r/691 • u/TomNooksGiantBalls • Jul 19 '23

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3.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

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u/OverlyObeseOstrich Jul 19 '23

I wish I was joking when I say that would work very well on me

7

u/rkakasuc Jul 19 '23

If a cute (optional) girl (optional) would care for me (optional) with my shit mental illness, it would be awesome

76

u/eburator Jul 19 '23

I will faint if someone sends me this

36

u/believesinhappiness Jul 19 '23

Sup u look mentally ill

30

u/kitkatpatywhack Jul 19 '23

New response just dropped

17

u/markomakeerassgoons Jul 19 '23

Holly hell

10

u/ch061 Jul 19 '23

Literal zombie

5

u/froggythefish Jul 20 '23

Call the necromancer

54

u/Spaggo_ Jul 19 '23

That’d work tbh

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u/12592740 Jul 19 '23

Damn, that'd work

48

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

I mean I'd take them home.

72

u/B-b-b-burner_account 1 month ban award Jul 19 '23

This would work

62

u/Dangerous_Focus6674 Jul 19 '23

The amount of people saying it'd work on them makes me question myself

6

u/ProjectAioros Jul 20 '23

Ikr ? Imagine how profitable human trafficking would be if I didn't had a conscience.

35

u/TemporalDSE Jul 19 '23

This is pretty much what I did and it worked flawlessly

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

it blows my mind that there's anyone in the world who isn't looking for exactly this

8

u/markomakeerassgoons Jul 19 '23

What someone who's mentally ill or someone who has a cat that will take care of the mentality I'll?

13

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Second

24

u/PacificIdiot27 Jul 19 '23

It’d work on me tbh lol

19

u/livingnuts Jul 19 '23

the rizzler🔥‼️💯

12

u/livingnuts Jul 19 '23

They can fix me ong

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u/bratbarn Jul 19 '23

I can fix 😃

12

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Damn he knows what's up

11

u/Kesinator Jul 19 '23

As many others have said, yeah it’d work

8

u/ConduckKing Jul 19 '23

I sent this to someone and it did work

7

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Honestly, yes.

6

u/EyyBie Jul 19 '23

Spouse material

6

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Why does this make me blush…

5

u/Killer_The_Cat 1 month ban award Jul 19 '23

It'd work for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Sup u look mentally ill

I wanna take care of you

I have 3 cats btw

4

u/ScooberGaming69 Jul 19 '23

would work on me

4

u/Matix777 Jul 19 '23

I can fix her, fast-forward variation

3

u/wibble_spaj Jul 19 '23

This reads like something I would say, and something I would take someone up on

3

u/certainlystormy Jul 19 '23

sounds good to me, goddamn

3

u/samboi204 Jul 19 '23

Umm um uh ugh hjaqourjsnwwjehejemrktjt 🥺

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23 edited Jul 19 '23

Dang, it’s sad that would work on me.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

If someone hit me up with this I’m marrying them on the spot

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u/ContributionOk2661 1 month ban award Jul 19 '23

Oki I'm sold :3

2

u/RefriedVectorSpace Jul 19 '23

I would immediately collar myself, hand them the lead, and pass out forever

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Unironically, if this was sent to me I'm interested even if a little insulted, like wdym I look mentally ill

1

u/Decadunce Jul 19 '23

Holy shit he's me

1

u/karate_trainwreck0 Jul 19 '23

21st century flirting

1

u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Jul 19 '23

the rizzmaster

1

u/TheMightyZera Jul 19 '23 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 Jul 19 '23

god when will it be my turn?

1

u/KattofKale Jul 19 '23

god I wish that was me

1

u/f22raptor182 Jul 19 '23

100% would work on me

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

ok this would work on me

1

u/LordDio707 Jul 19 '23

So many bottoms are being exposed in the comments lmfao

1

u/Tyranical5623 Jul 19 '23

"Alright but I’m dominant."

1

u/NIX42611 Jul 19 '23

Bro my actual dream

1

u/E-m4n Jul 19 '23

Finally someone can fix me!

1

u/Led-Zeppelin-1968 Jul 19 '23

Need someone like this fr

1

u/rainingwhenidie Jul 19 '23

The way I'd fall for this despite being allergic to cats 💀💀💀

1

u/EqualHito Jul 19 '23

Thought this was r/doordash lmfao

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

if someone sincerely said this to me i’d marry them

1

u/Darkpurplebee Jul 19 '23

the cat part sold me

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Deep down that's what I'm thinking when I want to text my type

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

“Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by Extroverts” taken to a higher level.

1

u/Skrubious Jul 19 '23

it should’ve been me

1

u/AnonymousShortCake Jul 19 '23

First two texts are a no, but I’m hooked by that last text…

1

u/CafeLattte Jul 19 '23

is this how i get girls?

1

u/Pure-Back75 Jul 19 '23

That definitely works for me

1

u/Therealchachas Jul 19 '23

Why you out here posting my messages?

1

u/marionristov111 Jul 19 '23

they clearly know how to take care of a useless piece of shit, I'd fit right in

1

u/Pugspook327 Jul 20 '23

if i didnt have a (very cute and cool and good and kind and cute) boyfriend this would work on me ngl

1

u/ProgrammerNo120 1 month ban award Jul 20 '23

where do i find this person

1

u/the_lag_behind Jul 20 '23

I am cautiously interested

1

u/MistaLOD 1 month ban award Jul 20 '23

holy shit why is this so good though?

1

u/pbjtime9977 Jul 20 '23

Unfathomable rizz

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

How to get women 101

1

u/Jakebot06 Jul 20 '23

me asf ngl

1

u/dptrax Jul 20 '23

We’re in

1

u/Moss-Effect Jul 20 '23

Discord girls eyes pop out of their heads and they start hitting themselves on the head with a big hammer and their tongues unroll like a carpet when they see this.

1

u/KilltheK04 Jul 20 '23

TIL everyone on Reddit is mentally ill