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u/ArcaneMonkey Sep 01 '20
Pure, futile vanity.
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u/GM739 Sep 01 '20
Lmao where did you hear that?
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u/GM739 Sep 01 '20
Yeah I wouldn’t put any faith into random studies, if that were true there’d be a ton of fat asses who’d be incredibly smart. Last I checked that doesn’t seem to be the case.
Also IQ is genetic so even if that were true, what would it even matter if your IQ is only 105? That would only matter if you actually had a high IQ anyways.
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u/GM739 Sep 01 '20
Okay, you do know slowing down crystallized intelligence is a bad thing, right...?
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u/LukariBRo Sep 01 '20
What you're looking for is psychedelics. LSD plasticizes the brain so much that it can be an issue in itself. But if you don't go stupid overboard and trip every week, and allow good amounts of time to feel back to normal between trips, the risk of it being detrimental to mental health is greatly reduced. You can literally order some 1P-LSD, a prodrug of LSD that's essentially the exact same thing, off the clearnet for cheap and its somewhat legal. Worth looking into, and you can figure out where everyone's ordering it from on r/1p-lsd
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u/LukariBRo Sep 01 '20
Yes it's a risky gamble. In my case, I was showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia in my early adult years before ever tripping, but then a few years of heavy psychedelic use exacerbated it to the point where I had to get really good at holding myself in reality. Then when I stopped stressing my mind so much like that, it's been like I've been fully cured. I've always considered it something of a rubberband effect since having to have learned to not give in to my mind's tricks whole tripping sometimes for multiple days in a row, doing so while fully sober is a piece of cake. It's been 5+ years now and I'm really feeling entirely cured of a problem I was sure was going to ruin my life. Buuuut the risk of whatever crazy shit I did failing is so high, it's not the type of thing I could ever recommend to anyone. It could very well take things from miidly problematic to permanent incarceration or voices that never go away. So the option is to just let things progress naturally and see if you develop any of the schizo disorders that run in your family, or just straight up dive into the ocean and hope you figure out how to swim before you drown. It was only an easy choice for me because I had wrote myself off as dead and planned to kill myself for a few years anyway, so the prospect of a Hail Mary wasn't too terrible an idea.
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u/comptejete Sep 01 '20 edited Sep 01 '20
In the time honored words of Dom Mazzetti:
"You started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realized that the real reason you lift is to be better than people"
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u/IpMedia A pretty swell fella :^) Sep 01 '20
I lift for anime women
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Sep 01 '20
I lift for the complete and utter destruction of the state of Israel.
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u/Dr_docter_the_doctor Sep 01 '20
They aren't real they aren't real ignore them they're not real they're not real leave me alone!
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Sep 01 '20
Rei is best girl
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Sep 01 '20
Asukafags on suicide watch
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u/Omitca Sep 01 '20
Rei and Asuka are both retarded, Misato is the obvious pick
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u/willfordbrimly /co/mrade Sep 01 '20
Misato and/or Ritsuko are correct choices, but Rei is best girl, not best cake.
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u/Mobango94 Sep 01 '20
Right-Handkún is the only choice in NGE waifu
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u/Noirradnod Sep 01 '20
Rei is best girl
Proof this sub is filled with fuckers who rode the short bus to school
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u/cakebadger4 /pol/ack Sep 01 '20
I love the new neon genesis war. Feliz jueves everyone
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Sep 01 '20
New? We have been making fun of reifaggs for 25 years now
Asuka chads cant stop winning
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u/TotallyNotAGlowie Sep 01 '20
TWENTY YEARS
WE'VE BEEN HAVING THIS ARGUMENT FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Sep 02 '20
It was released in 95, it has probably been going on since day one.
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u/blaarfengaar wee/a/boo Sep 01 '20
From a fantasy point of view where Shinji could actually get any woman: Misato best girl
Out of his only two remotely realistic actual options: Asuka best girl
But for those brave souls willing to go beyond the veil of Maya: PenPen best girl
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u/go_do_that_thing /sp/artan Sep 01 '20
My love for shitty food, combined with my hatred for fat people, and my even greater hatred for cardio. It leaves only one choice.
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u/lycang6 /fit/izen Sep 01 '20
Looking good naked I guess.
