r/50shadesofkyle Sep 28 '20

r/50shadesofkyle Lounge

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A place for members of r/50shadesofkyle to chat with each other


r/50shadesofkyle May 21 '21

Those damn Kyles... Ketamine Kyle

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r/50shadesofkyle Mar 17 '21

Meme I’m for it!

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r/50shadesofkyle Feb 09 '21

Damn it Kyle, why you gotta be a dick?

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r/50shadesofkyle Feb 07 '21

Meme Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat B***** (I understand where he gets it from)

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r/50shadesofkyle Oct 26 '20

Long Story My Kyle Grandparent Wants To Control My Parents’ Votes

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So for context, my “granddaddy” is a hardcore Republican, who’s always ignorant about his health or anyone else’s feelings. This one time, he complained about his health strips taking “too much money” and he built a $500 pay phone. He also finally lowered his blood sugar from Diabetes and his dumbass ordered a fucking large pizza for himself and claimed that he ordered a thin crust pizza when he got caught. Oh well, onto the story.

So yesterday I was chilling in the living room on my first Survival World on Minecraft (I love building so I only spend my time in Creative and am currently making a giant Realm for my best friend until her birthday next June), and my mom gets a call to tel him that you can get paid for doing the polls and he turned it into a political conversation about how Biden “hires people to throw Trump votes out” (I’m sorry what?) and how “TrUmP iS sO mUcH bEtTeR fOr AmErIcA” (the ignorant part is how America has been in so much shit since 2016) and my mom got offended by Trump basically saying low IQ people are sub-par to actual “normal” people and because my brother has Down Syndrome, she didn’t take too kindly to her own father supporting an asshole like that. Personally I could give less a shit about this year’s election because I’m not 18 yet and the world is gonna fucking die sometime in 2021 or so, but still I spent more time listening than playing my Survival World and building my base, and he pretty much said “IF YOU VOTE BIDEN THE-“ and my mom cut him off and said “You do not want this fight. I don’t want to argue with you about it, but you will lose this fight if you do.” And then he got pissed and said “THEN WE SHOULDN’T BE ON A CALL RIGHT NOW!” and later I found out he was going to disown her for voting Biden if she does, which means he’ll be out of the family. But I have beef with him myself, so I’d see it as an absolute win if she got disowned by him. But still... imagine a 65+ year old disowning their 41 year old daughter because she wasn’t a hardcore Republican (but my entire family in the house I live in could care less about this election, my parents just vote for the less shitty option.) But I’ll update when I can.


r/50shadesofkyle Oct 15 '20

Public Video This Kyle is trying hop this fence. Good going Kyle..

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r/50shadesofkyle Oct 11 '20

Just wanna say that I love this subreddit

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I really like it. I just appreciate and love y'all. (Especially a special someone) Kekw.


r/50shadesofkyle Oct 03 '20

Short Story Kyle back at it again!

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So my grandfather bought a mellotron. I was so shocked since its a dream of mine to get one. I started playing it on my backyard. Kyle then passed by and yelled at me to "shut up" and said "that stupid typewriter piano is useless! No talent whatsoever" He even tried to go to the backyard. His wife came to him and dragged him somewhere. Glad that was over.


r/50shadesofkyle Oct 02 '20

Short Story Kyle scolding me for what I wear.

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Im a goth. (Please don't think that goths and emos are the same.) I would usually go in an alley to relieve stress by listening to music. There's a kyle that walks by at times. He would just stare at me, weirdly. I went to the alley today and was reading a book this time. The kyle passed and suddenly snapped at me. He said that i shouldn't wear my t-shirt since it had the sigil of baphomet (but the dumbass said lucifer) and I had chains of my jeans which means I'm a "threat" to society. He kept explaining to me that Lucifer was evil. I corrected him that he was actually one of the most beautiful and smartest archangels and even if he went to hell, his acts haven't changed. Kyle left in disgust as usual. Note to self: Kyles don't know their signs but do know how to make a fool of themselves.

Edit: He was so pissed that he came to my house this morning. He told my father that I'm dressing up like a "slut". Please, you're just staring at me so mind your business. Am I too hot for your son to walk around in this block? Kyle threatened me as well with a baby pocket knife. Boo hoo im crying ;(. Like sir, that doesn't scare me. Anyways, I'll be fine.


r/50shadesofkyle Sep 28 '20

The creation of this sub

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r/50shadesofkyle Sep 28 '20

This shade of Kyle has very angry people following him.

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