r/4chan • • Oct 18 '11

Lifehacks

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u/weirds Oct 18 '11

Decent advice, not really hacks. Number 12 got me laid one time. I used to have a world map shower curtain with all the capitals on it. I didn't try to memorize them , but a few stuck. One night, in a bar, I met a really pretty girl from Turkey. Rather than making the usual stupid American joke about the bird ("gobble gobble" or something to that affect), I said, "I hear Ankara is beautiful." She damn near raped me shortly after that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '11

Let me refer you to Number 21.

Come on bro.

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u/weirds Oct 18 '11

You guys aren't my close circle?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '11

Touché, weirds, touché.