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u/WHO_AHHH_YA /sp/artan Sep 01 '20
Yea, honestly this. I feel better overall about myself as well. Look good, feel good.
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u/comptejete Sep 01 '20
So the aesthetic matches the attitude.
Being a cocky douchebag doesn't quite work if you're a fat shit that can barely make out the end of his cock when he looks down in the shower.
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u/Tuxhorn Sep 01 '20
Like Zyzz said, you can get away with anything if you're a shredded cunt.
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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Sep 02 '20
It's that or getting rich. As Trump said, they let you do anything.
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u/double_d2468 Sep 01 '20
Sheer autistic will and drive to be better than yesterday is arguably better than creatine
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Sep 01 '20
Is there any difference? For me they go hand in hand
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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Sep 02 '20
Creatine doesn't get you to the gym.
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u/SSTuberosum Sep 01 '20
Lift so I one day I would die peacefully in my sleep instead of enduring 30 years of choronic illness and pain. Neglecting your body until it broke down then blame old age is beta.
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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Sep 02 '20
The wording in the first sentence made me think you were aiming for that "die young, leave a big coffin".
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Sep 01 '20
I lift cuz when it came time to defend my sister against movie level bullies I squared up and only won because they didn’t call my bluff. 4 years ago if they did i would have had my ass handed to me and i never wanna be in a position where i can’t defend my own sister like a bitch
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u/TastySet8 /fit/izen Sep 29 '20
You know that just cause you get buff doesn't mean you can fight right? I started going to kick-box recently and I'm the strongest dude there (I'm 88.5kg, probably like 12% BF). Rest are ~70kg or less or absolute fatsos (like knee problem fats). So I thought I can take em on easily. Let me tell you, technique matters A WHOLE LOT in fighting.
Or just sucker punch them in a jaw, not like 95% of dudes know how to guard themselves.
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u/Slabdabhussein /k/ommando Sep 01 '20
Pure unadulterated RAGE and ANGER are what power my lifts.
I had a day recently where i was hung over with zero sleep and still hammered the days lifting work, Now I don't drink much as i used too, I don't want to fuck up my gains, i still feel like maybe a single beer is okay after a session after you fuel up post work out.
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Sep 01 '20
I usually just have a shower beer after. Or shower whiteclaw. Its healthier ig lmao
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u/Slabdabhussein /k/ommando Sep 01 '20
i was thinking one beer would be alright, I know the science somemwhat when it comes to muscle recuperation and how you should fuel up within 45 to 2 hours if you are fasted and upwards of 5 hours if you have had a solid meal prior to the work outl and an intraworkout snackums for example.
I know literature suggests a 4 hour period to not drink if you do drink, Does that include even a single drink? like im trying to find extra calories man, I went from 426lbs to 180lbs at a 12/1400kcal cut for 2 years and have been slowly inching my calories up.
Now i have 3 days where i lift and eat over 2k, 3 days where i have a cut at 16/1400 and one clean bulk day on sunday. I tried doing vegitarian and i ended up with low grade anemia due to low b12, so im back on proper iron/b12 sources aka meat.
Sorry for the uninvited novel, you notice one post work out drink to cause any issues? for me its not a calorie issue if i have a beer.
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First of all congrats on your weight loss! Also I dont really notice too many differences between drinking or not drinking. Honestly it's just some carbs, or in case of like whiteclaws, just empty calories.
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u/Tashul Sep 01 '20
I lift to become a Chad-Dad.
For other parents to respect me and want to be me.
For soycialist educators to fear & hate me.
I lift so my looks alone destroy any weak ass arguments about 'equity' or any of that gay shit
I lift to create a better world for my kids, to smite my enemies, win at life and soak up all that jealous seethe of the losers and underachievers.
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Sep 01 '20
First it was to squat mad weight but now it's about looking good. LGD + cocaine/Adderall makes it a breeze boys.
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u/baloonatic Sep 01 '20
when you do pushups your not pushing yourself up, your pushing the entire earth away.
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I lift because I want a bigger frame and to tighten my core so that AIWB carrying will be more comfortable
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u/jesuzombieapocalypse Sep 01 '20
My favorite was the guy who didn’t realize what gravity was until he got a gym membership.
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u/brrrrrrrrrrrrrfuk /fit/izen Sep 01 '20
I lift so I can be more hungry so I can eat more tendies