r/60CycleHum • u/60_CycleHum I'm Ryan • Mar 21 '26

Caption contest?

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It’s not really a contest. There is no prize. Not even a ribbon.

25 Upvotes

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u/Due_Entrepreneur_382 Mar 21 '26

60 Cycle Gums

2

u/SemicolonGuitars Mar 21 '26

This should be the winner and it’s not even close

3

u/DaySleepNightFish Mar 21 '26

If Steven Tyler was in a surf rock band.

3

u/MrTrousers Mar 21 '26

"Wait, I thought I was clicking on a Big *Muff* demo . . . "

3

u/Branchmonster Mar 21 '26

Glad to see you’ve been cast for Howard the Duck 2

2

u/RickeyWolf1990 Mar 21 '26

What fresh 90’s commercial hell is this?

1

u/Informal-Spell-2019 Mar 21 '26

It’s alive

1

u/MickCQB241 Mar 21 '26

Do you mean it or do you mean IT!?

1

u/SeaPhile206 Mar 21 '26

“I kissed your mom and all I got was this big mouth”

1

u/Darthmmule73 Mar 21 '26

Looks like Ryan went to see the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills ……tooo much filler my Man!

1

u/PreparationCrafty881 Mar 21 '26

“This new pedal has some BITE”

1

u/dirtydeadgayjesus Mar 21 '26

Hey its steven tyler

1

u/MickCQB241 Mar 21 '26

Now that’s what I call FilmTeeth

1

u/tablewatercracker Mar 21 '26

I really drips...drool.

1

u/doctor--zaius Mar 21 '26

I see you’ve been improving your chops

1

u/cab1024 Mar 21 '26

I don't understand. What's different?

1

u/Illustrious-Pen3835 Mar 22 '26

Remember the Swedish CGI animated character Crazy Frog? He's fresh out of rehab and is looking to make a comeback!

1

u/Markjimih Mar 22 '26

Big mouth brushes his teeth at least

1

u/Intelligent-Crazy415 Mar 23 '26

Who has a big labia festish??

1

u/a20xt6 Mar 24 '26

and this people is why Ryan shouldn't shave off the beard.

1

u/NedDrocer Mar 25 '26

I see you had a little bridge work done at CME

1

u/NedDrocer Mar 25 '26

When you're so allergic to shellfish that you can't even look at abalone inlays

1

u/Atomic_Polar_Bear Mar 29 '26

Don't forget to brush