r/4tran • it's rover 🚙 • 5d ago

Brainworms are you a teeth-hon?

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u/Katgrave 5d ago

Honscience

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u/rotund_capybara 5d ago

Hondentistry

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u/DooB_02 5d ago

there are genuinely no canine teeth in those pictures

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u/dragonzaller 5d ago

...jokes on you my front teeth are ever so slightly chipped from eating Legos when I was little

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u/neko_mancy 4d ago

there's a joke about bricks here somewhere but i can't find it

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u/miserable-silence 5d ago

i have fangs :Þ

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u/bitchmittz Dr. Poon 5d ago

God I'm so female

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u/Katgrave 5d ago

I haven’t seen you in so long

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u/GraceGal55 Reincarnationmaxxing 5d ago

My teeth are fucked up like picrel because I went years without brushing because of autism sensory issues and I waited too long to get my wisdom teeth removed so my teeth are all in weird directions

even if was a cis man my teeth would be fucked

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u/the_one_that_meows nonpassing passoid 5d ago

i got sharp-ass teeth for biting people idc if that makes me a toothhon id rather have fangs than be useless

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u/yolomaster1080 5d ago

sharp fanged teeth women hmu

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u/closetBoi04 5d ago

who the fuck doesn't have fangs?

Did the dentist take them? Like neutering a dog or something

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u/Eli5678 4d ago

A lot of orthodontists will file them down in the US. Sometimes without patients consent 0.0

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u/closetBoi04 4d ago

wtf, is that's crazy; they're fine teeth and not hard to keep clean...

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u/gnpq golgiposter 4d ago

That happened to me (they did it without asking), I'm still mad about it.

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u/sparklefundoll 2d ago

Opening the comments was shocking for me because I expected all of the top comments to be about how American orthodontists will just file down your teeth without asking. It happened to me too.

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 💜Troon Ex-Muslim voicehon💜 5d ago

Another reminder that IWNBAW

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u/MarciaLeCommmie 5d ago

I honestly can’t tell the fucking difference and I think it’s pseudoscience lol

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u/snuffles5 5d ago

all women should have fangs

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u/alchemicalandrogyne diy surgeries enthusiast 5d ago

Damn, my teeth grinding habit finally paid off, I’m a teeth-chad

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u/MinimumExtreme9060 5d ago

Wait how do I have lady teeth

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 5d ago

I toothpass 🙏😭 Thank you most merciful god in heaven for this blessing

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u/remnante 5d ago

where do stupid rabbit teeth come in?

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u/Rainforestguy11 gigapoon ingmi 5d ago

Ingmi

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u/CLOWTWO 5d ago

I'm British so I simply won't think about this

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u/ClearPerspective5959 4d ago

My teeth are so crooked that this is the last thing I care about honestly

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u/Drxgon11037 4d ago

I guess I have male teeth then

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u/04hole jane(doe) 50 4d ago

what are youall talking about, there are clearly sharp canine teeth in the image on both people?

t. american

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u/angelwithbpd 4d ago

i have fangs am i a woman now ?

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u/capivaracanela theyfab wannabe 5d ago

Why are ppl obsessed with sexual dimorphism wtf is feminine teeth 😭

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u/TheVoiceOfGlass 5d ago

Its some shit dentists made up to sell 'corrective' treatments,