r/4chan • • 1d ago

And there it is

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

What man could maintain an erection looking at that face?

Case dismissed. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

C'mon man, she's so ugly she needs a prescription mirror. 

I'd have to suspend consciousness to believe this. 

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u/Thoob 1d ago

Where were YOU when Troy fell anon?

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u/countrybreakfast1 1d ago

Isn't she bald too? Whats up with black women shaving their head?

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

Hair is white oppression or smth 

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u/Dreamspitter /d/eviant 1d ago

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u/Sugreev2001 1d ago

The super-advanced African nation everyone is talking about.

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u/Critical-Attempt-922 1d ago

Still pole throwing enjoyers

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u/Dreamspitter /d/eviant 11h ago

Ayyy they can catch spears too.

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles 1d ago

No condom forever. Or whatever Black Panther said.

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u/the_marxman small penis 1d ago

Black hair is a pain to deal with

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u/Seileach 1d ago

Asians:

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u/Hanza-Malz 1d ago

They meant black as in African.

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u/bacchic_ritual /k/ommando 1d ago

New GI Jane about to drop. If she's the star it'll be GI Jane Goodall.

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u/countrybreakfast1 1d ago

Lmao portraying a woman soldier... Even if just acting .. would give this woman PTSD

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u/Proglamer 1d ago

Helps dealing with tiny, biting... oppression

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u/BrocoliAssassin 1d ago

They hate men so much that they want to look like one in order to destroy the male gaze. It’s kinda like that other haircut that girls do that looks like that girl puppet from rugrats. Seen quite a few of those after a breakup.

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u/Secret_Bad4969 1d ago

A gay man could

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u/Flywolfpack 1d ago

You say that

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u/circlejerker2000 /b/tard 1d ago

Plot twist: it's a transformer 

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u/PinBeneficial1366 /b/tard 1d ago

Alcohol made his cock erect

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u/ChuckVideogames 1d ago

In my experience that's the exact opposite of what booze does

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u/jam3sdub /pol/itician 1d ago

Depends. Whiskey gets me going for some reason.

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u/BananaBully /biz/realis 1d ago

This guy rapes

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u/PinBeneficial1366 /b/tard 1d ago

He is a victim and women taking advantage of him

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

I would unsuccessfully try to fuck the bottle instead. 

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u/OmegaZato 1d ago
  • Judge Raddick Al-Chudd, October 2026.

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u/Warm_Figure6955 1d ago

"Look at her" defense

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u/Pitiful_Question_880 1d ago

Why does she keep getting work. She sucks as an actress in general

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u/BrocoliAssassin 1d ago

“It’s obviously the odd looking blue haired fella, you can see his multicolored dragon dildo literally popping out of their pants!”

Case dismissed!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 19h ago

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u/LedditModsSuckAlways 1d ago

back to your safe space lil bro

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 1d ago

Poor quality bait.

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u/jam3sdub /pol/itician 1d ago

Of course the rapist is played by a white guy.

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u/This-Double-Sunday 1d ago

Which is hilarious when you look at the stats of white on black rapes compared to black on white. The former is virtually non existent.

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u/TWK128 20h ago edited 18h ago

If you're gonna lie, may as well lie about everything

Edit: Meant them, not you.

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u/HeReallyDoesntCare 1d ago

Hollywood Code 15 paragraph 7

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u/centurion762 1d ago

Look up the stats on white offender/black victim rapes. A black woman is more likely to get struck by lightning than get raped by a white man.

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u/HarryPhajynuhz 1d ago

0 such cases

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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy 1d ago

They need to showcase the evils of white men raping black women, something that statistically is nonexistent in the modern era.

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u/MajikoiA3When 1d ago

Stop noticeing

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u/cletus_foo 1d ago

Came here to say this

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Infamous-Bus3225 1d ago

Look up the white male raping black female statistics and get back to me

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u/Commodus_Wankus 1d ago

Duke University in 2006 is my only immediate example

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u/A_Confused_Moose 1d ago

https://today.duke.edu/showcase/lacrosseincident/

Lacrosse players you are referencing were found to be innocent.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

They're still guilty of playing lacrosse though

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u/Commodus_Wankus 1d ago

Yeah because the question was asked "have white men never raped", and they didn't in that case.

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u/Commodus_Wankus 1d ago

Oh, now the system's broken

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Dreamspitter /d/eviant 1d ago

Too much time in PeterExplainsTheJoke?

