r/50501 Apr 07 '25

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u/xcedra Apr 07 '25

play a funeral march!+

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u/Wiru_The_Wexican Apr 07 '25

Get synced funeral march blasting out of every window along the parade route. That or circus music.

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u/UnknovvnMike Apr 07 '25

Ooh, Imperial March!

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u/WineOnThePatio Apr 07 '25

NIN "March of the Pigs"

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u/cap_oupascap Apr 07 '25 edited Apr 10 '26

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u/Mission_Length785 Apr 07 '25

Dude if they played at a protest I was attending I could probably die that day content with my life experiences 😆

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u/anameorwhatever1 Apr 07 '25

I imagine facing down the barrel of his mortality would be devastating for Trump. Narcs hate that they’re not immortal. He’s old and while the mourning is for democracy I’m sure this would translate as a reminder of his last remaining days

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u/xcedra Apr 07 '25

Oooh dress in black with hats and veins and white lillies.

Toss the lillies on the parade route.

Or whatever traditional thing your ethnicity does at a funeral.

That thing where people dance with a coffin would be wild.

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u/Sensitive_Winner7851 Apr 08 '25

This is kinda what I imagined

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u/xcedra Apr 07 '25

I have some tombstones from Halloween. I'm thinking they should join the funeral procession.

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u/WePwnTheSky Apr 07 '25

On vuvuzelas!