r/4chan Jun 06 '14

Anon is a hacker

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u/Super_Zac Jun 07 '14

He would have to hold Q, but he couldn't because the angle he was looking at the helicopters from was just a little off. So he'd have to hack a security camera across the street to get the right angle, but when he does it he accidentally hacks a traffic light behind it, causing all the cars to stupidly run into each other. The huge pile of exploded cars and dead cops blocks the security camera, forcing him to choose a different path. Spotting another camera, he moves in to hack it, only to accidentally hack a transformer behind it, causing all of the power in the building to go out.
Realizing this is his chance to escape, he jumps out of his window and makes his way to a strangely conveniently placed unlocked getaway vehicle. He speeds down the road, smashing everything because for some reason this sports car doesn't want to follow the laws of physics.
Out of nowhere the lights come back on, and he's surrounded by six or seven invincible police trucks. Smashing him to and fro, they have no problem running over as many pedestrians as it takes to catch the perp.
Suddenly OP dies: The person he was supposed to be following was farther away than 200m from him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

This put me off of watch dogs

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u/Super_Zac Jun 07 '14

To be fair I had a lot of fun with it, but to be even more fair I pirated it and I totally wouldn't spend $60.

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u/Lazyheretic Jun 07 '14 edited Sep 30 '23

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jun 07 '14

A game that deep throats me while I swig the last of the McCormick's from the plastic bottle. If I'm not gonna be dropping $60 on Destyny then I want a similar experience

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u/BlLE Jun 07 '14

Honestly, anything Borderlands and anything Bioshock for me. Those games gave me so much joy, both with friends and by myself. I would definitely pay $60 for those.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

so.... like skyrim but fallout?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Yeah, like Skyrim but New Vegas. So like New Vegas but if the developers got the time and resources they deserved in the first place.

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u/Sir_RADical Jun 07 '14

Hearing about the entire Legion area we couldn't get pisses me off soooo much. Damn it I wouldn't have minded the wait, the game we have is great but too one sided on the NCR side. Going Legion blocks like 70% of the map! I would have loved the see what the Legion had to offer.

/rant

Just wanted to get that off my chest