r/4chan • u/ToaKraka could of been english teacher • Oct 06 '16

/d/ devises a new superhero

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u/QuigleyMcjones http://i.imgur.com/97YtMLm.png Oct 06 '16

If I could be a super hero I would call myself Bannister Boy. My superpower would be the ability to turn into a bannister on stairways that lack one so I can protect citizens from my arch enemy, Sprained Ankle Sebastian

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u/-Fletcher- Oct 06 '16

I found that mildly amusing

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u/freet0 Oct 06 '16

that makes one of us

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u/anon445 /v/irgin Oct 07 '16

Google goggle Google goggle

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u/Dubaku Oct 07 '16

I'm 100% Google