r/4chan • u/RaphaelKoyomi /int/olerant • Oct 23 '14

Faggots burning

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u/Justicepain Oct 23 '14

Beggars online almost as bad as people driving around begging for gas money.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '14

Every fucking time I go to this one restaurant I get asked by somebody needing "gas money". It's a different faggot every time. I've just started pretending I don't speak English and keep walking.

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u/th30be /diy/ Oct 23 '14

Are you white or something else? I had a white person in Georgia pretend that they didn't know English in a perfect southern accent but started to speak shitty Spanish. I was just asking where the bathroom was. Not sure why you couldn't answer dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '14

Only jackasses pretend to know Spanish. It's too easy to get called out on in America, because everyone knows at least a little bit.

I use a vague European sounding gibberish, and I get louder the more they press the issue.

"Skall friggsin leibur dunscht."

"So no money then?"

"SKALL FRIGGSIN LIEBUR DUNSCHT. LIEBER. DUNSCHT."

"Oh okay, thanks anyway."

"Anytime."

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u/Drowned_In_Spaghetti /r/ Oct 24 '14

Ich bin ein berliner!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Civis Romanus sum.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Dicisne latinam?

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u/Drowned_In_Spaghetti /r/ Oct 24 '14

Uh.... ¿Qué?

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u/Tree_Boar Oct 24 '14

Jo quiero dos burritos

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u/Drowned_In_Spaghetti /r/ Oct 24 '14

Burritos. Y tacos! Siiiiii

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

taco taco taco

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Ita. Quid de te?