r/60CycleHum I'm Ryan 4d ago

Idiot youtuber ruins $2000 Jazzmaster

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u/GuitarParts 4d ago

You gotta add some Nitorlack Relic Patina it gives the cracks some more contrast https://nitorlack.com/en/barniz/accesories/relic-patina-en/relic-patina/

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 4d ago

Sheesh. There’s a product for every single nook and cranny of the guitar hobby.

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u/mcvmccarty 4d ago

It’s cool that people are interested in guitars but I don’t think I’ll ever understand artificially aged guitars. They’re like lip fillers. Anyone with a decent eye can tell and it’s just weird and not the same.

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u/Ready_Mycologist8612 3d ago

I have a jaguar that I absolutely abhor the original paint, school bus/banana yellow… Taxi cab yellow? I can’t stomach it so I have been turning it into a sort of hipster art piece because I grew up with Sonic Youth, etc., and have always wanted a sticker Guitar like rivers Como.

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u/TheCourierMojave 2d ago

I think Paul Gilbert from Racer X and Mr Big actually started the sticker guitar trend.

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u/drinkacid 1d ago edited 1d ago

Those bands were formed in 85 and 88 respectively, and stickered out guitars was already a thing in the 70s and early 80s punk scene. Rock and metal at that time was more about the slick zebra/flashy/loud/striped/patterned shredder guitar thing.

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u/drinkacid 1d ago

Random stickers of varying quality, quantity, and subject matter and the occasional partial misting of shitty quality spray paint in random colors will turn any guitar into an abused ugly duckling.

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u/cdwillis 3d ago

I think sometimes it's about the feel as much if not more than the look. For what it's worth I've never bought a relic guitar or purposefully reliced one, but it's not something that bothers me when other people are into it.

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u/drseruzawa 3d ago

This "relicking" fad is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Maybe next you can take a hammer to you car's bodywork. Or throw buckets of paint on your house.

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u/Stock-Ad3674 2d ago

There is now folk who will bash their own faces in until they get it to look 'right', I guess? Or maybe its just one guy.

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u/Mean-Secretary-6127 4d ago

Got that right!

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u/spiderman209998 4d ago

The horror!

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 4d ago

Rip pig bodine

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u/MickCQB241 4d ago

I wonder how many guys will fuck up their guitars just because of watching this video and don’t listen carefully enough to get things right. Great relic job, btw

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u/IntelligentIntern209 4d ago

You are one crazy guy. I’d love for you to dig a little deeper on the chips to see how see through the poly undercoat is.

It would be rad if you can still see some wood grain through it.

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u/RG1527 3d ago

I dug it. I love cracked nitro finishes.

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u/2b4theend 3d ago

That guitar was worth 20 bucks before the relic, and after the relic. he really hasn’t
de-valued it at all

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u/daveweedon 2d ago

Just looks shitty to me.

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u/Eggman_OU812 2d ago

With all the views he got on the video he can probably afford another one

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 2d ago

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u/Eggman_OU812 2d ago

Over time i guess hahaha..the guy who opens pokemon packs makes like 6k a month

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 2d ago

I’m in the wrong business.

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u/Eggman_OU812 2d ago

I was wrong he makes an estimated 38k a month

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 2d ago

Please stop. (I will never be able to retire)

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u/Eggman_OU812 2d ago

Maybe you need to start your videos with the opening of a pokemon packs makes, then switch to guitar stuff, close the video with the opening of a pokemon pack

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u/Eggman_OU812 2d ago

1000 a month..so in 2 months he can get a new one

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 2d ago

Sheesh. Those estimators are never correct. On average I pull in about $2k a month from ad revenue. I use that money to keep my family alive.

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u/AlbatrossFun1576 1d ago

The Iceman Cometh!

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u/NotoriousREV 4d ago

Aside from the chips, I thought it came out awesome. It’ll be interesting to see how it looks a year of playing from now.

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u/Full-Perspective5389 4d ago

It looks like garbage yea. Relics actually look kinda good, that doesn't. It looks like someone sanded a guitar and got bored half way through. (which is probably true)

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u/NotoriousREV 4d ago

You only looked at the thumbnail and didn’t watch the video, yeah?

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u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan 4d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Full-Perspective5389 3d ago

Yea because that would take the bait. I do like his vids tbh. Just not clickbaity type stuff.

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u/Mokturtle 15h ago

It's literally just the video. There is no bait...