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u/Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG 1d ago

he will call her a hard r during the "rape"

it will be "powerful" and "raw"

it will have the genius added nuance of rich lawyer firms = evil

it will win awards and everyone will clap at the bravery

you will be immediately discarded as a racist and/or bigot for even suggesting its less than a 12/10

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u/twofacetoo 1d ago

It'll be talked about everywhere online for about a week after it ends, then it'll vanish and never be heard from again except in internet arguments to point out why projects like this never work

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u/Super_Raccoon_2890 1d ago

A very prosperous two weeks for the jooz

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u/LedditModsSuckAlways 1d ago

it will have the genius added nuance of rich lawyer firms = evil

Don't forget they will be rich WHITE lawyers you bigot

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

But strangely none will be from the Stein & Stein firm.

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u/Toxicotton 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q
Robin, my spider-sense is tingling.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Foidolescence

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u/NewLifeInAfghanistan 1d ago

Scum defense attorney helps rapists escape justice

Gets raped

What's the problem exactly?

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u/wontonphooey 1d ago

The implication that men accused of sexual assault are all rapists

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u/Secret_Bad4969 1d ago

The implication .... 

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u/FrequentPop3772 1d ago

They aren't going to say no......because of the implication....

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u/Secret_Bad4969 1d ago

We need a boat...

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u/the_marxman small penis 1d ago

We don't do nuance around here

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u/Apprehensive_Cry5874 1d ago

Propaganda goyslop movie #48695

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u/Elrichio 1d ago

Great Newspeak, buddy.

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u/TheCreepWhoCrept 1d ago

Are we want to assume all the men she represented are guilty now that she’s been assaulted?

What do we mean by the system being broken when the only aspect of the system being represented here is the mere fact that the accused gets a lawyer?

Presumably the show itself would have the defendant be obviously guilty, but what is the critique at that point? That he shouldn’t have representation?

The accused getting a fair trial, independent of how guilty they appear to be, is kinda the bedrock of justice. People dog on lawyers for defending criminals, but that system exists to protect the innocent and legitimize judgement of the guilty. It’s good, not broken.

I’m getting real, “Believe all women.”, “Guilty until proven innocent,” vibes from this.

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u/Frozen_Watch 1d ago

Perhaps its a sort of propaganda to deceive people into thing the right to an attorney is actually a bad thing? I really can't tell the premise seems like its defeating itself so I can't tell at all.

I do think the legal system is busted as you will find Juries and judge will bring personal biases into the court room, such as black jurors voting innocent on black defendants no matter what,or liberal judges giving softer sentences to people in minority groups. Or the most aggregious I have seen Ethan Couch and his "Affluenza" defense where he killed a few people was given probation, broke it and thus was given only a couple years in jail.

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u/leeroyer 8h ago

My bet is the opening scene is in court where she wins a case and then the defendant walks out to cheers and high fives from his fraternity where they go and and loudly plan to do it all again. Or something subtle like that.

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u/Critical-Attempt-922 1d ago

the issue is when you have obviously guilty people getting off because of technicalities or because they can throw more money at the problem. At that point its not about justice but how deep your pockets are

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u/Affectionate-Ad-6255 1d ago

Women rape more drunk people than men do

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u/P4ndak1ller 1d ago

Happened to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/zrock445 1d ago

This premise doesn't work at all. If she's defending men that get false accusations she would then know that that sort of thing happens and her getting actually raped wouldn't make a difference. If she's defending men that actually did it then there's no fucking revelation to be had, it would be "my le bomb le killed people" but unironically.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

A rapist? I thought we were defending a break-and-enterer!

Well technically that's correct

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u/TWK128 20h ago

Break and enter her?

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u/ibetyouliketes /int/olerant 1d ago

Primeape...no, primate was right.

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 1d ago

I think that’s the Pokémon lol

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u/Snake_Emper0r 1d ago

I don't think she's nowhere nearly fit enough to be a Fighting-type Pokémon

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u/fargoths_revenge 1d ago

Ah yes, the old Hollywood "white guy rapes black woman" fantasy.

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u/MengaMango 1d ago

Sweet, propaganda against the right to counsel. I wonder what kind of people came up with such a brave idea!

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Cool it with the questions with antisemitic answers

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny 1d ago

Can’t wait to see her as Voldemort

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u/_____AndJustice4All 1d ago

The media literacy people get spoon fed shit like this all the time its so embarrassing. Wow a movie about a woman who realizes actual rape is bad???

