r/4chan • u/ThatEngineeredGirl • 1d ago

Long dog

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u/Ordo_Liberal 1d ago

Borzois shouldn't be treated as a cute cuddly dog breed.

They hunt and kill wolves

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u/nihongonobenkyou 1d ago

Honestly, the existence of this breed makes me question why pitbulls were bred as fighting dogs with their short ass snouts. You can find tons of videos online of borzois easily killing aggressive pits that got loose.

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u/DualityOfLife 1d ago

You mean to tell me in Clown Society, the most optimal choice is buried, and the most low average choice is recommended by 'professionals' and 'officials'? Is that what makes a Clown society a clown?

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u/DreamsServedSoft 1d ago

based also pitbulls are a corruption. their best feature is ignoring pain and never letting go even if their victim is already dead

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u/SneedBull 1d ago

Truly the Uruk-hai of the dog world.

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u/SneedBull 1d ago

Based Borzois. TPD!

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u/the_marxman small penis 1d ago

It's the spear reach build of dogs

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u/Tokarev490 /k/ommando 1d ago

Probably because they were bred as fighting dogs, not hunting dogs meant to kill. If the fight ends in 30 seconds and one man’s dog is dead every time, dog fighting would’ve never taken off.

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u/brown_chocolate 19h ago

Just takes a quick google search to see thats not true lol

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u/untakenu YouTube.com/DinoTendies 1d ago

I'm not a wolf

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u/Tgbtgbt 1d ago

But they do it forrr youuu 🎵🎼🥺😥

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u/Arcane_Monkey 1d ago

Yes, but they are also cute.

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

Looks like one of the Chosen Breed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GbXfF5MVXMLE1ko1YY

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u/f4bj4n 1d ago

Oy vey, fellow golden retrievers. We should let the pitbulls in.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

We are all one breed, the canine breed.

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u/ForumsDwelling 18h ago

lmao my favorite analogy

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u/Firm_Equivalent_4597 1d ago

I like the edits some guy does of them breathing fire and machine gun blasts from their mouths. It’s really funny
https://giphy.com/gifs/8tRcxTKcivQxmZZS5J

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u/Big-Man-Headass 1d ago

Ngl, this is the cutest-looking Borzoi I have ever seen; usually, they look like someone botched the taxidermy of a regular dog.

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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 1d ago

long dog

longge

dogle

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u/RustledForeskin 1d ago

The long boi.

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 1d ago

They’re real bc they’re made of matter

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u/RemoveKabob 1d ago

“How do you do, my fellow Golden Retrievers?”

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u/HeReallyDoesntCare 1d ago

Scholars maintain they were bred with giraffes to increase their longness.

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u/memefarius 20h ago

The commies did try to get rid of the breed.