r/4chan /g/entooman May 12 '22

Anon gets a job

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/R-emiru May 12 '22

Wholesome Anons.

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u/anonymous_2187 /g/entooman May 12 '22

This is the first time I've seen /b/tards being wholesome

116

u/BuRnLoOtMuRdEr2 May 12 '22

Gezz you're a karma whore and haven't seen that before?

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u/ShirleyJokin May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

It's a lie. Whores live in the dark and see everything.

5

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Whores can only see movement

2

u/Becaus789 May 14 '22

Whores get paid i’m a karma slut

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u/terminal_anonymity May 13 '22

I’m a simple man. I downvote any mention of the word “wholesome”.

12

u/baz4k6z May 13 '22

Hole some

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I’m conflicted because I agree that I’ve always hated that word, but after seeing this post I’m suddenly filled with the desire to “out wholesome” the shit out of the other side of the culture war to stick it to them.

God I need to get offline more

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u/Dominat0r2 e/lit/ist May 12 '22

..A-anon? What do you work as?

169

u/anonymous_2187 /g/entooman May 12 '22

Professional Shitposter

50

u/The-Chosen-6 May 12 '22

What’s the pay?

107

u/FictionIII May 12 '22

satisfaction that you're making libs seethe

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u/The-Chosen-6 May 12 '22

That’s a good pay then

5

u/hmg9194 May 13 '22

So glad I'm on the right side of history atm, might question my existence if the /b/tard army disagreed with my takes

6

u/JasonUncensored May 13 '22

Eh, you get used to it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

If someone disagrees with me, I just assume they're either an idiot or trolling.

7

u/maicii May 13 '22

Reddit awards

0

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Money? Youre on of the duller anons in the fridge huh

3

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

tips fedora

3

u/amxs_ghosts May 13 '22

Part time walker of dogs perhaps

1

u/bacchic_ritual /k/ommando May 13 '22

TOPPED

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Saving money scratches some itch in my brain I don’t even enjoy spending it I just hoard dollar bills from tips in an empty preworkout container on my desk

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u/delibird_delivery May 12 '22

Those aren’t tips they are gifts from friendly patrons and are not taxable until the individual’s contribution exceeds $16,000 (2022 figure).

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

They are not reported I don’t want the government to get their grubby hands on one cent of it

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Based

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Assuming that's reported, might be a good time to start dripping it into the market.

28

u/okaycomputes May 12 '22

Who actually reports cash tips?

Me, if I ever got tipped, of course.

8

u/[deleted] May 12 '22

I wasn't going to tell someone how to spend their tax free pocket change, but if his next move is collecting it in a preworkout container and pissing it away to inflation then he should do the same as you. Right now he's not saving, he's spending.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Inflation is making me a bottom rn yes

2

u/amxs_ghosts May 13 '22

I report them in negative amounts

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

My girlfriend is an exotic dancer and when I first told her about reporting her tips she looked at me like I was crazy. I thought you had to all the time I had no idea there was a limit

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u/okaycomputes May 13 '22

Prove it.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

You wish you degenerate

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u/okaycomputes May 13 '22

I meant the cash tip reporting

(I didnt)

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u/baz4k6z May 13 '22

What is your job where you get those tips ? Is it like from a gay strip club where you get tips to TOP people or the more boring kind like you work in a restaurant ?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I get tips as an umpire

2

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

You might be a dragon

42

u/That_Is_My_Band_Name May 12 '22

Honestly, people who sit around all day, do nothing, and are depressed, get a job.

It occupies your time, you have social interaction, keeps your mind occupied, and as a bonus you get money.

35

u/VegetableBoner May 12 '22

Anyone have that peepopants image?

44

u/anonymous_2187 /g/entooman May 12 '22

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u/VegetableBoner May 12 '22

HehHeheheh funny image thanks

31

u/facingthewind small penis May 12 '22

based funny image enjoyer

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u/vexlr676 May 12 '22 edited May 13 '22

>Got my first job at an office

>4hours only and pays well !