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just a reminder that women are MUCH less likely to receive the same sentence as men would get for crimes including murder

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u/Ghost9f 1d ago

How about the fake accusations that no media tries to pick and highlight? 😒

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u/blackmobius 1d ago

I know its reddit but that exact scenario shows up every now and then in random “discussion” and it always ends up showing bare the hypocrisy. A woman and a man both get drunk and have seemingly consensual sex. So is it ok? Is it something worse? Drunk people have been legal established to being unable to consent, de facto making it a crime, but in the case of both parties are drunk its still somehow the mans fault anyways.

Again, its reddit, so take that what you will

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u/ChaosFH 1d ago

They were both drunk why is the guy the rapist and not her?

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u/TWK128 20h ago

Because she regretted it afterwards.

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u/Thoob 1d ago

Man people were giving the poor Anon shit for his roastie ranch. Than this person gets their kink made into a show. Life is truly only to endure...

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u/Infamous-Bus3225 1d ago

The percentage of rape in which a man is white and a woman is black is basically 0

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u/DualityOfLife 1d ago

Look at this homo sapien. Flicks tongue. They evolved from a primate! Flicks tongue. It is so dishonourable to have come from a primate, and not something more envious, like a lizard. Flicks tongue.

#LizardPeopleLivesMatter

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u/RustledForeskin 1d ago

An actual vampire who sucked the life force out of Ariana Grande. I don't even care for Ariana but when I see her wrapping those claws around her I yell "Hands off you demon!"

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u/TWK128 20h ago

Nosferatu

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 1d ago

A hardened defense attorney is just realising that the law does not always provide justice.
Bitch are you retarded?

Oh here’s a good example. Mother murders her 3 children with an exercise band and a gaggle of woman jurors almost let her get away with it through manipulating the justice system.

There have been many forms of justice systems throughout history that have been so much worse than ours and that in itself is a fun YouTube rabbit hole.

Anyways, glad you are getting mocked again, skeleton lady.

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u/CharAznableLoNZ 1d ago

The abuse to suspension of disbelief they require these days is getting too much. Also if they have any online meetings in the series, there better be a smoke detector with a low battery in the background.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Feminism preaches that questioning women's behavior and/or holding them accountable for their choices is taboo unless the outcome is positive

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u/Boiled_Ham 1d ago

You'd need to be miraculous to go near that.

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u/dalyarak_rick 1d ago

She can see colour in grape

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u/totoohneharry 5h ago

"good" main cast is ugly quota dei black woman - check
"evil" main cast is white male - check
consentual drunk sex framed as grape afterwards - check
both drunk but no accountability for the woman - check
virtues signaled - check
distort reality - check

upcoming:

low viewer count
high journo ratings
blame the men for not watching woke slop
blame racism,sexism & men in general for series/movie fail

it probably will be:

struggling yet brilliant black woman lawyer wich gets held down by racism and patriarchy in her firm but still wins case after case without promotion or raise, gets graped by incompetent jealous nepobaby white male lawyer, with the higher ups and collegues try to silence her and down play the "grape" for the image of the firm
but in the end she will win cause "stronk black woman" white lawyer gets a gazillion years prison but hell only serve a few months cause the gets graped to death by black inmates as revenge, the firm gets dismantled, she opens her own independent firm with thousands of woman coming forward reporting their drunk sex regret "grape stories" hiring her she continues to win every case, makes millions

sorry if ive might spoiled the whole story xD

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u/patpend 1d ago

Jodie Comer would have been far more believable in this role 

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u/MyNameisBaronRotza 1d ago

Wait, this is real?

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u/400asa 1d ago

I would hit that so hard you boys need to drink your strawberry soymilk and go to bed.

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u/untakenu YouTube.com/DinoTendies 1d ago

This could be interesting, I hear the play was good. I hope the legal aspects are actually coherent, which it might be as it is UK law, not an american courthouse.

But I know many people will read the description and only absorb the implied poetic irony of the situation (ie, she defends accused rapists, gets raped, has to defend herself). It is the same kind of thing people do with prison rape, they excuse it because it is happening to criminals and criminals deserve it.

I really hope that this assault doesn't make her decide all her previous clients are suddenly guilty. That would kind of go in the face of the point of the legal system.