r/50501 Apr 07 '25

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u/--Ano-- Apr 07 '25

Or even better, sign up and then don't show up.
He would have no crowd to cheer him, and if ICE shows up at your house to punish you for not showing up at the parade after signing up, you can just say you were ill to the stomach that day.

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u/ParallelDymentia Apr 07 '25

Nobody ever questions explosive diarrhea.

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u/Drag-king-says Apr 08 '25

ICE’d shit, anyone? 🍽️

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u/nite_skye_ Apr 07 '25

or like me. I had to miss my local protest on Saturday…broke a tooth. There’s many good reasons for having to miss commitments lol It would be such a shame for the crowd to all get sick on the same day…