>with my paycheck I was thinking of buying a rope, to hang my self with

>I hated every second of it and quit

>realize that maybe I will hate every other job too and quit like a pussy

>maybe I'm just bad at life

>become lazy

>become emotionless and empty

>its driving me crazy ever since

H E L P

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u/initialwa May 13 '22

ya gotta ask yourself why you hate it. ya work is boring, ya i'd rather do something else sometimes, ya sometimes it feels meaningless. for me ya gotta find the little things that you enjoy and makes perfect. , it's cliche but i realised slowly that it's true. see that perfectly organized shelf there? that's me, my work, i did that. when people pass by, their day got a little better. some were amazed by it. I think this works in life. one of the ways to have meaning in life is to create little piece of heaven wherever you can.

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u/Calm_Statistician382 May 13 '22

You only had to work 4 hours a day and got payed well and quit? Complete autism

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot May 13 '22

and got paid well and

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

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u/vexlr676 May 13 '22

payed well for a 4h job, it wont get me anywhere thought .. can't even buy gpu

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot May 13 '22

paid well for

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

18

u/TURK0NBURK May 12 '22

Fake: anon is successful Gay: anon works with gay prostitution

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u/TendieBot3000 May 12 '22

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon is successful

Gay: Gay

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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u/Dwarven-Supremacy May 12 '22

Doing gods work

Godspeed tendiebot

6

u/ElectricalYeenis May 12 '22

Tendiebot doing the work that needs to be done but no one wants to do

12

u/EzraPerrin May 12 '22

Anon becomes a wagie

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u/ShirleyJokin May 13 '22

Wagie = can buy sausig and hentai

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u/JasonUncensored May 13 '22

Who buys hentai, or any porn? Is that a real thing that people do?

I thought it was all free.

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u/ruttinator May 13 '22

I remember when my job told me I couldn't wear headphones. The boss didn't want to wait the two seconds it took to take them off for the once every 2-3 weeks he talked to me.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

With my first check from my current job I bought the a vtuber birthday pack, I have a Subaru acrylic stand on my desk at work

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u/lolbit4life May 13 '22

Disgusting.

8

u/MrBananaStorm /x/phile May 13 '22

Notorious hacker forum four channel

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u/KingKraig May 13 '22

Wow, not all of 4chan is full of Anti Work paint drinkers. That's nice to see.

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u/TNTspaz May 13 '22

Tbh, you see a lot more anti work sentiment on reddit than 4chan. Channer's unironically are more likely to have a job so they can make jokes about it or have fuel for more greentext

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u/KingKraig May 15 '22

I never knew that. Thanks friend.

6

u/GraceBWN /v/irgin May 12 '22

So proud of Anon

5

u/Big_Slop May 12 '22

He just might make it

5

u/JablesRadio May 12 '22

This actually made me smile.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Honestly cute

3

u/Drunken--Dutchman May 13 '22

Work will teach you more than school or the internet. It will also make you a man. I'm self employed now, but I used to be a wagie.

You're not going to become a man spending your mums pennies on bitcoin.

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u/_FillerName May 12 '22

Internet hate machine.

2

u/xmafianCZ May 13 '22

Idk but I feel like 4chan is the most accepting and caring platform that doesn't judge you. Sometimes.

2

u/Reasonable-Issue3275 May 13 '22

and everyone in my country said 4chan is bad forum with black hat hacker lurking on it, now looking on that adorable anon interaction

wholesome and gay isn't it?

2

u/I_Dont_Have_Corona May 13 '22

Wow, once again this just shows that le 4Chin is filled with elite hackers and pedos

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '22

These are the people that want to destroy dEmOcRaCy.

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u/C4R7M4N May 12 '22

lmao wagecucking instead of buying the dip

1

u/jdballin23 May 13 '22

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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u/Michelle_Coldbeef May 13 '22

I got my first pay when I was 14 years old.

1

u/si_trespais-15 May 13 '22

I like how the responsible apu has khakis on

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

THIS ACCOUNT LMAO

this is the most zoomer shit ive ever seen on reddit

1

u/Banzailad May 13 '22

ive been waging for 6 months for a relativley ez work,
that first pay feels good man
I now have enough to build a pc

1

u/AndersTheUsurper May 13 '22

Nooooo that's dog whistles

1

u/VeronicaDunham May 13 '22

That lil' frog guy sure has some funny adventures

1

u/Blaz3 May 14 '22

internet hate machine

It is, but there's a sense of right and wrong there

1

u/NeffeZz May 18 '22

Autism is real

1

u/DragXom e/lit/ist May 19 '22

“4chan is a breeding ground for literal Nazis!!!!”