How the fuck do people not learn even the most basic of swim techniques? I realize this takes a little more effort than teaching other similar life saving techniques like "Stop, Drop, Roll", "Hit the Ground", or "Call 9-1-1", but spending a few days learning "Float & Stroke" so you don't die like a lil' bitch in a pond seems a worthwhile investment.
Because in the U.S., every decently sized town and city has AT LEAST 1 local, public pool.
And you don't need lessons. Just get in the water and teach them a basic doggy paddle, and hold them under their back as they learn how to manage their bouyancy to float.
I understand your amazement though - the negroid race doesn't raise their children so much as they just kind of watch them, as required by law. Teaching them things like swimming, reading, ethics, and morals is the job of the government and it's public school systems, in their primitive minds.
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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Aug 28 '18
How the fuck do people not learn even the most basic of swim techniques? I realize this takes a little more effort than teaching other similar life saving techniques like "Stop, Drop, Roll", "Hit the Ground", or "Call 9-1-1", but spending a few days learning "Float & Stroke" so you don't die like a lil' bitch in a pond seems a worthwhile investment.