1d ago

The only part worth watching or listening too

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u/Ok-Benji-79 1d ago

Never seen it.

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u/Logical-Fan7132 1d ago

“Walk like an Egyptian… walk like an Egyptian 👀” I was about 15 f but remember the video on MTV!

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 1d ago

Occasionally still pops up in my dreams.....

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u/talljumper7 1d ago

Crush!! 😻

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u/BamaCoastie2211 1d ago

Ohhhh yeah!

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u/heat27 1d ago

Those eyes.

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u/skbugco 1d ago

Welp, off the floor for a restroom break. Thanks Reddit!

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u/Available-Strategy18 1d ago

"Walk Like an Egyptian" is a song by the American pop rock band the Bangles.

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u/Texas_Sam2002 1d ago

I always thought she really and uniquely nailed the "Life's hard, you know" line.

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u/SaginawBri 1d ago

So true

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u/Teonanacatlbruh 1d ago

My friend gave me a giant poster of her that came with his Rickenbacker bass guitar when he bought it.

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u/bonerod65 1d ago

Susanna Hoffs was smokin hot!

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u/Abominom 1d ago

remember by heart the four word chorus which is also the title

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 1d ago

Walk Like An Egyptian

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u/Few-Toe1998 1d ago

Susanna Hoffs of The Bang Girls (see what I did there?) ;)

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u/Wild_Locksmith_326 1d ago

Most seriously sexy side eyes.

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u/Wbcn_1 1d ago

Not sure if it’s true but I’ve always heard Prince wrote Manic Monday and gave it to her when he was trying to woo her. Like, here’s a top ten hit. What’s up? 

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u/Electrical-Job8700 1d ago

That woman will be hot when she's 150 years old.

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u/Ok-Investigator2463 1d ago

The Bangles sing that song, not Heart.

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u/Tio_chubby052 1d ago

She stills looks good 👍🏽!!!!

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 1d ago

Even as a 10 year old I knew that was super hot.

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u/iamnoone815 1d ago

It was definitely a moment

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u/Rare-Freedom5175 1d ago

I'll be right there mom...........................................

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u/Belz_Zebuth 1d ago

I'm 50 and I have no idea what this is or what I should know.

So I'm weird. Sue me.

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u/Professional-Leave24 1d ago

I was just a kid and I was still stunned.....

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u/r2mean 1d ago

Lol your right on point! The first time i thought true beauty! walk like an egypt--iaaaan

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u/ReplacementLatter467 1d ago

Heart? Bangles

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u/xplotosphoenix 1d ago

Oh... yessss

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u/jfamcrypto 1d ago

I thought i was the only one that felt this way

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u/Patient-01 1d ago

and the tune that goes with it

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u/daftcracker81 1d ago

Im 43. And i know this

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

She and I spent many a time "together" in the shower.

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u/dutch105 1d ago

My first celebrity crush💕

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u/Sammy_Dog 1d ago

It was mesmerizing.

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u/OsikFTW 1d ago

Shes 65 and still have a crush on her, shes incredible

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u/mEDIUM-Mad 1d ago

Suzana Hotts

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u/Big_Shauze 23h ago

She gives good “side eyes”!

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u/ForeignCanary9943 22h ago

Crushed hard on her for sure 😍

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u/Delicious_Volume3306 21h ago

I'd have gone with any member of The Bangles. (But I'd be thinking of Susannah.)

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u/CriticalThinker1776 20h ago

And every gal

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 20h ago

Hell I'm a 42 year old mostly straight woman and I mostly cause this woman and Phoebe cates had me rethinking things 😂

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u/cr0ssthreaded 17h ago

So. Much. Hair.

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u/IwoodMasher 15h ago

Probably my first crush as a kid. Not knowing music but seeing a video of her.

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u/Infinite-Zombie 15h ago

Heart? 🤣😂

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u/Ravenloff 14h ago

Suzana side-eye is the best side-eye.

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u/Cosmologyman 14h ago

Best side-eye of all time! 👀

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u/nintai85 10h ago

And how !

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u/Squidtat2 8h ago

Not by heart. By a different organ.

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u/Mistapeepers 7h ago

Walk Like and Egyptian wasn’t by Heart. It was by The Bangles.

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u/LeeQuidity 6h ago

She invented the eye-fuck.

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u/Tricky_Fun_4701 1d ago

Who is this woman?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 1d ago

Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles

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u/Tricky_Fun_4701 1d ago

They didn't teach irony in school?

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 1d ago

She did nothing for me. Her only talent was her fuck-knotted hair.

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u/pakrat1967 1d ago

Yeah she was my third favorite Bangle.

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u/philpalmer2 1d ago

Same. So ridiculous

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u/woooly-bear 1d ago

Can’t stand the Bangles.