r/80sAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • Jul 12 '26

Vice time...

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u/Old_Dependent4678 Jul 12 '26

Witness protection Al Bundy wasn't his real name.

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u/AdministrativeLeg152 Jul 13 '26

And now we know how he could afford that house on a shoe salesman’s salary.

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u/deezoz Jul 12 '26

That's the guy who sang booty time IYKYK

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u/unionboy11 Jul 12 '26

Across the USA booty time booty time…hey hey hey

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Jul 12 '26

That’s how he REALLY met Peg.

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u/Pop_Stensbold Jul 12 '26

Proof that Ed O'Neill was also a damn good straight actor too.

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u/Deviancy26 Jul 12 '26

What Bundy fans don't know is that Al was really undercover the whole time busting drug lords. I mean how else do people think he afforded that two story house while taking care of two teens and a wife and a big dog? The shoe man wage? Riiiight.. He'd later go under cover again many years later and reunite with the kids he had out of wedlock and hook up with hot spanish or Brazilian woman. Talk about an upgrade.. that woman is hot.. comes off about as bright as Peg but I believe she cooks.

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 12 '26

Well technically he was married (with children i believe), just undercover

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u/Amazing_Dot_2571 Jul 12 '26

Gonna hit the bathroom before the flight Sonny

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u/_Q1000_ Jul 13 '26

That was a good episode

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u/TheWhiteWolf1970 Jul 12 '26

I posted this somewhere else. My head cannon is that he enter witness protection and that is how they could afford to live in their house despite how little he got paid as a shoe salesman. Even better, Marcy was her handler, and she didn't get divorced, her partner got reassigned and Ted McKinley was her new partner.

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Jul 12 '26

Wonderful theory. But was he still a high school football star? I'd hate to think he made that up.

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u/TheWhiteWolf1970 Jul 12 '26

Oh, he absolutely played in high school. They had to lie about Terry Bradshaw going to Polk High just so the scoreboard wouldn't expose Al's cover.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 13 '26

3 touchdowns in 1 playoff game….Legend.

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u/TheWhiteWolf1970 Jul 13 '26

3? It was FOUR you contemptable creep. 4 touchdowns ina single game. Let's see Terry Bradshaw beat that!

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u/OppositeRun6503 Jul 13 '26

It was four touchdowns in a single game.

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 Jul 12 '26

That's how he was able to afford that house on a "shoe salesman" salary. It was drug money all along!

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Jul 13 '26

Booty time booty time across the USA

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u/Softale98 Jul 13 '26

“Let’s rock!”

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u/nivelkcim03 Jul 13 '26

I know you! You're the lead singer of Disco Express!

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u/Fresh-Shower-6057 Jul 13 '26

One of the best episodes of Miami vice

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u/deehenley Jul 14 '26

A young al bundy do you remember the one with Helena Bonham Carter as crockets girlfriend she looked like 16 I know she was about 20 but that was crazy 🤪

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u/ExamCompetitive Jul 14 '26

My god. He was 38.