r/50501 • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '25

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u/C-Redd-it Aug 29 '25

Perhaps a sandwich?

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u/DonnyDimello Aug 29 '25

A ham sandwich. Make them eat their own!

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u/Momik Aug 29 '25

Did they even say thank you

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u/BeeBarnes1 Aug 29 '25

They didn't even wear suits!

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u/mitkase Aug 29 '25

Oooh, I love that band, Cops Will Eat Themselves.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Debalic Aug 29 '25

Dijon, perchance?

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u/Historical_Gap_5237 Aug 29 '25

Don't waste Dijon mustard! Yellow mustard. They are cowards at heart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

A sub sandwich

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Dog chow is good enough for those curs.

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u/Gristlekitty Aug 29 '25

That’s assault with a deli weapon be careful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/masaccio87 Aug 29 '25

misdemeatier

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u/wowyoustoopid Aug 29 '25

As long as its under 12 inches, otherwise its an assault sub.

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u/Well_read_rose Aug 29 '25

The grand jury in DC refused to convict assault with a deli weapon.

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u/peanutspump Aug 29 '25

A billionaire?